work – Vindictive Bastard

General

Just one of them days…

Ya have to LOVE Sunday… It’s the only day of the week that you can actually catch up on sleep, or, sometimes in my case… PORN.

Nah, I’m kidding, that’s Saturday night into Sunday EARLY morning. Ya know, when the Church goers are getting ready for Church, I’m ending my 8 to 12 hour porn session. THEN, it’s time to catch up on sleep on Sunday.

In short, Sunday is the day for the lazy bastards… Hell, I don’t even know why I’m posting this post today, it’s SUNDAY!! I shouldn’t even be doing any “work” at all… Uh oh, I’m starting to feel tired… writing (working on) this post is making me tired. I think it’s time for more sleeps…

Nah, I best stay up and keep my energy building up for tonight’s massive orgasmic phone sex with the girlfriend… Speaking of which, baby I’m horny!!! Damn… I gotta go!! I’m cumming baby, I’m cumming!! I mean, I’m coming!!…

P.S. Okay, maybe T.M.I., but who cares!! Go fuck yourselves! I mean your lover! It’s still Sunday!!

Twisted Aug 31

Rants

Fucking debt collectors…

There’s nothing worse then debt collectors calling every god damn couple of hours of every god damn day…

I swear, they call more than family, girlfriend, friends, and general other idiots and assholes you never wanna hear from. Hell, I’d rather hear from the idiots and assholes, then the debt collectors…

Usually when they call and ask for me, I just tell them one of the following:

“Oh, he’s at work. He’s trying to make the money to pay you guys off so you stop fucking annoying the hell out of him with your god damn daily phone calls!”
I’m sorry, but he’s currently unavailable. He’s outside burning up all those worthless piece of shit letters you’re send him on daily basis.
I’m sorry, he can’t come to the phone right now. He’s out buying more alcoholic beverages with the money that he should be paying you off with…
I’m sorry, I’m currently… I mean, he’s currently unavailable at the moment, can I take yet ANOTHER god damn message from you!?!? I mean after all! It’s only been an hour since you last called…
Hey! It’s YOU again, I haven’t heard from you since yesterday!! How’s the family doing?
Hi, I’m sorry but Spencer died the other day. He no longer is with us. If you want, I can give you his new number and address. 1-666-666-6666 and his address is: 666 Satan Drive, Hell, 66666. Good luck getting ahold of him.
Hey there! I’m sorry, but I really don’t give a shit how much I owe you. Oh wait, this is his brother, I’m sorry. Can I take a message?
You know, you call more than my ex-wife does, when she needs the kids watched? And that’s pretty damn much. My as well just have them signed over to me, and you too! Whoo Hoo!
You know, rather then spending all this time and money trying to get ahold of ME, why not just wait until I get ahold of you? That way; the debt amount due never goes up, nor will the fucking collection fees.
Hello again god damn it, how about this; rather than calling for Spencer all the god damn fucking time, why not just move your “firm” into his house!? That way, you don’t have to call and call, or send out repeat letters all the time. You can just wake him up in the morning in his bedroom, and drive him fucking nuts that way!?!? OR, just be around him all the time in general until he commits suicide… then he won’t owe you SHIT!

The other thing I hate though too, is they sometimes “act” like they’re your friend or something…”Hey, is Spencer there? Tell him this is Mike! Remember me?!” I reply… “Wait, who this again? Mike from where?” I swear they’re getting just as smart “trick” wise, than we are!! Fucking god damn bastards!!

Me: If it’s so easy, can you make the first $50.00 payment for me…..? Or give me your credit card or checking acct. info so I can make that first payment…?

OR:

Them: Hello…Mr. Spencer…..I’m calling about a debt that you’ve created in 1999! I was just wondering if you’d like to take care of that today….??

Me: Well…! If you haven’t caught on by now…I really didn’t have any intentions on paying anything on it, especially if it’s from 1999 and haven’t made one single payment since I created the debt in 1999. Now kindly lick my hairy (recently just shaven) nut sack!!

God! I SHOULD get a job as a Debt Collector! Of course, I’d probably end up having to call myself all the time… ah well, at least I’d enjoy a conversation with myself!! Hell, might get better responses and have some actual desire of paying off debts… Ummm, NOT!

Knowing ME, I’d get into the “system” and give myself a ZERO BALANCE! HAHAHAHA! Fuck, I need to get a job at these collection firms… shit! Anyway, I’m out for now… I gotta call the girlfriend and then get to bed so I can wake up to a debt collector calling me at 7 or 8am… FUCK! Tata!

Twisted Aug 18

General

AOL’s Point and Speak…

A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you!

It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through EVERYTHING you chatted out into text form and correcting all of the damn fuck-ups it’s done. Well, here’s a few examples I’ve found on some site…

I said into the mic: I can’t help falling in love with you
Point & Speak typed: I can’t help fully unload with you

I said into the mic: Amazing grace! how sweet the sound
Point & Speak typed: Amazing grace House sweep the sound

I said into the mic: Britney Spears
Point & Speak typed: Brady Spears (What? Did she have a sex change?)

I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free!
Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.

I said into the mic: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or Hawaii.
Point & Speak typed: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or why he.

I don’t know how all of those were fucked up, especially if the guy that was talking into the microphone wasn’t drunk!? Or, maybe he was, I’m not sure! Or, perhaps a drunk fuck created the software itself? Nah, because then everything would be typed into a slur…

I said into the mic: Congress has impeached President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.
Point & Speak typed: Congress has in peach President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monaco whiskey.

I said into the mic: As for our family, we had an eventful year but a lovely Christmas.
Point & Speak typed: As for our family, we had uneventful year bought a lovely Christmas.

I said into the mic: …she is no longer “zoned out”…
Point & Speak typed: …she is no longer sold out…

I said into the mic: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some mouthiness now and then.
Point & Speak typed: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some Month-Ended-Down then.

I said into the mic: …he has moved in with Kathy and commutes to work each day.
Point & Speak typed: …he has moved in with Kathy and commits to work each day.

I said into the mic: Jim and Kathy
Point & Speak typed: GM and Kathy

I said into the mic: Dan & Joyce are okay.
Point & Speak typed: Dan and choice are okay.

I said into the mic: Patrick Ringer is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy it.
Point & Speak typed: Patrick greater is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy at.

I said into the mic: We paid for most of Joe’s orthodontia.
Point & Speak typed: We paid for most of Joe’s Orthodox a.

I said into the mic: We now pay Joe $3 per week in allowance
Point & Speak typed: We now paid Joel $3 per week in allowance

I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free!
Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.

I said into the mic: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized stuff
Point & Speak typed: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized of

I said into the mic: Go For It!
Point & Speak typed: Goal for it!

Twisted May 6

General

What’s happening?

Well, since you all don’t know shit about what’s going on with me lately, I’ll fill ya in…

Besides working my ass off at the job, I’ve been working my ass off on the site in various ways. More details about this coming in another post. I know, boring! Shut the fuck up, who asked you anyway!?!?
In the process of moving ALL of my domains from shitty Dreamhost.com to Namecheap.com, and moved ALL of my sites from Dreamhost.com to my buddies host. Notice the improvement? I sure do! Hasn’t been down yet (knock on wood), and it’s faster than a couple of rabbits during mating season…

The only domain that hasn’t been moved yet, is VindictiveBastard.com. Damn the 60 day ICANN rules!! It should be able to move on the 18th of this month though.. *crosses fingers* .. Then, it’s bye bye shitty Nightmarehost.com, I mean… Dreamhost.com.
Still working ass off at shit work, and just haven’t been in a mood to post lately!

Welp, that’s about it! Now it’s time to take a little nap, like good old lazy bastards do!

Twisted May 5

General

Goodnight night life…

Ah well. I need more hours at shit work anyway. Yeah, I got my hours changed at work. I’m no longer working 6:30pm to 9 – 10pm, I’m going to be working 10am to 4pm.

That means, getting to bed earlier at night and waking up earlier in the morning. Damn, the thought of that…because I HATE getting up earlier in the morning. I HATE mornings…ah well, the things you gotta do to get more hours to make the Ching to buy more Bling…

Gotta spoil the Princess right? Yep! Aight, I’m off for now. Gotta call my Jenn and get to work! Tata!

Twisted Jan 16

Feelings

It’s your day off work for fuck sakes! Stay the fuck home!!

There’s nothing that pisses me off worse, then fucking co-workers that come to work on their days off!!

People! It’s your day off work for fuck sakes!! Stay the FUCK HOME!!! STOP COMING TO THE DAMN JOB SITE TO BULLSHIT WITH OTHER SHITTY CO-WORKERS!!!

I’M TRYING TO GET MY FUCKING WORK DONE, I’M ON THE CLOCK, I’M GETTING PAID FOR THE EVENING, I’M DOING A DAMN JOB!! I AIN’T BULLSHITTING WITH OTHER BASTARD CO-WORKERS!!

STAY THE FUCK HOME ASSHOLES!! I don’t come to the job site on my days off and shoot the shit with bastard co-workers where you’re working at, holding you up from doing your shit jobs, so don’t do it to me!!

1.) STAY THE FUCK HOME!!

3.) BUY A DAMN PHONE AND CALL UP THOSE LOSERS AND TALK YOUR EARS OFF!! DRAIN THE BATTERY 600 TIMES A DAY AND NIGHT, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! STAY THE FUCK HOME!!

4.) IF YOU’RE NOT WORKING FOR THE NIGHT, STAY THE FUCK HOME! STOP PREVENTING OTHER PEOPLE FROM GETTING THEIR JOBS DONE!!

5.) BUY SOME BEER, PICK THEM UP, GO OUT DRINKING AND DRIVING ALL NIGHT AND GET INTO AN ACCIDENT AND DIE! JUST STAY THE FUCK HOME! STAY AWAY FROM THE JOB SITE IF YOU AIN’T WORKING FOR THE NIGHT OR DAY! JESUS (FUCKING CHRISTMAS IS OVER THANK GOD) CHRIST!!

Ahhh.. I feel so much better.. [takes a bow to the audience, thank you, thank you!! No really, you shouldn’t!] I’m out.. later!

Twisted Apr 25

Rants

Just another shitty meeting at shit work!…..

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE TO GO TO THEM STUPID ASS MEETINGS!? IT’S MORE RETARDED THEN THE WORK ITSELF!

Well…I haven’t gone to like the past 5 or so meetings and have gotten more write-ups because of it…so I had to go to this shitty ass meeting, just to hear the same old bullshit about SHITTY WORK!

Here is a list of what we constantly hear at a shitty meeting!

1) CHANGES! – CHANGES THAT MAKES OUR SHITTY DAY AT WORK EVEN SHITTIER! Because, they keep adding things on to the shitty…shit..shit that we have to start with! It would be too easy if they just had us do a normal job flow or something! But, noo! They have to go out and over the limits to make things more complicated! FUCKING PRICK BASTARDS!

2) COMPLAINTS – Certain peoples are always bitching about doing more work then they are suppose to! But, it’s usually the ones bitching all the time that is doing the less amount of work!

3) NARKING BITCHES – There is always one or two “stupid-visors” that is narking on the slave-workers because they wanna keep that special place in the higher-up’s asses! They just have to say something to make themselves feel special! Well!….I hate to break it to you FUCK NUTS….YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ASSHOLE PLUGS! WIPE THE SHIT OFF YOUR FACE AND HEAD! I’M SURE THE HIGHER-UPS ARE TIRED OF HAVING YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES IT’S NOT FUNNY!

4) STRIPPING OF WHATEVER RIGHTS ARE LEFT! WHICH ISN’T MUCH! – Fucking bastards keep taking away the little rights or freedom that we should have to start with because they don’t offer shit to anyone from the start! We are just basically slaves that keep getting whippings! WELL! SCRATCH THAT…EVEN THE SLAVES HAD IT BETTER, BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THEY HAD TO PAY FOR A SLICE OF BREAD AND WHATEVER! I ALSO THINK THE JEWS HAD MORE RESPECT IN THE GERMAN CONENTRATION CAMPS! OUR NEW SLAVE MOTTO OR SLOGAN IS: LETS ALL WORK FOR NOTHING! AFTER ALL WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING! HERE! TAKE OUR SHITTY PAYCHECKS TO!

5) THE SLAVE DRIVERS (MANAGERS) BITCH ABOUT THE SLAVE-WORKERS SHITTY WORK PERFORMANCES! Well! For one fucking thing, they shouldn’t be bitching about shit to start with, because of the following:

A) THE PLACE IS SHIT!

B) THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!

C) YOU DON’T GET SHIT! NO BENEFITS, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SHITTY MEALS NOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY THROW THE SHIT OUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT! US PART-TIMERS DON’T MAKE SHIT TO START WITH A MONTH AND WE HAVE TO TAKE OUT 10% OR MORE A MONTH FOR FOOD!

D) YOU HAVE TO WORK IN A BURNER BECAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THE FUCKING AC WORKING! EVERY GOD DAMN DAY YOUR LOSING 2 OR MORE POUNDS! IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO LOSE WEIGHT, COME AND WORK WHERE I WORK! YOU’LL LOSE IT QUICK! FUCK THEM BULLSHIT DIETS OUT THERE!

E) PEOPLE DON’T RESPECT ANYONE! WE ARE ALL IN THE SHIT-HOLE TOGETHER! BUT, THERE IS DUMBASSES THAT THINK THEY SHOULD COME BEFORE ANYONE ELSE! AH! NOT! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO ASSHOLES!

TO END THIS OFF FOR NOW! THE PLACE IS SO SHITTY THAT IT MAKES A CESSPOOL LOOK LIKE A NICE PLACE TO TAKE A BATH!

Ok, I am done for now! I can’t think straight because shitty work is draining me! I will post more to this then! That’s a promise! I’m out..gotta get back to working on the new layout!

Twisted

Twisted Jun 23

Bitches

Bipolars need their Meds, Please don’t miss a dose!

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE BIPOLAR BITCHES IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!

I am so fucking tired of working with or being around the bi polar bitches it’s getting old and tiresome. All they do is bitch about everything someone else does, but they do the same shit!

And if you try arguing back with them, OMFG that is a fucking sin or something! They start bitching for no god damn reason what’s so ever! It’s like this:

[Me] How was your day so far?

[Them] It was ok, until YOU FUCKING ASKED ME THAT QUESTION….WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE ALL THE DAMN TIME? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

IT’S LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! OKKKKK! And then when you try arguing back or express yourself on how you feel about them being a bitch for no fucking reason. Then it’s like an alarm went off or something!

ATTENTION ALL BI POLARS AND BITCHES! ATTENTION! WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT IN PROGRESS! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARGUMENT FOR ATTACK! (TAG TEAM TIME! I SAY AGAIN! TAG TEAM TIME!)

It’s like O HELL! Here we go again! Another unfair mouth battle with the BI POLARS FROM HEAVEN! It’s like naa, this must be just a bad dream or the worst nightmare I have ever had! So I pinched myself…NOPE! It’s not a fucking dream! DAMN! THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS!

AND ALOT OF THE TIME, I DON’T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO THEM! THEY ALL START SHIT WITH ME FOR NOTHING! They get mad at me for defending myself for shit they dish out to fucking start with! ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

THEY ALL NEED MEDICATION! BUT, I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT! ALONG WITH THE THERAPY THEY NEED! SHIT! I THINK ONE TIME WITH A THERAPIST, THE THERAPIST WOULD NEED MEDICATION AND THERAPY!

I think it’s high time for them to get serious help! Meds, Therapy and shit like that. Maybe even be shipped over seas to Iraq and shit to help the “War on Terror”! Like I said before, they could be used in the interrogation rooms and shit! Any fucking ways…I’m just sick of how shit goes at work and in general with all them damn bitches. They all have the damn nerve to call me an ASSHOLE, but they never look at the real reason for others to change their overall attitudes towards THEM (The Bipolars and Bitches!).

MOST OF THEM SAY THEY GO TO CHURCH! AH! IF THAT IS WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE CHURCHES THESE DAYS, NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST CHRISTAINITY HAHAHA! Naa…..Im done….prolly update again later…

Twisted

Twisted Jun 1

Shit Work

We need AC at SHIT WORK!

I just have to rant about this quick lmao! It’s just driving me fucking nuts to. WE NEED THE AIR CONDITIONING TURNED ON AT SHIT WORK!

I don’t know how much longer us SLAVES at work are going to be able to take the shitty heat because the dumb-fucks don’t turn the damn AC on! JESUS! I use to work in a fucking greenhouse in 90 to 100 degree weather and was cooler! Besides all the other damn stress and bullshit at work, we also have to worry about losing 10lbs a day at shitty work! I mean it’s not bad for those Fat Bastards…but for us that don’t weigh so much, JESUS! I use to wear a size 36 jeans, now Im down to like a size 33 or 34!

We had asked one of the retarded STUPID-VISORS about it and they said.. well…the higher-ups said about it needing to be atleast 70 degrees out for a month straight! I was like…YEAH! LET THEM FUCKERS WORK IN THERE ONCE AND SEE HOW FAST THAT DAMN RULE CHANGES! I had fucking sweat just rolling down my chest and stomach tonight and lastnight at work, almost passed the fuck out! And you almost feel like your going to get a heat stroke and shit….and just drop to the floor!

Them fuckers need to turn the damn AC ON NOW! YOU CAN FRY A GOD DAMN EGG ON OUR FORHEADS AND SHIT! TURN IT ON NOW GOD DAMN IT!

OR I WILL CHAIN ONE THEM HIGHER UP MOTHERFUCKERS FAST TO SOMETHING NEAR THE STOVE WHERE WE WORK AROUND ALL THE TIME AND LET THEM GET A TASTE OF HEATSTROKES AND SHIT!

MAYBE THEY CAN LOSE THAT 20LBS THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO LOSE! DAMN LAZY ECLAIR EATING BASTARDS! I’m done…later

Twisted

Twisted May 23

General

Make Up Your Damn Mind!

I’m starting to think that girls/guys these days are so fucking confused or stupid/retarded it’s not funny. I don’t know why or for what reason…but when it comes to finding that “special” person (possible bf or gf)…they are either confused beyond belief or just plan stupid/retarded.

It’s like jesus fucking christ! I mean how hard is it to go out and maybe find someone that interests them!? Or if they can’t…then JUST WAIT! You will FIND that person then eventually…they don’t always just come up to you and say: HI! IM THE ONE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL YOUR DAMN LIFE! LET’S GET MARRIED! Well the ones that do that are just trying to get down your pants or just want to use you for all they can get..mostly players, users and the like.

The other problem is people are WAY TOO PICKY! Especially the girls for the most part…geesh! (Example: She see’s a (semi) cute guy…she tries talking to him….they have most in common, but then he says something kinda odd ballish like and she says: well I might give you a call sometime….and never does.) It’s like what the fuck bitch!? One thing outta 50 things in common must have been the total turn off or something……damn!

I admit, I use to be picky about girls and or women…..I only really wanted to get a skinny sexy blonde, brunette or something like that…but them girls are usually just sluts and bitches just waiting for that perfect moment to fuck you over and make your life a living hell! I can’t stand it anymore…I mean atleast the bigger girls are a little more “LOYAL” or “HONEST” about shit and don’t really think about cheating on you the first chance they get. Well most biggons won’t LOL! The only ones that would are the ones that know they can get the dick when they need it. (Usually the ones that don’t give two shits about themselves and basically give their bodies over for a fucking bag lmao!)

Any fucking ways…I think girls and guys need to look at what’s sitting in front of them everyday and realize that they might just hit the jack-pot with that someone near or around them most of the time. (Example: Work, Friends, Next Door) …but they just too stupid or whatever and keep them on the back burner.

Which is stupid to, cause that person can only take the backseat for so damn long! The one on the back-burner usually ends up saying: fuck it all and then doesn’t want anything to do with them. I hate this shit to…it drives me up a fucking wall. I did that before also….kept girls on the back-burner so to speak and then they said: FUCK IT! I’m not waiting for your ass….and then that’s when you actually wanted to get with them. You later find yourself kicking yourself in the ass for being the biggest dumbass on the planet.

You just can’t be SO DAMN PICKY! If you can go through DOZENS of relationships with users, players and the like and still want more and still get with more of them…they why is it so damn hard to try someone that actually went through the same shit you did and give them a chance!!? Someone that doesn’t want to be hurt, played and such…just like you. Well that might be asking too much or something..I dunno. Maybe most just like being hurt and used…or maybe that’s just me LOL!! I’m tired of the back-seat..and I’m sure anyone else in their right mind would be to…I’m done later all….

Twisted

Twisted May 16