Tag Archives: female

21 May, 2010

Taking a shit, is like giving birth…– also tagged asshole, biting a stick, chex mix, den, eight, eleven, five, forever, four, giving birth, groaning, grunting, knock, late, male, moaning, nag, nine, picutres, precious, seven, shit, six, small hole, ten, three, time, twelve, two, wrecking

Here is why… Both male and female are spending their precious time grunting, moaning, groaning, biting on a piece of stick, pushing out one or two things through a small hole. In the end, they either have one or two little or big shits to deal with. One or two, they’ll always need some tissue. […]

4 May, 2010

The low toilet seat…– also tagged boat, children, dick, flush, gender, god, healthy dump, low, nut, nuts, nutty, Peter Johnson, rescued, sacks, sagging, sank, seat, toilet, tranny, whirlpool

First off, let me just say that this isn’t geared towards the female gender; unless of course you have a huge sagging nut sack or a tranny, so please don’t take offense… I’m not sure which dumb fuck created these things, but they need to stop creating them and selling them! And certain dumb-asses need […]

2 March, 2010

Man or Woman?– also tagged black lab, bowling, brown, dogs, eyes, gender, german shepard, green, hair, horse, jeeps, lesbo, male, man, MD, Music, Ocean City, trucks, vindictivebastard.com, woman

Today is the official start date of a new feature for vindictivebastard.com. I’m proudly introducing, “Man or Woman?”…Here’s where I’ll randomly find either men or women photos, and post them to debate what gender they really are. Because well, some times it’s just so damn confusing. Let’s begin! Hi! I’m a nice, a little shy, […]

5 December, 2007

Random thoughts…– also tagged age, aliens, bad, bank account, camel toes, Celebrities, days, drive, drugs, fuck, good, gram, hit-on, human, important, internet, late, legal, machines, miss jackie, money, offline, old, online, pap, parties, pedophiles, people, police, pussy, pussy lips, sagging, Sasquatch, shit, single, slow, spammers, special occasions, underage, wallet, wealth, weather, wrinkled

Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way… 1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a […]

16 October, 2007

Google Talk Chat #3– also tagged camera, cream, google chat, jeans, lmao, locker room, naked, sauna room, shit job, squirt

Yep, it’s that time again… Friend and I talking about my shit job and the lady locker room… Buddy: did ya spy on naked people in the female locker room?! Me: =D Buddy: lmao Me: lmao Buddy: better get a camera! lmao Me: nah, fuck the camera.. I’d rather drop the jeans and squirt my creams before they get their clothes […]