Tag Archives: toilet

4 May, 2010

The low toilet seat…– also tagged boat, children, dick, female, flush, gender, god, healthy dump, low, nut, nuts, nutty, Peter Johnson, rescued, sacks, sagging, sank, seat, tranny, whirlpool

First off, let me just say that this isn’t geared towards the female gender; unless of course you have a huge sagging nut sack or a tranny, so please don’t take offense… I’m not sure which dumb fuck created these things, but they need to stop creating them and selling them! And certain dumb-asses need […]

10 March, 2008

Fucking Napster emails…– also tagged bitches, commit suicide, emails, features, feedback, flushing, list, Music, Napster, Napster Newsletters, new releases, playlists, shit, spam, special offers, staff picks

Subject Title: Napster: We miss you Uh, I’m sorry to hurt your feelings, but I never missed you! And if your company and you committed suicide, I STILL wouldn’t miss you! Now kindly go fuck yourselves to hell… thanks.. To ensure receipt of your Napster email, please addnapster @ email.napster.com to your address book. Uh, how […]

8 August, 2006

Marriage = Jackshit!– also tagged back burner, boyfriend, cheat, communication, death, divorced, first kid, girlfriend, hubby, incompatible, jackshit, lover, marriage, marriage license, sex, wife

I’m sure as hell not an “old-timer”, but, this is so true it’s not even funny anymore. Nowadays, when someone wants to get “married”, they really mean, they want to be Boyfriend and Girlfriend. It’s just *not* like it used to be back in the day, meaning, when my grandparents were married and such. Back […]