ex

Michelle Frye, fuck her in the pussy and you might die…

Bitches It Is Said

If you dove in without scuba gear that is…Jesus Mc Fucking Christmas Christ, she a big bitch! You’d need to wear a “Lawn and Leaf” garbage bag as condom to dive in it, and even then, she wouldn’t notice anything though…

Although, that depends on the total weight and etc of course. We’d hate to sink a ship with a mother-load like that. But, she’d be perfect for a display case at the local fish shop…

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BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP…BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN!

General

WOW! THIS SUCKS!…

Welp, I guess the ex-wife must have broken down and finally told her husband that me and her were fucking…

Nothing like waking up to this on the answering machine… “This message is for Spencer, I’d appreciate it if you kept your fucking dick out of my wife’s pussy”… click click…

Hmm, I guess this means no more lovey dove-in from the EX now… Or, does it?

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