WordPress – Vindictive Bastard

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Original blog theme is back again!

Thanks to Velimir from https://x1code.com he helped me get my original theme back working again. Normally he charges 1,000.00 for custom themes but only charged me $60.00. Which was a huge relief and a big help. Thanks again Velimir for getting my old theme back up and running again. I originally paid $250.00 for the theme and PSD years ago, when it worked on an older version of WordPress. When I used it on Imasshole.com, I had tweaked the color scheme for it, when I shouldn’t have. I should have left it alone. Anyway, if I have any more issues with it, I’ll get back to Velimir for help.

Twisted Jan 25

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Going through posts adding tags

I’m currently going through 467 posts or 47 pages worth of posts adding Tags to each post. It’s going to take fucking forever but it needs done. Hope everyone’s holidays are going good. That’s all, that’s it, no more shit.

Twisted Dec 29

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New theme…

Well, once again I went and spoiled myself with a new theme for VB. =D I know it’s a bit plain and simple, but ya gotta admit… it’s fucking sexy! I hope everyone else likes it, after all I spent $250.00 on it.

Of course, it’s the same as before. The theme is unique and one of a kind, so anyone else out there that has one like this… is a theme thief *cough* Krystal. And no, ya can’t have it either. Got $250.00 for it? No? Didn’t think so…

Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know about it, get word out, and I hope everyone likes it besides me… Some other things might be happening on here as well then… just have to find the time first… Aight, I think that’s about all.. tata!

Twisted Apr 27

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Shit sells!

And then quality don’t sell for a shit! As I was trying to prove a point in the DigishitalPoint forums.. I mean, DigitalPoint.com Template Sales forums…

Bargain shoppers and cheap skates hurt the design / template creating market in general. Everyone expects designs / themes so cheap, it’s fucking bullshit! Then the quality unique stuff doesn’t want bought at reasonable (high) prices, it basically “forces” that seller / designer / coder to sell it at rock bottom prices, which is a disgrace.

Shit = Sells!
Quality = Don’t sell for a shit because everyone wants things FREE / cheap! It’s sickening.

I whipped up a couple QUICK designs at 5am something the other day, and tried selling them off once. Hell, I at LEAST thought this one would go faster!

It’s a one of a kind design! Totally unique and different from anyone else’s. Shit, how many other people out there have the exact same shit on their desktops that I do… None I’m sure..

The sale threads weren’t to be serious of course, just to see what people would do or not do about them… It’s amazing though…and at the same time, it’s total bullshit… Designs like the ones I whipped up normally go like hot cakes, however mine weren’t!?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?! LOL!

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=805810
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=805968

Ah well, at least there were a few people agreeing with me though. And to think, I wrote up a rant thread on their forums 305 days ago, about the exact same shit! I guess we all just gotta face the facts… DigitalPoint forums is the place to go to buy and sell the SHIT!

Twisted Apr 21

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Regarding the last theme…

I put back the original theme I had used before… I sold the other one off to a guy, so I can’t use it anymore. It’s his now. =D Just thought I’d let everyone know! But, I still have one coming for VB then.. patience people, she’ll come then.. =D

Twisted Apr 15

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Heads up, regarding the WP tags …

I just upgraded to latest SVN Trunk copy of WP 2.3-alpha. Some where along the line the WordPress tags gone fucked up. They are not showing up on the blog and I removed the Tag Cloud for the time being until I fix the shit. Thanks for your fucking cooperation bastards…

Twisted Jun 26

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Theme uploaded…

Uploaded new theme now… However!! A LOT OF SHIT NEEDS DONE YET! Be patient pricks! She’ll be all ready then soon…

What’s up now is all I’m doing for the night. I’m tired as fuck and need sleep!! I’ll get back on the theme updates tomorrow sometime. Hope you all like it, I do!! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Later!

Twisted May 16

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Update on the theme changing…

This theme WILL be coming down soon!! Most likely tomorrow sometime, and before I go to work at 6:30pm EST USA!!

It’s a custom design which I had bought, and then had paid a coder to put into a WP theme. Why? Because I’m too damn busy with 2 other WP themes I’m working on, and planning to sell! That’s why!

If I find someone’s ripped it, I’ll track your fucking ass down, beat it, ring your fucking neck, and stick a chainsaw up your ass!!!

I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FUCKING THEME RIPPING STEALING SONS OF BITCHES!!

Twisted May 14

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kivanoconnor / PayPal Claim Follow-up!!

Just got an email from PayPal today regarding that PayPal claim I had filed against Kivanoconman, I mean Kivanoconnor!

Oh God I’m fucking awesome! I love waking up in the morning and seeing this email in the email box whoo hoo!!

Dear (Name Removed Privacy Reasons),
We have concluded our investigation into your case and have decided in your favor.
We were able to recover $46.68 USD and this amount has been credited to you. Please allow five business days for this adjustment to be posted.
If you are due any additional funds, we will make our best effort to recover the balance from the seller.
If the seller’s account has insufficient funds to complete the refund owed to you, please be assured that we will take appropriate action against the seller’s account, which may include limitation of the seller’s account privileges.
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Transaction Details
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Transaction Date: Mar 28, 2007
Transaction Amount: -$112.00 USD
Your Transaction ID: 97467926XH4313154
Seller’s Transaction ID: 7YN66305WN033051N
Case Number: PP-278-752-932
Seller’s Name: Kivan Oconnor
Seller’s Email: kivan.oconnor@yahoo.co.uk

SORRY KIVANOCOCKSUCKER! YOU LOSE! I WIN!

Just for a celebration post, I’ll post one with various names for you, using your own name!! And by the way…don’t think for a minute you’re getting off the hot seat!

YOU FUCKED ME OVER! YOU WILL STILL BE ASSED OUT! I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON’T FUCK EVERYONE ELSE OVER!!

YOU WILL STILL BE REPORTED ON RIPOFFREPORT.COM AND YOU’LL STILL GET A PERSONAL PAGE ON “ED“!

THAT’S ALL, THAT’S IT, NO MORE SHIT FROM ME! WHEE!

Oh God I’m so happy and awesome! Hey! That’s to be expected though, I was just born awesome! And any chick that’s with me is awesome, and our future kids will be awesome!

They all follow in my footsteps of total awesomeness!

Twisted May 7

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This theme will be coming down soon!

Just to let everyone know, this theme will be coming down soon! I’ll have to throw up another theme soon! There’s a Design being coded into a WordPress theme for me and it should hopefully be done today sometime! Anyway, just wanted to give everyone the heads-up!

Twisted May 1