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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Twisted / 2 December, 2007 / Leave a Comment

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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Made some theme changes…

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Twisted / 16 March, 2007 / Leave a Comment

UPDATE: Fuck it! I’ve decided to put the “Asshole’s Online” back on the sidebar, I even put it up top of everything else.

I decided to make some theme changes, nothing major of course. Ok here goes, rather then showing all of the Categories on the front page, I went ahead and installed the Zelig Dropdown Cats v1.4 plugin.

I removed the “Asshole’s Online” display for the sidebar. Please remember though, you can access that page via the top navigation menu button called “Useronline”. Which points here.

I have also up-ed the amount of posts to display for the “Latest Posts” and “Latest Comments” to 15, instead of 10. I did this to help maybe concentrate a lot of the focus on the posts, rather then the less important bullshit! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Tata!!

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