Tag Archives: two

21 May, 2010

Taking a shit, is like giving birth…– also tagged asshole, biting a stick, chex mix, den, eight, eleven, female, five, forever, four, giving birth, groaning, grunting, knock, late, male, moaning, nag, nine, picutres, precious, seven, shit, six, small hole, ten, three, time, twelve, wrecking

Here is why… Both male and female are spending their precious time grunting, moaning, groaning, biting on a piece of stick, pushing out one or two things through a small hole. In the end, they either have one or two little or big shits to deal with. One or two, they’ll always need some tissue. […]

4 June, 2008

Every road and street should have 4 lanes, instead of just 2.– also tagged amish, bike, drive, four, horse shit, lanes, license, lottery players, lottery tickets, pap, shoulder, speed limit, suspended

Know what pisses me off? Besides the dumb fucks that have to buy damn lottery tickets just as you walk into the store to buy something fast and get the fuck out of the store… It’s the asshole slow drivers that come out of no where, just as you’re in a hurry to get some where important. […]