Tag Archives: bastard

30 November, 2022
I’m Baaaack!– also tagged , , , , , , , ,

Welp, it’s almost been 12 long years now and I’m finally back again whoo hoo! I’ve come into the world as one ranting Vindictive Bastard and I’ll be leaving the world as one as well. I’ve had many various domain names, as well as authors on this blog. But going to ride this ride out […]

27 February, 2010
The perfect “Girlfriend”, every man knows it’s true too!– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

How can a man deny that a love doll like her above, couldn’t be the perfect “Girlfriend” for them? I mean seriously, here below is WHY they can’t deny she’d be the perfect girlfriend… 1.) She ain’t going to be a nagging bitch, she’ll keep her fucking mouth shut and take it like the little […]

15 May, 2008
Callwave…– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

I’m sure (most) everyone knows what Callwave is, right? If ya don’t, ah well… be glad ya didn’t. In brief, it’s an online answering machine for the cheap fucks like me. Ya know, someone that still uses shitty $9.95 a month Juno dialup Internet. And also, when you only have one phone line in the house, your asshole friends, […]

8 February, 2008
Something interesting for you…– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Ya just have to LOVE emails like this, they just beg to be made fun of! Here’s the email below, then below that is going to be snippets of it including my responses to each part… Subject Title: Something interesting for you You want to forget about your sexual troubles? You dont know how? Here […]

7 May, 2007
kivanoconnor / PayPal Claim Follow-up!!– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Just got an email from PayPal today regarding that PayPal claim I had filed against Kivanoconman, I mean Kivanoconnor! Oh God I’m fucking awesome! I love waking up in the morning and seeing this email in the email box whoo hoo!! Dear (Name Removed Privacy Reasons), We have concluded our investigation into your case and have decided […]

9 March, 2007
Nosy bastards, getting in the business..– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

I know this doesn’t just happen in my shitty State of Pennsylvania, but, I fucking hate nosy bastards that love being in other’s business… There’s nothing like talking with a friend, or whatever the hell, and some nosy ass cunt just has to be there listening. Ya also can’t forget the stretching of the neck […]

10 June, 2004
Shaving Is A Bitch….– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF! I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an […]

10 June, 2004
Can u make me something….– also tagged , , , , , , ,

Can u make me something…. IF YOUR MY FRIEND…YOU WOULD… RIGHT? COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! BASTARD WANNA BE… BUT… NOT BEING FRIENDS CAN LICK MY LEFT NUT AND SUCK THE RIGHT ONE TO BALANCE SHIT OUT DOWN THERE! If your going to be a friend…BE ONE! Don’t go using people’s while throwing that bullshit […]