Tag Archives: ass
- 15 May, 2008
- Callwave…– also tagged bastard, brother, calling, Callwave, cheap, connection, Dial Up, family, fuck, fuck nut, gram, internet, Juno, members, pain, pap, www.callwave.com
I’m sure (most) everyone knows what Callwave is, right? If ya don’t, ah well… be glad ya didn’t. In brief, it’s an online answering machine for the cheap fucks like me. Ya know, someone that still uses shitty $9.95 a month Juno dialup Internet. And also, when you only have one phone line in the house, your asshole friends, […]
- 5 May, 2008
- What’s happening?– also tagged boring, domains, Dreamhost.com, fuck, host, ICANN, job, mating, moving, Namecheap.com, rabbits, rules, season, shit, shitty, sites, vindictivebastard.com, work, working
Well, since you all don’t know shit about what’s going on with me lately, I’ll fill ya in… Besides working my ass off at the job, I’ve been working my ass off on the site in various ways. More details about this coming in another post. I know, boring! Shut the fuck up, who asked […]
- 29 March, 2008
- Unbinding the ties that bind…and binding new ones…– also tagged AIM, bitch, download, hooker, messengers, Microsoft, Skype, son of a bitch, Windows, XP Home Edition
Well, I uninstalled AIM messenger for good tonight. Fuck it. I’m tired of the damn thing crashing my shit on the computer, and slowing things down to an incredible slow speed… Microsoft Windows (XP Home Edition) sucks more dick than a cheap hooker on the weekend anyway… so why make things worse by having shitty […]
- 21 March, 2008
- Ladies Be Warned!– also tagged aunt, bash, bashmyex.com, bucktooth, convicted, crater, dick, felony, forgery, hick, horses, James, lied, moon, mother, sister, sucking, swindle
This is some ladies Bash on Bashmyex.com, that I had commented on. “James has previously been convicted of several felony counts of forgery and swindle (you can see for yourself at www.mncriminals.com). He is also currently being charged with more forgery charges. He lied to me and used me and many other people as well. I think it […]
- 16 March, 2008
- The Kitty Cat…– also tagged beer, booze, cat, face, fuck, kerosene, kitty, liquor, M80, motherfucker, mower, pussy, rebel, riding, riding lawnmower, stray, teenagers
For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty… Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine… While I was still in middle school, me and my […]
- 15 December, 2007
- Conversations with myself, because the wall is on vacation…– also tagged argument, asshole, bodies, conversations, curbs, decaying, drunk, fuck em, fuck everything, hell, killer, messengers, monkey balls, myself, probation, railed, rotting, tight, vacation
Yeah, usually I have nice conversations with the wall here in my room, but the fucking bastard decided it was vacation time and just up and left me here… Ah well, I have awesome conversations with myself anyway!! It also minimizes the chance for a nasty argument too. Anyway, here is one of the latest […]
- 4 November, 2007
- One of the worst drivers in the world, are the old farts..– also tagged brains, cliff, drivers, farts, lanes, motherfuckers, old, retarded, road, side view mirrors, splattered, world, worst, yellow lines
Here below is why… 1. They are fucking retarded. Their brains are fucking mush, just like the road kills that lay on the road with their brains splattered every where…. 2. THEY CAN’T STAY IN THEIR OWN GOD DAMN LANES!! I’m not sure how you feel about it, but I think they made yellow lines […]
- 30 June, 2004
- E-Harmony.com should really be called….– also tagged assholes, bullshit, dating, dating sites, e harmony, e harmony.com, fucking, othersingles.com, profile, profile for free, rip offs
E-BULLSHIT.COM THE “E” IN E-HARMONY.COM STANDS FOR “EMPTY” BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY WILL DO TO YOUR WALLET! BECAUSE YOU CAN’T FIND A DAMN DATE OR LOVER ON YOUR OWN! YOU HAVE TO RELY ON A STUPID ASS WEBSITE TO DO IT FOR YOU! Now, I just joined to see what it was like, because I […]
- 1 June, 2004
- Mowing the grass is a pain in the Ass!– also tagged break, clippings, dial, future, gallon, gas, grass, ground, growing, invent, lazy, motto, mowers, mowing, pain, place, shit, sleep, slogan, stains, waste
MOWING THE GRASS IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS! It seems like every 2 to 3 days you have to get out the fucking lawn mowers and waste all that $2.00 a gallon of gas just to mow the damn grass! IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT DIDN’T FUCKING RAIN ALL THE DAMN TIME! JESUS! The god […]
- 30 April, 2004
- My Ex-Wife – The Bitch!!!!– also tagged 69, argue, argument, arguments, babysitter, bi-polar, bills, bipolar, bipolars, bitch, bitches, bitching, bitchy, boss, boyfriends, boys, breasts, bullshit, chore, complain, complains, control, counseling, crack, cuddle, deprived, dick, doggy style, drinking, dumby, emotions, ex-wife, excuse, family, father, Feelings, fuck, hand jobs, handjob, head, hell, kiss, kissing, manipulates, mommy, mustache, pants, pap, parent, porn, porning, sex, shorts, showers, situation, smile, snuggle, son, sons, spoiled, stick up, stress, stupid, suck, sucking, tease, therapist, therapists, tied, toes, trouble, tubes, underwear, whore, whore bag, work
I know I shouldn’t be really posting this, but fuck it lol. I know it got a lot of attention before so here it goes! I need to get this all out some how, some where lol. I’ll just put down in a numbered format what I had to put up with 24-7!! 1) She […]