Tag Archives: church
- 31 August, 2008
- Just one of them days…– also tagged baby, girlfriend, night, orgasmic, phone sex, porn, Saturday, session, Sunday, work
Ya have to LOVE Sunday… It’s the only day of the week that you can actually catch up on sleep, or, sometimes in my case… PORN. Nah, I’m kidding, that’s Saturday night into Sunday EARLY morning. Ya know, when the Church goers are getting ready for Church, I’m ending my 8 to 12 hour porn […]
- 6 May, 2008
- AOL’s Point and Speak…– also tagged Amazing Grace, AOL, attic, bastards, Brady, Britney, Britney Spears, chick, Christ, Christian, cum, cumming, damn, dead, drunk, felt, Florida, free, fucking, good, groaning, grunting, Hawaii, headset, healthy, house, huge, Jamaica, Jesus, Jesus Christ, lazy, Lord, love, mic, microphone, moaning, month, ookingdom.com, point, Point and Speak, porn, report, sacramento.craigslist.org, sales, school, sex, shit, shit log, slur, software, sound, speak, Spears, Sunday, trip, wireless, work, years, younger
A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you! It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through […]
- 30 April, 2004
- You Know You’re Cheap When…..– also tagged Africa, bill, blue boxes, call waiting, cardboard box, cash, cheap, Christmas, coupons, currency, dishroom, dollar general store, expensive, fuckers, grandchild, happy meals, holiday, homeless, house, jokes, kids, knickel, life savings, M&Ms, McDonalds, Monolopy, morning, movie theater, National Coupon Day, newspaper, night, nursing home, offering bowl, outfits, Payless Shoe Store, property, residents, shit, snacks, Sunday, toilet tissue, twisted, two cents
Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers! You Know You’re Cheap When… 1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark […]