Author name: Twisted

[brand new] lowster11 blogg – part 2

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Since the original Lowster11 Blogg thread at the Word Press forums was closed, BEFORE I could actually throw in my defensive replies to the bawl babies replies…

I figured I’d start up Part 2 of it myself!! Well, it’s going to start off with the last replies, which apparently were posted while I was in bed sleeping and wasn’t online to reply to it at all…

Which pisses me off too, because I hate when people post shit on someone and they don’t have the ability to defend themselves at all.. Well, it’s my turn fuckers..

First reply, then my reply afterwards…

mstegink – @moderator: please close this post, even better, remove it.

spencerp – Yeah, go ahead and delete it or close it, I don’t give a flying fuck! The thread itself wasn’t worth having on there really, and I was just surprised it was brought backup again, so I replied with some of my shit to it. What’s the harm right, fuck it!

Second reply, then my reply afterwards…

whooami – glad to see the other post was moderated. I had to wonder what any of that had to do with wordpress or this thread. Some people have serious issues that are left to be dealt with on their own blog (and yes Im directing that at you, spencer). Havent you exceeded your “im drunk and cant keep my mouth shut so lets go post some more crap on the wordpress support forums” limit?Talk about a troll.

spencerp – Really, I don’t give a fuck if it was moderated. And yes! I know it didn’t have anything to do with that shitty ass thread to begin with. Fuck it! I was just posting some shit to the original shit, fuck it!

And I know what you’re saying about issues that need dealt with on my own blog and shit, and that’s what I’m doing now! Dealing with this shit on my blog.. And I know you were directing towards me, who else would you have been talking about!?

As for the exceeding the drunk limit and posting shit, I wasn’t drunk when I posted that reply and even if I was, who really gives a god damn anyways!?…Jesus Fuck!! I love posting MORE CRAP on the Word Press forums, it kinda brings a little fun and excitement to the Crappy forums…

Not really sure what the “troll” shit has to do with it all, that’s all new to me. Never thought someone can be a “troll” for posting “personal bullshit” in a reply…but, I guess ya learn new shit everyday lmaO! Fuck it.. I could always just STROLL MY TROLL ASS OVER THERE AND THEY CAN LICKY LICK LICK MY HAIRY TROLLISH BALLSACKS! LOL!

Third reply, then my reply afterwards…

podz – Read Here

Closed.

spencerp – Yeah!? Thanks for closing it, before I had the chance to reply in defense? [claps claps claps] – Gives standing ovation! Thanks!

I know what I posted there, and on my behalf, that thread was brought back up to the front again for nothing really..and that thread itself wasn’t shit to begin with! So what’s the harm if I posted some of my own bullshit in there? [/end of my reply]

Fucking god damn bawl babies and shit these days..I tell ya! [sniffle sniffle] Aww…here’s a fucking tissue!! It will be ok…it will be.. Whatever peoples, and just to be fair like you were to me, comments are going to be turned off on this thread lmaO!!

I’m done with this shit…I’m out..

Twisted

[brand new] fucking god damn kids!!

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Like I said in the image of my site being hacked. It’s fucking amazing what goes on while you’re not online for a day or so!

But, once again I was hacked by some little fucking moron kids with nothing better to do in their daily live’s, except to hack other people’s websites!

Because they think they are awesome or something! AH! YOU’RE NOTHING!! NEVER FUCKING WILL BE YOU CUM SUCKING, HORSE FUCKING LITTLE PRICKS!!

GO FUCK ANOTHER DONKEY OR CAMEL, YOU OVERSEA ARABIAN, IRAQI, TURKISH BASTARD OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!!

I’m fucking done with this shit, I’ll re-install the two other blogs in a while, I needed to update them anyways. The loverzlane will most likely stay down, because that’s where their entry was I think. Well, I’m pretty sure.. Stay tuned for updates..thanks..

Twisted

[Brand New] It’s one thing to sleep, but Jesus Fuck!!

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Just when I thought my dumbass girlfriend got enough sleep, I was wrong! I mean shit…18 to 20 hours or more a day isn’t long enough…

I mean shit, why can’t I just smack up her upside the fucking head to give her a coma, and then she can sleep for weeks on end. And even IF she wakes up, she could go back to bed AGAIN!

Because, after all, why should she be awake during our relationshit? It’s not like we have this wonderful fucking relationship where she might actually learn something from it all, even though I have been there and done it before.

[Brand New] Upgrade done…

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It’s about fucking time, but the upgrading of the Blog is done! Soon to be next, is changing of the theme here. Just a for-warning ahead of time…there will most likely be things a bit screwy.

This is because I had implemented all the fucking plugins to work on this current shitty theme to start with.. Meaning, once I do a theme change over..I’ll have to do the same with that theme then…

Please be patient while or when this happens..thanks..

Twisted

[brand new] UPDATE!!

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Sorry I didn’t get to that upgrade sooner, but it will be happening here before too long..

I’m going to disable all the shitty ass plugins and then upgrade to WordPress 2.0.1. Please be patient and deal with it until it’s all done.

I’m not sure about certain plugins working ok or not, if they don’t….I’ll delete them. Also..Im backing everything up, including the database…thanks for your time…

Twisted

[brand new] If it wasn’t for scotty’s help…

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I would have had everyone hitting my “404″ page for the blog all the time. But, besides installing Scotty’s Permalink Redirect WordPress Plugin

And then hitting him up on MSN Messenger for some further help with the blog’s redirects. I would have maybe lost alot of incoming hits or traffic. Since I had changed my blog’s location from:

domain.com/blog

to

domain.com

I had noticed alot of error pages people would have been getting, an example such as this:

If people were coming in from search engine hits and some might have came in on this:

https://www.vindictivebastard.com/blog/brand-new…

They would have gotten a blog “404″ page before. But now, with the help of Scotty
By adding this code:

RewriteRule ^blog/(.*) https://www.vindictivebastard.com/$1 [R,L]

To the .htaccess file, now all them links are redirecting automatically. =) Example:
https://www.vindictivebastard.com/blog/brand-new…

Now redirects to the proper location of:
https://www.vindictivebastard.com/brand-new…

An awesome THANKS! Goes to Scotty for this help. =) Ok, now it’s time to get to work on the new theme again lol…later..

Twisted

[brand new] Wave goodbye to the shitty guestbook!

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GOODBYE GOD DAMN IT!! SEE YA LATERS…!!

Besides the fucking shoutbox going down, I have now decided to get rid of the shitty guestbook too!! Fuck it, it’s too tiresome to deal with, let alone worrying about how it’s going to display in a different theme and shit.

God damn little things can even be a big pain in the fucking ass, especially for a lazy fucker like me that just doesn’t want to have to deal with it lmaO!

Anyways, let the count down of deletions begin! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Ok!.. well..that’s not going to happen tonight…just writing this post took alot out of me! It’s time for bed!! I’ll prolly work on that horse shit tomorrow or somethings.. Later ppls…

Twisted

[brand new] it’s coming near to the end!

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I am going to back up every fucking thing…the shoutbox to the other demo blogs. Then I’m going to get rid of the shoutbox, even though I backed it up.

It’s coming down to the wire ppls. Just incase, I’m removing the whole shitty shoutbox. Before too long, you’ll also see a big change here. Just a forwarning. Thanks for your time..

Twisted

[brand new] random thoughts on my dumbass girlfriend…

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UPDATED: June 10th, 2006… I added numbers beside each Shoutbox comment, and I just want to say, that I’m no longer with the dumbass… I’m single again ladies..contact me!! Please! I need someone normal!!

I mean..she’s something.. I know I posted repeatedly how girlfriends and wives can be the dumbest ppl around..but my recent one, would just be too damn lazy to even think about it!

I swear ppls. Here is some Smiletag shoutbox comments made by me, as the shit was going on! You be the judge of it… lol!

1) We’ll have to come up with a bed on wheels to, with a motor and shit, so if she wants to drive around, she can just start it up and go….and yet still be in bed lmao!

2) Our relationship is great, she sleeps for 23 hours and is up for One….. lmao..

3) Well, she awake now, better start the stop watch lmao!

4) Brb…gotta check on the dumbass girlfriend because she’s making hamburgers…don’t need her falling asleep while the stove is on lmao!!

5) Welp! She went back to sleep again!! WTF!!?? JESUS MC CHRIST LMAO!!

6) It’s 3:07 am here, and she’s still here fluckin sleeping… wtf…She fucking slept all god damn day earlier…what the fuck!? 18 hours wasn’t good enough I guess!?!?

7) She finally went home now, Jesus..I just hope she don’t fall asleep behind the wheel or anything.. lol!!

8) I have the best relationshit in the world now, my dumbass girlfriend sleeps 23 hours a day and is up for 1… lol!!

Just long enough for me to get money from her and blow it on beer, and tuck her back into bed again…!!

Anyway, I’m drinking and I gotta come up with more…and believe me, there is more.. later …..

Twisted

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