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Myspace.com = Myshit.com…

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Yeah, good old fucking Myspace.com sent me the LAST fucking notification of a user wanting for me to add them…

I just couldn’t take anymore fucking emails, not to mention the bitch ass slutty whores that roam on there sending invite notifications to every Tom, Dick, and Harry… Take Karen the Cunt for instance… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLUT!?!?!?!?

I DON’T KNOW YOU FROM EVE, BITCH. God damn bitches and whores sending me invites and shit… then when I check out their shitty ass profiles, there’s never any normal decent pictures on there… Usually just nothing but sex related spammer bastard sites and shit.

FUCK YOU KAREN! AND FUCK YOU TOO, NATALIE! I’M DONE WITH THE SHITTY ASS FUCKING MYSPACE-FOR-YOUR-SLUTTISM.COM SHIT! MY ACCOUNT IS DELETED AND DONE, CANCELED AND FLUSHED! FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMER SLUT BITCHES! YOU AIN’T BUGGING ME NO MORE!

Here below are some Myspace.com names they SHOULD HAVE…

  1. myspace-the-global-home-of-the-whorebags.com
  2. myspace-sucks-horse-dick.com
  3. myspace-is-nothing-but-a-fucking-cesspool-of-shit-where-
    spammer-sluts-join-then-they-fucking-spam-you-invite-
    shit-because-they-fucking-loser-slut-whorebags-from-hell.com
  4. myspace-is-a-sorry-ass-place.com
  5. myspace-needs-drop-kicked-and-bitch-
    slapped-across-the-fucking-face.com
  6. myspace-needs-their-corporate-headquarters-burnt-
    to-the-fucking-ground-then-shit-on.com
  7. myspace-fucking-sucks-ass-and-needs-to-be-deleted.com
  8. myspace-forces-users-to-raise-their-screen-resolution-in-order-
    to-read-their-shitty-ass-special-messages-when-the-people-don’t-really
    give-a-flopping-fuck-about-them-anyway.com
  9. myspace-is-full-of-perverted-losers-just-out-to-bug-other-people-
    because-they-ain’t-getting-dates-and-girlfriends-on-their-own-so-
    what-better-to-do-then-sit-on-myspace-nagging-other-peoples-
    girlfriends-or-boyfriends.com
  10. myspace-just-needs-to-be-flushed-down-toilet-because-they-
    fucking-shit.com

And that’s about it for now. I could come up with more names for them, but really I have better things to do with my time… Like whack off to free porno! I’m out for the night… tata!

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Fucking Napster emails…

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Subject Title: Napster: We miss you

Uh, I’m sorry to hurt your feelings, but I never missed you! And if your company and you committed suicide, I STILL wouldn’t miss you! Now kindly go fuck yourselves to hell… thanks..

To ensure receipt of your Napster email, please add
napster @ email.napster.com to your address book.

Uh, how about NOT. SORRY!

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For Your PC & MP3 Player.

SUBSCRIBE NOW
http://email.napster.com/a/
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Aren’t I already subscribed to your shitty ass fucking email list? I mean, shit, I’m still getting these fucking crappy ass emails I never give a shit about anyway! Well, that’s gonna change cause I UN-subscribing now… Fucking pieces of fucking shit… FUCK OFF!

Dear XXXXXXX,

We’ve been trying to reach you and noticed you haven’t been reading
your Napster Newsletters. We are concerned you might be missing out
on some great features.

Fuckin cry a river you piece of shit. You ain’t concerned about me and what I’m missing out on or whatever… You’re just saying this shit to try and be all “buddy buddy” with me… Sorry, you’re a loser, you’d never be my buddy… You’re emails are shit and they flushed instantly like the shit they are… FLUSH! Oops, was that a toilet flushing? Yes, yes it was… Fuck your new features… and fuck you too. Go cry now, boo hoo!

Every edition of the Napster Newsletter is full of new releases, staff picks, playlists, special offers, and more. It’s our way of
bringing the best in music to you.

Please take a moment to give us your feedback on the newsletter.
Click here to take our talkback survey and let us know why you
haven’t been reading.
http://email.napster.com/a/
tBH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU/surv-3?t=
BH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU

I ain’t clicking any of your shitty ass fucking links. As for the “feedback”, here’s mine.. this post is FULL of my feedback for you… Enjoy it! Cause I sure did! Now kindly go destroy yourselves and commit fucking suicide you fucking Napster sons of bitches… FUCKING DIE!!

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Something interesting for you…

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Ya just have to LOVE emails like this, they just beg to be made fun of!

Here’s the email below, then below that is going to be snippets of it including my responses to each part…

Subject Title: Something interesting for you

You want to forget about your sexual troubles?

You dont know how? Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com

Best regards and have a perfect nights

“You want to forget about your sexual troubles?”

Sometimes I want to forget the sexual troubles, but then again…there really isn’t any troubles. Well, the only main trouble is, having the ALONE TIME together to do anything… Yes, that does suck… I’d like to forget about THAT, but it’s not possible. Ah well, some day the “Alone Time” will be there…

“You dont know how?”

Of course I know HOW, just ask your wife or daughter… they’ll tell ya!

“Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com”

Uh, no thanks! I really don’t NEED a recipe for “it”… I do up my OWN recipes for this kind of things.. thanks anyway fuck-face!

“Best regards and have a perfect nights”

Don’t worry spammer bastard, once I get my own place, every night will be a perfect night…

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