Tag Archives: flush

4 May, 2010

The low toilet seat…– also tagged boat, children, dick, female, gender, god, healthy dump, low, nut, nuts, nutty, Peter Johnson, rescued, sacks, sagging, sank, seat, toilet, tranny, whirlpool

First off, let me just say that this isn’t geared towards the female gender; unless of course you have a huge sagging nut sack or a tranny, so please don’t take offense… I’m not sure which dumb fuck created these things, but they need to stop creating them and selling them! And certain dumb-asses need […]

30 April, 2004

Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!!– also tagged answer, answered, beer, call, girlfriend, institute, love, messages, nuts, phone, ring, wife

Well! I made these twisted messages up that someone would get when calling your cell phone all the damn time driving you nuts! JUST LIKE MY BRO DID TO ME! DROVE ME FUCKIN NUTS! He inspired me to do these lmao! Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!! 1) Hello..? I can’t answer the phone the right now….I’m either doing your […]