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Jordanraine the ass pain…

Feelings Rants

I actually wanted to forgive this bitch and not say a word about her. But I can’t help it. It just has to be said…

She’s a loser, low life bitch, that’s apparently not happy with her with boyfriend, she’s out looking for dick. It’s one thing to claim you’re fine and dandy with who you got, then to flip it and not be it. You called me names, you claim me to be bi-polar, and I’m not. You are!

I’m surprised you have so many twitter followers though, you treat them like shit, bitch, moan, groan, and complain… picking fits and bitching. I’m surprised you have many friends at all. Most claim you to look like a wet dog; attractive. Some poor sopping soak dog bitch that’s been weather torn. You’re a sour cunt bitch, that doesn’t deserve friends. You just need to lay in a coffin some where and rot.

You claimed and slandered me to hack your shitty ass lastfm account a few weeks ago, and I’m sorry cunt. I don’t hack, nor do I know how to. It’s also sweet that you call me idiot in the same sentence that you’re claiming me smart enough to hack your shit… I told you I wouldn’t do anything that nasty to you if I tried. You still left up your slanderous shit against me, you went out on the limb to make me look bad on a message board staff forum. Where I didn’t have access to at all, I couldn’t defend myself bitch.

It’s always nice these coward, liar hypocrite fucks can speak so much, where’s a damn mirror when we need it? I wasn’t even online at the time you were hacked, nor was I around the forums when ever you claimed me to be doing wrong. You’re a paranoid bitch, and I’m surprised your BF hasn’t left you already. No wonder you’re looking though, you must have a feeling he’ll leave you for your bitch-ness.

It’s pretty pathetic as well, cause she’s “friends” with old drama whore “Jenn”. They all run in packs. All them unhappily married or taken drama fucks that only has one thing better to do, and that’s to stir up drama. They’re all sour cunts. Plain and simple. Spread your shit words like a virus cunt, that’s what you all do best. In the end, you’ll lose the rest.

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Myspace.com = Myshit.com…

Rants

Yeah, good old fucking Myspace.com sent me the LAST fucking notification of a user wanting for me to add them…

I just couldn’t take anymore fucking emails, not to mention the bitch ass slutty whores that roam on there sending invite notifications to every Tom, Dick, and Harry… Take Karen the Cunt for instance… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLUT!?!?!?!?

I DON’T KNOW YOU FROM EVE, BITCH. God damn bitches and whores sending me invites and shit… then when I check out their shitty ass profiles, there’s never any normal decent pictures on there… Usually just nothing but sex related spammer bastard sites and shit.

FUCK YOU KAREN! AND FUCK YOU TOO, NATALIE! I’M DONE WITH THE SHITTY ASS FUCKING MYSPACE-FOR-YOUR-SLUTTISM.COM SHIT! MY ACCOUNT IS DELETED AND DONE, CANCELED AND FLUSHED! FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMER SLUT BITCHES! YOU AIN’T BUGGING ME NO MORE!

Here below are some Myspace.com names they SHOULD HAVE…

  1. myspace-the-global-home-of-the-whorebags.com
  2. myspace-sucks-horse-dick.com
  3. myspace-is-nothing-but-a-fucking-cesspool-of-shit-where-
    spammer-sluts-join-then-they-fucking-spam-you-invite-
    shit-because-they-fucking-loser-slut-whorebags-from-hell.com
  4. myspace-is-a-sorry-ass-place.com
  5. myspace-needs-drop-kicked-and-bitch-
    slapped-across-the-fucking-face.com
  6. myspace-needs-their-corporate-headquarters-burnt-
    to-the-fucking-ground-then-shit-on.com
  7. myspace-fucking-sucks-ass-and-needs-to-be-deleted.com
  8. myspace-forces-users-to-raise-their-screen-resolution-in-order-
    to-read-their-shitty-ass-special-messages-when-the-people-don’t-really
    give-a-flopping-fuck-about-them-anyway.com
  9. myspace-is-full-of-perverted-losers-just-out-to-bug-other-people-
    because-they-ain’t-getting-dates-and-girlfriends-on-their-own-so-
    what-better-to-do-then-sit-on-myspace-nagging-other-peoples-
    girlfriends-or-boyfriends.com
  10. myspace-just-needs-to-be-flushed-down-toilet-because-they-
    fucking-shit.com

And that’s about it for now. I could come up with more names for them, but really I have better things to do with my time… Like whack off to free porno! I’m out for the night… tata!

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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Bitches It Is Said

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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Fuck you EX-Mental bitch from fucking hell!!! & Fuck your mother too!!!

Rants

My shitty ass fucking “life”, just keeps getting better, and better, by the minute, day, and week!

WELL! FUCK YOU, EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL, AND FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS, CUNT, FUCKING MOTHER TOO! FUCK YOURSELVES TO HELL!!!

It’s always nice to have your EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL OF A GIRLFRIEND’S, MOTHER.. take you for fucking child support, for a fucking kid you haven’t seen anyway!!!!!!!!

“My THIRD SON”, was born in the beginning of JULY, and I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN HIM YET EITHER!! Because the fucking EX-BITCH GIRLFRIEND, put a P.F.A out on me, which means I ain’t allowed to call her, go near her, and blah blah fuckity do blah!!

Fucking bitch! I didn’t do shit to ya anyway, you lying ass fucking bitch! Go fuck your mother’s dog, like you were going to anyway before.. while we were together…

Any fucking ways! The EX-MENTAL CUNT BITCH, don’t even HAVE OUR SON ANYWAY THOUGH, because she is fucking talking about killing herself all the fucking time, and hanging out with other mentally fucked up people, talking about killing themselves too!

I told the bitch, don’t keep him or her… “we” were NOT READY FOR IT! Money wise, in general, and with her fucking mental problems.. it’s NOT a good idea!! NOOO!! she didn’t fucking listen.. now the poor kid is bouncing back and forth, between the mother and her fucking mother and father!! And, her fucking mother didn’t and doesn’t want me seeing HIM ANYWAY!! But..

IT’S TIME BITCHES!! I WAS GOING TO LET IT GO BY, AS YOU WANTED TO, TO BEGIN WITH, BUT, YOU WANNA TRY AND GET ME FOR MONEY, FOR A KID I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN YET, AND THAT YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SEE ANYWAY!!?!?!?!?!

WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!! BE PREPARED FOR COURT BATTLES N SHIT, CAUSE I DON’T REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK NOW!! YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED BITCHES!!!!

FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!! GIVE HIM OVER TO ME! I’VE ALREADY HAD TWO BOYS BEFORE, AND KNOW HOW TO BRING THEM UP GOOD, AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS!

GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, AND YOUR MOTHER FUCK HIM TOO! IF YA DIDN’T GET ME FOR THE P.F.A TO BEGIN WITH, THAT WOULD BE $300.00 DOLLARS, I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOWARDS THE KID TO BEGIN WITH BITCH!

YOU KNOW!!!!!!! THAT I DON’T MAKE MORE THEN YOU TOO! FUCKING $200.00 A FUCKING MONTH FROM CASH ASSISTANCE, BECAUSE OF MY FUCKED UP RIGHT WRIST, YOU FUCKING MONEY HUNGRY CUNTS!! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, LIKE YOUR RECENT EX BOYFRIEND DID, WHILE HE WAS WITH YA!!

FOLLOW IN HIS FOOT-STEPS.. RIGHT OUT IN FRONT A MAC TRUCK COMING DOWN THE ROAD! ALL YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED, WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF, WANTING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, WHORE BAG BITCHES!!

I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT..

P.S. And to those that say I ain’t “vindictive”, so why have this domain name! Go fuck yourselves too! You fucking, pompous ass motherfuckers! If this ain’t being vindictive.. I don’t know what is!?!?! GO FUCK YOURSELVES TOO! RIGHT TO HELL!

Nah.. RIGHT TO HEAVEN! I don’t wanna deal with your asses while I’m living it up in HELL!..

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