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Every road and street should have 4 lanes, instead of just 2.

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Know what pisses me off? Besides the dumb fucks that have to buy damn lottery tickets just as you walk into the store to buy something fast and get the fuck out of the store…

It’s the asshole slow drivers that come out of no where, just as you’re in a hurry to get some where important. It never fails, all day long them slow fuck drivers can be at the house, or still in the store buying lottery tickets, but just as YOU are about to leave for some where important and in a hurry, they all come out…

Now, if I had my license and it wasn’t suspended… I’d just pass them slow fucks on the shoulder like I always did before… fuck it! But, since I can’t drive yet for a while… I just gotta suffer in the passenger seat of my grandparent’s car, which of course they are slow ass drivers themselves.

Anyway, they should make TWO LANES PER EACH SIDE OF A ROAD. No matter where the road is, make roads and streets four lanes instead of two! That way we could pass all the slow ass motherfuckers no matter where we are! And all them “Sunday driving” bastards can eat the dust, and Amish horse, horse shit…

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Gas prices = horse shit!

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It’s pretty fucked up that the cost of a gallon of gas, is about the same price as a pack of Marlboro cigarettes.

Hell, even minimum wage don’t cover near the cost of a gallon of gas. I think all those top dog assholes controlling the gas prices need shot. It’s a sad shame, that even if you worked 8 hours a day at minimum wage, half your days worth of pay is gone already in the gas tank…

I mean, “wear and tear” on the vehicle has to be accounted for as well as the gas to get around. To be fair, they should reduce the prices of vehicles in general, to leave some “leeway” so all us not so wealthy pricks can afford to get around…

Sure, we could all stop using cars and just buy a horse and buggy. But think of all the costs that goes into those too! I’d rather change the oil in a car every 3,000 miles, than clean up horse shit on a daily fucking basis. Not to mention having to feed the damn thing every day / night and all that extra other horse shit ya gotta do…

And let’s not forget, how much longer it will take to get around where you need to go if you’re in a horse and buggy… I guess, either way you’re screwed out of money, and either way… you end up dealing with more horse shit than ya really need to start with… Fucking horse shit…

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