Tag Archives: wife

8 February, 2008
Something interesting for you…– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Ya just have to LOVE emails like this, they just beg to be made fun of! Here’s the email below, then below that is going to be snippets of it including my responses to each part… Subject Title: Something interesting for you You want to forget about your sexual troubles? You dont know how? Here […]

7 December, 2007
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Peter, Peter, stinky huge twat eater, Had a wife and couldn’t please her; Put his dick in her and she couldn’t tell, So he threw her in the stable, where she took that horse’s dick well. —-THE END—-

8 August, 2006
Marriage = Jackshit!– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

I’m sure as hell not an “old-timer”, but, this is so true it’s not even funny anymore. Nowadays, when someone wants to get “married”, they really mean, they want to be Boyfriend and Girlfriend. It’s just *not* like it used to be back in the day, meaning, when my grandparents were married and such. Back […]

30 April, 2004
Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!!– also tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Well! I made these twisted messages up that someone would get when calling your cell phone all the damn time driving you nuts! JUST LIKE MY BRO DID TO ME! DROVE ME FUCKIN NUTS! He inspired me to do these lmao! Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!! 1) Hello..? I can’t answer the phone the right now….I’m either doing your […]