Dear Mother Satan, please shut the fuck up and adjust that crooked tampon…
Bitches RantsAh yes, another day at shit work and nothing like a pissy whiny “Mother Satan” old bossy bitch lady to make things even more enjoyable! NOT!
Anyway, here’s what happened today… I got into work today and she asked me if I painted over the weekend. I replied “yes, why?” She said, “where did you get the paint from?” I thought, “I waited for it to drip from your pussy, the best paint is old lady discharge.”
Anyway, I said, “the paint closet.” She said, “that paint was lotted for a project. You should have asked before using it.” I said, “well Don (The main painter guy there) told me to get more if I needed it!” She replied, “okay, but yeah, you need to ask first because paint is expensive.” Of course I was thinking, “No shit, Sherlock!”
To get the bitch out of my face quickly, I left it go. Later I find out, the project she was talking about was the one I STARTED MYSELF. The part of the building that I specifically asked her if I could paint myself, and she said yes too!
And turns out, the area I started myself was already basically painted with the same paint from a previous batch of paint, that I was told to go ahead and use anyway! So really, I didn’t use that much of the NEW batch of paint to finish the supposed “lotted/special” project she was getting pissy about to begin with! That Don guy was going to do it anyway! Really, I helped save their paint in the end!
How about this bitch, adjust that crooked Depends version of a tampon you got crammed up your pussy sideways collecting that old hag drainage and discharge and keep the lips zipped… I don’t need to hear your old ramblings of bullshit…
Keep stepping, keep moving, keep the mouth closed and pretend you’re doing your job in your office away from me, because you suck horse Willies and I’m Mr. Awesome at work…
Hey, I know you’re jealous of me, but please, please don’t take it out on me because you know everyone hates you and thinks you’re a fucking bitch with a steal and jagged pointy dildo shoved up your ass (so it ain’t gonna melt) while the crooked tampon is up the old hag twat sideways…
Face the facts bitch, you really ain’t my boss. Shut.The.Fuck.Up. I don’t want to hear your bitch mouth. Here’s some tissues…stop crying and clean up that discharge cunt!
– CHUCK!! Ewww! This one is fucking sick looking, wtf Yahoo!!?? This one could pass for a lesbian gone bad on the streets or some shit!!
– CHUCK!! Ewww! This one is *too fat* for me!! If I was in the dark with this one, I’d almost have to make sure I was really getting a blow job or not. Who knows if I was getting a blowjob from one of those extra chins, or something else for that matter..
– FUCK AND CHUCK!! – This one looks fuckable, but yet..I wouldn’t wanna keep her!
– CHUCK!! – Same thoughts and opinions as Chick #2. *Too fat* for me!!
– CHUCK!! – Same thoughts and opinions as Chick #2 and #4. *Too fat* for me!!
– FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I’d tap it, and scrap it! I mean, she’s not bad looking, yet..again, I wouldn’t want to stay with her though.. Just something about her, makes me believe she’d be a slut bitch from hell!!
– FUCK!! – I would *love* to fuck this one!! Hell yeah!! Wouldn’t you!? Thinking about it now, I’d definitely would want to keep this one!! Fuck yeah I would lol!!
– FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I don’t think she’s too shabby really.. Yet, just something with the face makes me wanna shy away.. wouldn’t you!? Yeah, thought so lmao!!
– FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I don’t think this one is pretty, I mean shit..she has ugliness written all up and down that ass..so, yeah..I’d just tap it and scrap it! Hey! This is P.A. now, come on people!! Allow some leanency here..
– CHUCK!! – Whoa! Besides being *fat*, her face is really manly looking. Kinda looks like some *fat* chinese dude done up like a woman…ewww! Sick shit!
– FUCK AND CHUCK!! – She really isn’t that bad looking at all. She seems to have some nice sized lips, you all know what that means lmao.. Just something about her though..can’t put my finger on it, [cough] I mean in it!
– FUCK!! – I’d *love* to fuck this one as well! Hell yeah I would! I know the picture doesn’t do “justice” though..sigh. But, I’m sure she’s sexy hot if seen in person!
– CHUCK!! – Eeek!! [Runs, and hides some where!] Ewww!! Hells no!! Hahaha…this is what it must look like when the aliens take over a human body..
– CHUCK!! – Eeek!! [Runs, and hides some where far, far away!] Ewww!! Hells no!! This one looks like a Frankenstein project gone wrong or some shit… wtf is that? I’m starting to think…that this one was really a female “Bigfoot” cleaned up or something. Is this even a known species?
– CHUCK!! – This is what it looks like, when you’d combine a piano with a human female. Look at those piano key, teeth, she has going on there lmao!!