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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Twisted / 2 December, 2007 / Leave a Comment

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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I must be a….BITCH MAGNET!

I don’t know what the hell is going on! But I must be a bitch magnet! It seems like I’m being “punished” or something. If I am, Please tell me why and for what so I won’t do the shit again!! The past few relationships it’s like, I happened to get with Bipolar Bitches from the depths of Hell!

With the X-Wife (Note X Wife) hahaha….wonder why!! Anyway…..in the beginning while just dating, everything seemed fine and so forth. No BITCHING no nothing. But once we tied the knot, it all went down the toilet with the rest of the shit! I don’t know why or how to this day was that possible for her to not be a bitch the whole time we were dating and then all the sudden turn DEVIL BITCH on me when getting married. I didn’t do anything wrong to her as far as I know.

My days went something like this: wake up in the morning to Bitching, throughout the day it was Bitching and going to bed was Bitching! And all about stupid bullshit! Half the shit didn’t even make any sense or nothing, nothing to be all mad about. It’s like wtf Bitch!? What is the fucking problem!!?? Did you forget to take your Bipolar medications again or something!? hahaha..naa…she wasn’t on any….but she Should Have Been!

Here is some of the shit I had to put up with 24 fuckin 7!!!

http://www.twisted-society.com/community/viewtopic.php?t=36

I just wish I could find some attractive young lady and a non-bitchy one all in one! I don’t know anymore….my life sucks hairy ball sacks along with the wonderful “Love Life”. If any young attractive females run across this post…please! please! maybe drop me a line or something! I have a pic of me in the Albums section. I know I might sound like a prick with these topics and so forth..but that is only because My Life Sucks Dick! Nothing in it is good really…well there is one thing…being alive! For what!? Just to live in it! Woot!! Woot!! Wow!! That is the greatest thing ever! I can’t beat that! Fuck! I need vodka! That usually helps in these “Wonder-Fucking-Ful” situations!!

That’s all for this topic….prolly update the fucker then later. Keep checking back for more Wonder-Fucking-Ful posts! That’s All! That’s It! No More Shit!

Twisted