Tag Archives: Satan
- 18 August, 2008
- Fucking debt collectors…– also tagged 1999, 666, alcoholic beverages, assholes, brother, calling, calls, checking account, collection fees, collectors, commits suicide, credit card, debt collectors, debts, ex-wife, family, friends, girlfriend, hell, house, idiots, kids, me, money, of, phone, piece, shit, spencer, work
There’s nothing worse then debt collectors calling every god damn couple of hours of every god damn day… I swear, they call more than family, girlfriend, friends, and general other idiots and assholes you never wanna hear from. Hell, I’d rather hear from the idiots and assholes, then the debt collectors… Usually when they call […]
- 9 June, 2008
- The summer heat…– also tagged air conditioner, family reunion, hairless, heat, hell, incinerator, Jew, oven, scale, shave, summer
The quick and simple way to lose that extra meat! Unlike most normal folks out there, ya know… those with money that can afford air conditioners and shit… If you a broke dick, cheap bastard like myself, you can’t afford those wonderful things like everyone else does… Cheap bastards like me just learn to live […]
- 4 February, 2008
- Dear Mother Satan, please shut the fuck up and adjust that crooked tampon…– also tagged bitch, bossy, closet, cock, crooked, crying, depends, expensive, horse, mother, paint, pissy, project, suck, tampon, whiny, willies
Ah yes, another day at shit work and nothing like a pissy whiny “Mother Satan” old bossy bitch lady to make things even more enjoyable! NOT! Anyway, here’s what happened today… I got into work today and she asked me if I painted over the weekend. I replied “yes, why?” She said, “where did you […]