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YMCA Memberships are constantly on the up and up at work…

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I started working there a year ago, and back then the memberships never really climbed at all. It was usually the same damn members day in and day out… but lately, wow… they are really on the up and up…

What’s funny, but yet sad, is that most of the NEW members aren’t fat ass slobs! They’re just normal sized folks, wanting to stay fit, slim, and to just build up some muscles…

I guess it’s just fair to say that the fat fucks don’t really need to come to the YMCA to work-out or whatever, climbing out of bed in the mornings is about the same equivalent as daily work-out at the YMCA…

But, here a couple suggestions anyway though:

  1. Stay away from the junk food and TVs 24-fucking-7! Sure, getting out of bed is an exercise for ya, but ya ruin it for yourselves when entering the living-rooms and kitchens…The refrigerators, cupboards, video games, and TVs constantly calling your names and shit… “Hey fatty, come here… I got something goooood for youuuuu… ” God damn lazy fat fucks.
  2. Maybe you SHOULD try working out at the YMCA! I don’t really think that daily exercise of crawling out of bed in the morning is working too good. It might actually help you lose a few ounces more a day than the current exercise technique.
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Taco Bell Turned Taco Hell!…. Part 2!

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Well! After calling the Taco Hell’s Manager! I got me a letter in the mail saying how sorry they were for the fuck up bullshit! And they sent me a $4.00 off card! Woot Woot!!

I should do that all the damn time…and use other people’s phones while doing it lmao! Just make up names and use their addresses….so they keep sending me $4.00 off cards! Naa…I wouldn’t do that! But one thing he did tell me though, here it is below:

1) Specify when ordering a “T2″ to make it a “Baja Chicken”…because if you don’t…you will get “Baja Beef” automatically!

The problem with my orders were….I did say “Baja Chicken” and still got the fucking “Baja Beef Slop Of Fuck”!

It does pay to speak up about their fuck ups! Remember that! Well, that’s all this for this Taco Hell posting shit, time to go spend that $4.00 off card lmao!! Laterz….

Twisted

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