Category Archives: It Is Said

10 July, 2008
Young Bucks getting with the Old Fucks…a new fad?– also posted in General

I’m not sure, but I must say, lately… it seems like ALOT more people around my age (25 to 35) are going for the old fucks. I’m not sure WHY or for WHAT reason, but it just seems to be happening ALOT lately. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but for some of the […]

22 May, 2008
Hot and steamy chirpy farts…– also posted in General

Ya know what REALLY sucks? Having those hot and steamy chirpy farts… Or as I also like to call them, “Silent but deadly farts”. Ya know, those farts you get after eating alot of hot and spicy foods and such? Damn they suck! Besides having the feeling of a Volcano about to explode, you’re worrying […]

28 February, 2008
Gene the fuckin Drama Queen…– also posted in General

*Sniffle* *Sniffle*… Awww, apparently I was being too mean on the wp-testers emailing list, now my reply to this Gene guys email is being held for moderation. It’s a shame too, because my last reply wasn’t even a bad one. Nor was it trying to keep things continuing, however, his was. Of course, as per usual, “they’ll” […]

16 February, 2008
HOT OFF THE PRINTING PRESS, FROM THE “TWISTED STANDARD BULLSHIT JOURNAL PAPER INC”…– also posted in Feelings, General

There’s been ALOT going on lately. There’s SO MUCH shit piled on my plate that even the nearest fat person wouldn’t be able to devour in a quarter past the hour, so sorry that my responses and posts have been NILL lately… Anyway, here’s what’s been going on in my “wonderful life”, or better known […]

31 December, 2007
Still the same old New shitty AIM Music Link plugin….

I’m still fucking pissed off because Greg’s supposed “good, new, and improved” AIM Music Link plugin is STILL a piece of shit. Fucking sucks ass, because it’s STILL showing songs that aren’t even playing, nor are they even IN the Media Player set to play next… Hurry up Greg and fix the god damn piece of fucking shit!!!!!!! I […]

21 December, 2007
Miss Jackie gets a make over!

Miss Jackie evidently thought she should get a make over in order to attract me. I’m not sure where she got that crazy idea from, but I’m guessing she missed her medications again… Anyway, since she wasn’t nice enough to send me her BEFORE and AFTER pictures herself, I had to dig them up myself… Here […]

16 December, 2007
Come on people…– also posted in General

You’ve been reading my blog for how long now? You should know better than to think everything I say in a blog post is meant to be taken seriously. Yes, some of the rants were written in a serious manner, but alot of the additional crap I added into the posts were mere sarcasm. Ask […]

15 December, 2007
Conversations with myself, because the wall is on vacation…– also posted in Feelings

Yeah, usually I have nice conversations with the wall here in my room, but the fucking bastard decided it was vacation time and just up and left me here… Ah well, I have awesome conversations with myself anyway!! It also minimizes the chance for a nasty argument too. Anyway, here is one of the latest […]

5 December, 2007
Random thoughts…

Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way… 1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a […]

2 December, 2007
Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)– also posted in Bitches

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people! Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)… This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give […]