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The low toilet seat…

Twisted / 4 May, 2010 / Leave a Comment

First off, let me just say that this isn’t geared towards the female gender; unless of course you have a huge sagging nut sack or a tranny, so please don’t take offense…

I’m not sure which dumb fuck created these things, but they need to stop creating them and selling them! And certain dumb-asses need to stop installing them in their houses! It’s one thing if you’re a male that don’t have a huge sagging nut sack, but for people like me we need the higher seats…

Thank God I thought quick, and rescued Peter Johnson and his two little nutty children before the ship sank. Now I have to clean them all off, and ship them off on the proper boat… Although; I just have to make sure they still won’t end up down a whirlpool some how. I’m done with this shit; flush!

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Get 3 big bertha pepper plants when you order 3 rainbow pepper plants…

Just when you thought the spammer bastards would try and lure you in on something at least half decent and worth checking out… They’ve now sunk to the lowest of the low, and are now sending out pointless emails regarding Pepper plants and Rainbow Pepper plants?

The way it sounds, they’re also trying to keep up with the “Skittles” candies… Bottom line is this, it’s pointless. But Big Bertha, keep waving that Rainbow flag you fat sow, and nom on some Skittles.