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IF YOU ARE A “PACK-RAT” BASTARD….I’D SUGGEST QUITING NOW!

I know being a “pack rat” can be fun…..but, when it comes time for your life to be over…it’s just the beginning for those trying to get rid of all the shit you spent years collecting! The old saying: ONE MAN’S JUNK CAN BE ANOTHER MAN’S TREASURE! A TREASURE MY ASS! IT’S JUST A TREASURE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS IF ANYTHING! Here below is why you shouldn’t be a “Pack Rat”!

1) NOBODY REALLY NEEDS ANY OF THE BULLSHIT YOU ARE COLLECTING ANYWAYS! SOMETIMES THE SHIT MIGHT COME IN HANDY….BUT, 98.999% OF THE TIME, IT DOESN’T!

2) ALL THAT EXTRA SHIT AROUND YOUR HOUSE OR GARAGES, CONFUSES PEOPLE.. BECAUSE THEY THINK IT’S A LAND-FILL AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF PEOPLE WANT TO BRING THEIR TRASH TO YOUR HOUSE AND DROP IT!

3) YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY FUCKING ROOM TO MOVE AROUND OR STORE YOUR GOOD STUFF! ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU HAVE BEEN COLLECTING TAKES UP 96% OF PROPERTY AREA OR LAND!

4) IT’S A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET RID OF IT… WHEN NEED BE! WHO IN THE HELL IS REALLY GOING TO WANT TONS OF PLASTIC CONTAINERS AND SHIT!? THEY MIGHT COME IN HANDY HERE AND THERE, BUT..NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE A FEW THOUSAND PLASTIC SLEDS OUT OF, IF RECYCLED!

It’s like, HEY! LETS COLLECT ALL OF THAT GUY’S JUNK SO WE MAKE HIS PLACE CLEANER AND NICER, AND MAKE OUR PLACE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LAND-FILL! YEAH! ANYTHING TO HELP OUT A STRANGER!

Here below is a few good things about being a “pack-rack” fuck-nut! And please note: I said “a couple” of good things!

1) YOU COULD BE A SUB-WHOLESALER TO THE OTHER “PACK RAT” FUCK-NUTS! IF THEY DON’T HAVE CERTAIN THINGS THAT THEY WANT OR NEED, THEY COULD ALWAYS CALL YOU UP, BECAUSE.. YOU HAVE TEN TIMES MORE SHIT THEN THEM! AND THEY KNOW IT! BECAUSE ALL THE PACK-RAT BASTARDS KEEP IN TOUCH!

2) YOU COULD START YOUR OWN SMALL BUSINESS AND EVEN MAYBE SUPPLY BIGGER STORES LIKE WALMART, NAPA AUTO, PEP-BOYS AND SHIT! IF THEY NEED TO ORDER A FEW DOZEN LAG BOLTS OR ALTERNATOR BOLTS OR SOMETHING, YOUR THE PERFECT PERSON TO CALL FOR A CHEAP BARGIN!

3) YOU COULD PROLLY MAKE MILLIONS! EVEN THOUGH YOU WANT TO KEEP ALL THIS SHIT, SOME DAY YOU MIGHT REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF IT ALL AND TAKE IT TO THE LAND-FILL, AND.. YOU KNOW HOW SOME PLACES PAY FOR IT BY THE POUND? WELL…JUST THINK OF ALL THEM TRUCK LOADS OF SHIT YOU’D BE MAKING MONEY FROM!

Welp! I think that about covers it for this post! You can’t really speak too much on it because it’s just like any other addictive things. They should have “Pack Rat Anonymous” and shit! I’m done with this….laterz

Twisted

I REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO POST THIS, BUT… I FIGURED I’D BETTER, SO YOU BASTARDS KNOW THAT I AM WORKING ON IT AND IT WILL BE COMING SOON LOL!

BUT! LIKE I SAID BEFORE…IT’S NOT TOTALLY DONE YET!

I still need the logo done as well as some other images. Here below is the link to the demo layout. Most links on there will not work, or if they do…they will take you to the main site’s pages like normal. The only pages that I have done there is the index.htm and contact.htm pages. And even they are not totally done yet lmao! Anyways..here is the link:

http://www.vindictivebastard.com/demolayout/index.htm

If you would, please tell me what you think of it. And please note: Since the images are not totally done yet…there might be a few changed..well like one being the logo or banner at top. I don’t even have my site’s name on there yet lol.

Also..I need to make an image for right under the left side menu as well as text images for where the words…”Site News”, “Test Test” is at….and on the contact page where the words “Fucking Right Bitch” is. There is still alot to be done…but…other then that…..I hope ya like it. I’m done….I gotta get to bed.

Twisted

THIS IS FOR THE IDIOTS! THE “TELL A FRIEND” FEATURE IS TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MY SITE OR PLOG TO YOUR FRIENDS!

If you’d like to spread my site’s link or plog link to your friends, please feel free to use the Tell A Friend feature! Some might think my plog is fucking awesome, funny, straight forward and speaking the truth! Please by all means use it to email your friend’s my site’s link or plog’s link! Here below is the link to it!

http://www.vindictivebastard.com/friend/index.php

PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE WORD FUCK-NUTS!… LOL!

BECAUSE OF ALL MY VISITORS AND REGULARS! MY ALEXA RANKING WENT FROM FUCKING 5,000,000 SOMETHING…BEING A SHITTY ASS RANKING!… TO 177,431 IN A FEW MONTHS TIME PERIOD! DAMN! THANK YOU EVERYONE! YOU ARE HELPING MY SITE BECOME MORE AND MORE POPULAR EACH DAY OR MONTH!

Again, thank you so much and please help spread the word to your friends! I’m done..laterz

Twisted

I THINK… I’M GOING TO SCRAP THE PIECE OF CRAP!

Hardly anyone posts in there anyways! And if they do…it’s just Chinese or Japanese bastards spamming their stupid site links that don’t come up half of the time anyways! Or you just can’t read anything on it to start with!

THE NEW RULES FOR THE GUESTBOOK!

1) IF YOU ARE FROM CHINA, JAPAN OR ANY OTHER SHIT HOLE SPOT ACROSS THE GLOBE! I AM GOING TO DELETE YOUR POSTS! (But! Before I delete you, I’m going to send you an email asking if you are a real person or just a spamming bot bastard! If I don’t get a nice reply email…then I’ll know you are just an idiot or a bastard bot spamming links in people’s guestbooks because you have nothing else better to do! And if you are not what you are cracked out to be, PREPARE TO GET EMAIL BOMBED TO HELL FUCKERS! HAHAHA! )

2) IF THE SPAMMING OF RETARDED UNREADABLE SITES AND THEIR LINKS CONTINUE…THE GUESTBOOK  GETS FLUSH DOWN THE TOILET!

3) JUST BE GOOD BASTARDS AND POST YOU’RE TRUE SITES AND SHIT! DON’T JUST BE DUMBFUCKS AND POST STUPID BULLSHIT OR SPAM IT! IF YOU WANT TO DO A LINK EXCHANGE, LET ME KNOW…DON’T SHOW THE WORLD HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT YOU ARE BY STOOPING SO LOW OF SPAMMING SOMEONE’S GUESTBOOK! FUCKING COWARDS!

I DON’T MIND YOU POSTING IN THERE SERIOUSLY! I JUST DON’T WANT IT TO BE ABUSED AND SHIT! WHY SHOULD IT BE!? I MEAN.. COME ON PEOPLE! LETS START BEING ADULTS ABOUT THE WAY YOU POST YOUR COMMENTS OR LINKS! DON’T BE AN IDIOT LIKE THAT LAST FUCKER AND SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF IT! THAT’S ALL I ASK LOL!

Anyways….I’m done with this….later

Twisted

WE DIDN’T HAVE TO WORK!? WE COULD JUST COLLECT THE PAYCHECKS!

That would be fucking awesome! Just imagine, sitting at home wacking off to porn on the internet or playing stupid video games all day long or something and then get paid for it!The only work you’d have to do is, walk to your mailbox to see if the check came! Hahaha! Damn! I would love that!

Here below is an example job listing and pay rate, for whatever you chose as your job and how much you’d make for doing it!

JOB DESCRIPTION: WACK OFF TO INTERNET PORNO AND GET PAID TO DO IT! Starting rate is $10.00 an hour and you’d get the full benefit package! Also, you can make your own hours to!

Here below is an example of your hours for a weeks worth of wacking and smacking it! And how much you would make in a week for doing it! 

Lets pretend you wacked off for a 100 hours a week! So if you wacked off 20 hours a day for a week straight, you’d make $1,000.00! How can you beat it!? Well…I better re-phrase that one LOL! I mean…how could you not beat it!

That would be the best fucking job ever! I’d be a fucking millionaire before I turned 30! LOL! Anyways..I gotta go wack off now…hahaha naa…just kidding! Laterz..

Twisted

(P.S Really I am going to wack it and smack it, but..shhh be quiet! Hahaha!)

KEEP YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE JUNK FOOD ISLE AT THE GROCERY STORE!

Here are some pointers to help you lose weight! Now…if you follow these you’ll lose weight quick!

1) WORK AT MY OLD SHITTY JOB! THEY DON’T HAVE THE AC ON… SO YOU SHOULD LOSE ABOUT 2 TO 5 POUNDS A DAY!

2) EVERYTIME YOU THINK ABOUT  JUNK FOOD, PUT $5.00 THAT YOU WOULD NORMALLY SPEND ON TWINKIES OR CUPCAKES OR WHATEVER..INTO A JAR AND SAVE IT TOWARDS A LIPOSUCTION PROCEDURE! BY THE END OF THE WEEK, YOU SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH SAVED TO HAVE IT DONE!

3) KEEP YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE ICECREAM BOX AND SODA POPS! IF YOUR TIRED OF BEING FAT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT OTHER THEN MAKING IT WORSE!

4) QUIT BEING LAZY! EXERCISE OR SOMETHING! AND…NO! I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT REPETITIONS OF LIFTING ONE CUPCAKE TO YOUR MOUTH AND THEN ANOTHER ONE! I’M TALKING ABOUT SOME ACTUAL EXERCISING LIKE: RUNNING, BIKING, SIT-UPS, PUSH-UPS AND STUFF! AND NO, I DON’T MEAN RUNNING AFTER THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK EITHER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN FATTY!

5) QUIT BITCHING OR BLAMING PEOPLE FOR YOUR FATNESS! IT’S YOUR DOING, EXCEPT IT AND DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT FOR THE BETTER!

Ok, I think that’s about it for now…ta ta.. fat asses! Night night…sweet dreams about that wide variety of ice-creams!

Twisted

IT’S BOUND TO HAPPEN! IF YOU KEEP DOING DRUGS… EXPECT TO DIE AND COLLECT THE BUGS!

I know how smoking dope, crack and anything else can be fucking awesome! I HAVE BEEN THERE DONE IT! But, what made me think of this is…I happened to check my newspaper today and seen this guy had died from a drug overdose.

This guy was only 25 when he passed away, he was one of them guys that was popular around town, because him and these other guys were “POT HEADS” and “BULLIES”, basically the partying type guys. JUST LIKE ME! I had met this guy quite a few years ago (like 97 or 98) while trying to round up people for a BEER PARTY some where or something…anyways, this guy has been doing drugs ever since then and I’m sure before that yet to.

Unlike him though, I never got addicted to WEED, CRACK or anything like that….JUST BEER! It’s a shame though, his passing. Below here is in HONOR of him, here are some things to keep in mind for yourself, so you don’t end up on a fucking bed in the morgue.

1) IF YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP SMOKING POT AND SHIT! DO NOT DO IT CONSTANTLY AND THAT GOES WITH OTHER DRUGS TO! I KNOW IT’S COOL AND SHIT…..I DID IT BEFORE AND STILL DO TIME TO TIME. BUT…TOO MUCH OF IT COULD COST YOU… YOUR LIFE!

2) DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND DO IT AROUND AN AREA THAT YOUR SURE TO GET CAUGHT BY THE COPS! I KNOW MOST KNOW HOW TO KEEP ON LOW, BUT…YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH POSSIBLE NARKS! ALSO, THE BIGGER THE PARTY, THE BIGGER THE CHANCES OF HAVING A RAID BY THE COPS, KEEP THAT IN MIND….AGAIN….BEEN THERE DONE IT AND IT SUCKS MASSIVE HORSEDICK!

3) KEEP THE PIPES AND SUCH TO A MINIMUM! DO NOT HAVE FUCKING BONGS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE AND ON YOURSELF, LIKE YOU ARE A FUCKING STORE OR SOMETHING. IT’S THE STUPIDEST SHIT TO DO, BECAUSE YOUR BOUND TO GET PULLED OVER BY THE BASTARD COPS OR DURING A RAID! MAKE A SMALL ALUMINUM FOIL BOX OR SOMETHING, KEEP IT THIN, PUT YOUR ROLLED JOINTS IN THERE AND TAPE IT SOME WHERE ON YOUR BODY LIKE A LITTLE WAYS UNDER YOUR ARMPITS OR SOME WHERE THAT DOESN’T GET CRIMPED, ON YOUR BODY. COPS ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CIGARETTE BOXES, HATS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. KEEP IT OUT OF SITE TOTALLY LOL. I KNOW THEY MIGHT PAT YOU DOWN AND ALL….BUT…THEY USUALLY CHECK THE NORMAL AREAS FIRST. THEY MIGHT NOT GO ALL THE DAMN WAY IF THEY DIDN’T FIND ANYTHING IN THE USUAL SPOTS. NEVER KNOW…BUT, IT’S WORTH A SHOT!

4) PUFF! PUFF! PASS!….PUFF! PUFF! PASS! DON’T BE GREEDY WITH THE WEEDY! SHARE IT BASTARDS, EVEN IF IT’S YOUR OWN SHIT! NOTHING SUCKS MORE ASS THEN A GREEDY WEEDY PERSON WITH THEIR STASH!

5) DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND START SELLING TO PEOPLE YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW! I KNOW MOST KNOW THIS ALREADY….BUT, APPARENTLY NOT THOUGH…BECAUSE THEY KEEP GETTING CAUGHT WITH THE DUMBASS UNDERCOVER BASTARDS! ONLY GO THROUGH PEOPLE YOU KNOW….AND THEIR FRIENDS! SELL! SELL! SELL! MAKE THAT MONEY HONEY! BUT, JUST DON’T PRETEND YOUR LIKE FUCKING WALMART, LIKE TRYING TO START YOUR OWN WEEDMART… AND TRY TO BRANCH OFF TOO MUCH, BECAUSE YOUR BOUND TO GET CAUGHT!

6) DON’T SMOKE 20,000 THOUSAND TIMES A DAY, TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN TO ABOUT 10,000 TIMES A DAY. THIS WAY YOU WON’T COME ACROSS AS A HARD-CORE POT HEAD! AND YOUR CHANCES OF LIVING LONGER WILL BE GREATER! THINK OF IT THIS WAY….THE LESS YOU SMOKE A DAY, THE BETTER CHANCES YOU’LL LIVE UNTIL YOUR HAIR TURNS GREY! AND YOU KNOW YOU’LL BE WANTING TO SMOKE WHEN YOU ARE THAT OLD TO LOL!

Ok…I think that about covers it! If I think of anymore shit..I’ll update this post then lol. Good luck bastards…keep them things in mind ok. Again..I’m the teacher you are the students! And…PLEASE SMOKE A JOINT OR POUND OF WEED FOR ME LOL! HAHAHA! Lataz

Twisted

I CAME ACROSS THIS SITE HERE:

http://mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm

Evidently, your suppose to just download this new HOSTS file and unzip it to one of the following places. Right below here is the download link for the new HOSTS file and below that is the locations for it to be unzipped.

http://mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.zip

(back-slash) This is being placed in there because my Plog doesn’t allow the actual back-slash to show up in the posts. It’s pretty fucked up if ya ask me, but.. what can ya do lol? But, it is showing the actual locations with the back-slash at that site above.

Windows XP = C:(back-slash)WINDOWS(back-slash)SYSTEM32(back-slash)DRIVERS(back-slash)ETC

Windows 2K = C:(back-slash)WINNT(back-slash)SYSTEM32(back-slash)DRIVERS(back-slash)ETC

Win 98ME = C:(back-slash)WINDOWS

I hope this helps. I’m trying it myself lol. And everything seems to be ok. Anyways..goodnight…later…

Twisted 

IT’S JUST PLAIN BULLSHIT! IT DON’T MEAN A THING BUT, TRIAL AND ERROR….MOST OF THE TIME IT’S ERROR! Here below is what to expect out of a relationship with a younger couple!

1) NOTHING! 99.999999999999999999999999999999% of the time it’s just like playing house! HEY! I’LL BE THE DAD, YOU BE THE MOM AND WHAT’S HIS FACE CAN BE OUR KID! You will not get shit out of it, because they are NOT REALLY READY to have a relationship!

2) GRIEF! 99.99999999999999999999999999999% of the time, you will only be getting more grief then having a relationship! Just like any other shitty ass relationships, even with the older people to, comes grief and just plain bullshit, because no one really cares about anyone else, but themselves! In most cases it’s just about the ME! ME! ME! and not the OTHER PERSON!

3)  LIES! Most of the time it’s only lies coming from each other’s mouths, to either make things sound good for that specific time, or just to get away with the fact you are not ready to make a commitment. Lies being about, say…cheating, or saying that you want a serious relationship…..but…then when at home alone, your thinking..NO!.. I DON’T REALLY WANT ONE, things like that. It just doesn’t help anyone to lie.

4) “PUPPY LOVE” Being that you say you love someone, but really don’t know what “love” is! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW IT AND DO IT! JUST GIVE UP ON IT ALREADY! ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU’LL UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF IT AND ACTUALLY FEEL IT LOL! You just think you “love” someone, just try to wake up! It’s just a dream! My suggestion to you is: DO NOT SAY IT TOWARDS ANOTHER YOUNGER PERSON, BECAUSE YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW THAT, AND YOU ARE JUST AT THE AGE OF “EXPERIMENTING” WITH THE RELATIONSHIPS AND PEOPLE!

5) CHEATING! Expect it bastards! When you are young and experimenting around, you will tend to have alot of cheating going on! (Example: A girl’s boyfriend goes to the mall one day….he strolls around with his buddies, (peer pressure enters the area) the buddies want to go around looking for bitches and hoes…..and they do! Then the one buddy wants the ALREADY TAKEN GUY… to start talking to one of the girl’s friends and such….then from there…the ALREADY TAKEN GUY starts falling for this other girl! Then after time..the little signs of distantness from the original girlfriend starts coming out…like he acts weird and shit when around her…he starts making threats of breaking up over the stupidest shit, because it’s his way of trying to end it and yet blame it on his girlfriend, when really it’s his fault for messing around behind her back!) MY SUGGESTION TO THIS IS: BE PREPARED AND DO NOT REALLY CARE! DO NOT REALLY GET SO CALLED “ATTATCHED” TO THE PERSON, BECAUSE YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN IT WILL END OR NOT! BECAUSE OF A CHEATING BASTARD!

I’m sure I can think of more for this post, but it will have to be another time. It’s late and I gotta get to bed so I can go to work tomorrow. Anyways…with the younger people and relationships. Just enjoy life and the boyfriend/girlfriend thing….but don’t expect anything really, from it. Take your damn time with it. If you and that person are meant to be together forever….time will tell. If you sense things are going on here and there…..It’s most likely that will not last long! Also…DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID LIKE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX! THAT IS REALLY A BIG NO! NO! LOL! Don’t try and keep the person, by becoming pregnant or something lol. That is going to be the worse mistake of your life. BELIEVE ME! LIKE I SAID BEFORE! I HAVE BEEN THERE DONE IT AND DON’T WANNA DO IT AGAIN! Anyways..later…I’m done..

Twisted

It’s going to come then, just relax fuck-nuts! Hahaha..it’s going to take a bit of time though, because it’s basically going to cover everything that pisses me off! Which means I’m going to have to go through all my plog posts and pluck out each specific thing and post it all in one post. I’m thinking this is going to have to be done this Friday or the weekend, because it’s the days I have off now!

Well! What I have covered in my posts so far is just a fraction of what pisses me off! It just means I’ll have to keep updating the ULTIMATE POST time to time! LOL! Anyways…yeah…the ULTIMATE POST is coming soon! Just be patient. I’m done..laterz..

Twisted