Author name: Twisted

It appears I’m still listed on the Ebaum’s Humor Portal yet…

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It’s hard to believe that I’m still listed on there, however, I had started that account with them back when I had my VindictiveBastard.com domain name.

And before the domain name had expired and was lost by me, then was taken over by some other fuck twat domain name company, trying to charge me $300.00 some dollars to get back my original $15.00 dollar domain name.

GOD DAMN FUCKER BASTARDS THEY ARE!!!

(Click on image to see a more clear screen shot of it.)

It also appears that I had given them 33 “Hits In” at that time and they gave 31 “Hits Out”, which is awesome too.

Not really sure if all that’s true though, but whatever..fuck it! At least I know I’m still Mc Fucking Awesome lmao!! I’m done with this, I’m out…later..

Twisted

P.S. And yes! The image was cropped a little bit so it’s smaller in size to help on the “page load time”, even though I don’t think it helped much lol!! Oh well, fuck it!!

Correction Made- Working on themes and shit, via vindictivebastard.com

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[ I had made a mistake on the date of when I had to have the house arrest shit paid up “by”. I typed out June 10th, because I was in a rush to post it, and wasn’t thinking about it either…but the actual date is July 10th. ]

Just another quick post to update on things. I had to have the “Ex Wife” download to disk, the XAMMP-LITE, so I can make themes offline and shit.

Which the one I was working on before I got the shitty house arrest, is coming along pretty good now. I also hope to maybe get a second phone line put in the house, so I can access the net then.

Having to use the “CareerLink” computers to post on here, really sucks ass as well. I also hope to make a payment for my domain names, and one to the host, just incase shit happens.

Cause my Probation Officer says, if I don’t have the $1,300.00 paid by July 10th, I could STILL get jail time. The fuckers!!!!! Anyway, I better get going….later ppls.

Twisted

Fuck It!

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I don’t really give a shit anymore, I’m STILL going to use the internet at home if I want! Fuck the P.O.’s rules lol!! If I get in trouble for it, fuck it.

What’s it going to hurt lmao!! Anyways…I still plan to work on themes and shit, but only be on for certain lengths of times so I don’t fuck up “Check In” calls. I’m out for now..

Twisted

House Arrest Sucks Massive Horse Peckers!

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Jesus Fuck! House Arrest sucks massive horse peckers! Here below is why it sucks!

1) I can’t use the fucking internet because it might fuck with the “monitoring box” which is connected to the phone line.

2) I can’t go as far as 50′ feet from the “monitoring box”, which is “OK” I guess, but fuck it!

3) It just sucks!

Here below are some good things about it though.

1) I get three lousy fucking god damn days a week to go “Job Seeking”, from 10am to 3pm.

2) While I’m fucking “Job Seeking”, I get to use the internet!

3) I have SO MUCH more time to wack it and smack it, then I ever did before!

Well, that’s about it for now god damn it! I gotta get back to shitty “Job Seeking” LOL!

Twisted

House Arrest starts today..

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Just letting everyone know, my shitty house arrest starts today, which means I can’t use the net for three fucking months. The internet, answering machines, whatever will fuck up the “system” I need to use for the house arrest monitoring piece of shit.

Anyway, I only got so much time to backup shit and take care of shit… See ya all at the end of three months!

Twisted

SUPPORT MAILING LIST UP AND RUNNING NOW!

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I have finally got up a shitty Support Mailing List! If you ever have any shitty support questions, such as AO8R theme problems and such, you can join there and submit emails to the list asking for help.

Or if you decided to allow a horse to fuck ya in the ass, and now he’s stuck in there, you can always just send an email too! Nah..just kidding.. We dun know how to handle that shit… Anyways..here’s a link to the Support List!

Just fill out the Email, and two Password fields, and click the subscribe button. Then just follow the instructions in the confirmation email. That’s about it! I’m done with this for now..later..

Twisted

AO8R WordPress Theme release!

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I’m finally going to release the AO8R theme now, screw it! I’ve spent how many god damn hours, days and possibly months on this bitch! I also had ALOT of help from others as well, and I will be making a “credits” page just for them then, here soon.

So as I’m pushing this little fucker away from the nest, I now give you the AO8R theme!

Demo Here!

Download Here!

Shitty support questions and what not, can be directed here to this thread on the WordPress forums.. Or, you can join the Support List I just made up and send your help requests via that way..just subscribe to the list and email away!

If you don’t like the color scheme of it, you can always lick my hairy nut sack! Please remember, that you can always modify the fucking thing however you want later.. Amen and God Bless god damn it!! Later..

Twisted

About the Mypress or Xrisxros

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I have been getting a few emails lately from people, asking if the MyPress/Xrisxros is still working with my WordPress 2.0.2.

And my answer is NO! I haven’t gotten that to work at ALL with my blog. BUT! As far as I know, it only stopped working when I moved my Blog from:

domain.net/blog to just domain.net

though. It was working just fine, before I moved the blog’s location on my server. I have even removed the plugin from the plugins directory. Hopefully when I get some more time, or the Plugin Author gets this fixed, or whatever, it will be back up and working on my blog again.

Another thing I heard was, the Plugin Author was even thinking about dropping it, and giving up on it. I’m not sure though, I hope not.. but who’s to say. Well, that’s all I have on this… I’m out.

Twisted

[brand new] i know my posts have been scarce lately..

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That’s probably because I’m spending too much time at Porn sites and the WordPress support forums, and not blogging out more stupid ass articles to please your needs..

Anyways, I have also been working at various themes and shit, trying to get the one I plan to use on here done, before or if I go to jail.. Hopefully I will get it done, but I doubt it..what else is knew god damn it?

My “life”, if that’s what you want to call it, sucks donkey dick and sure as hell the relationSHIT part of my “life” sucks them right along with it, my as well not have the Blog the way I want it to, right?

Oh well, fuck it all! I don’t give a shit anymore really. I’m too tired and lazy to even try to keep up with the shitty fast paced “life” and “relationSHIT” part of “life” anymore.. Anyways..I’m done with this shit for now..later..

Twisted

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