I have done ALOT of revamping, and of course, kept the “Fixes” for the original Default 1.5 theme.
Download: Default v.2.5.rar.
Download: Default v.2.5.zip.
Of course, more information can be found here:
https://www.vindictivebastard.com/kubrickfixed/default-v25-released.htm/
As far as I know, it looks good in Opera, Internet Explorer 6 and Firefox..Enjoy!!
Just to let everyone know ahead of time, I’m going to be making ALOT of changes on here. Here below is what’s in store for the upcoming few days.
1) I’m planning on removing the “Print Article” plugin/option from the blog. I’m really not going to need that at all. I’m really only getting more headaches from it, then anything else.
I believe most of the problem is the “permalink” structure I’m using, but still, I really don’t think my visitors, or me for that matter…will be needing it.
2) Sometime here, in the next couple of days, I’m going to be switching to another theme. I’m really getting sick of this one now. Once I get the theme ready for the plugins I’m using, then I’ll switch it.
3) The “Archives” page will be re-done. Don’t get me wrong, I like the layout of it, but, I think this new plugin will be alot more better…
4) Some plugins that I have, might be removed and no longer used. I’m still up in the air on this though.. so stay tuned for updates on them.
5) Between the time of me switching themes, I might also change some shit around on this theme as well. Besides removing all the FONT tags within the posts, I have also tried to remove all of my “signature” name from the end of the posts.
Instead of having or needing, I removed my username: Twisted from the very end of the posts, because I’m planning on having a “Posted By” section right under the post’s title.
Well, I guess that about “wraps” this post up for now. Like always, I’ll keep you updated….later for now ppls.
UPDATE: As far as I know, the clean up of the posts are done now. I’m going to go through some of the older ones and check them out once.. Thanks for your time.
I’ve decided to finally do a mass clean up of the posts now. I just backedup the database for the blog, twice. I have also backed up the posts themselves twice.
The plan is to remove ALL the FONT tags within the posts, using NotePad2 or MetaPad, then I’m going to redo the post tables in the Database in one shot, hopefully with no problems. [crosses fingers]..
I’m doing all of this because when I had used Plog before, now known as LifeType, while writing up articles, the software added tons of FONT tags and shit to the posts, which was spitting out tons of Validation errors, when I had made the switch to WordPress..
Hopefully everything goes ok, so if there is any problems and shit while your visiting, it’s just because I’m doing database work.. I just thought I’d let everyone know…
Welp! It’s that time again lmao! The topic for today is: SHITTY SPAM SUBJECT TITLES PT 2!! ..
Even though I usually write wonderful posts about the shitty ass spam emails itself, I figured fuck it, why not have one dedicated to the Shitty Ass Spam Subject Titles!
Ok, here below are various Subject Titles from spam emails that came into my Yahoo email box. And then below each one is my little comment on it. Hope ya enjoy it lol!
1) Find a date – Subject Title: View pictures of Singles In Your Area.
Well Find A Date, I’d rather not! Most of the Females in my area couldn’t get a horse or dog stiff, but then again that’s prolly why they are out on their hands and knees trying their damndest to get them off though. Because 98% of them can’t get a date, find a date or even meet a mate lmao!1
2) Credit-Repair – Subject Title: Repair your credit.
Sorry to tell ya this Credit-Repair, my credit is way beyond being able to repair! I think filing bankruptcy and then legally changing my name is alot easier then taking your route. Sorry shit face!
3) Up For A Chat – Subject Title: tonights the night,im available
Oh you… slut you!! Well I’m glad to hear you’re available tonight, but I think I’ll have to take a raincheck on that one! Maybe some other time SLUT!
4) Cheaper Insurance – Subject Title: Tired of paying for doctors visits?
Well Cheaper Insurance, not really! It doesn’t get any cheaper then Medical Assistance lmao! Nice try though, fucking twat!
5) Find Love – Subject Title: Meet people for seven days at no cost to you.
Sounds very tempting Find Love, but NOT! I ain’t that retarded!1 Everyone knows that it might be free for the Seven days, but you’ll have to signup with a shitty credit card or checking account, then get nailed like a cheap hooker after the seventh day is up! If you wouldn’t mind, how about you meeting up with credit card statement bitch! Maybe catch me up on the details and shit later..!!??
6) Abigail Engle – Subject Title: Re: Our last email
Dear Abigail Bitch, that’s funny…I don’t remember the first email!! Nice try cunt!
7) CriminalsBeware – Subject Title: dead end job? start cop training today
Nah! I think I’ll pass on that one! I hate fucking cops! Prick! And you should to, being that after awhile you just might have a run-in with them because you keep sending out these fucking spam emails fucker! How ironic! Your own naming is telling you something! Good luck shit for brains!!
8) Brent Winter – Subject Title: I know what you’re Going trough
Nah Brent, I don’t think you do! Do you know what it’s like to have to delete like 600 or more spam emails from an email box account every fucking day!!? Even after you have the spam guards set! Fucker! How about if I send ya all my shit daily just so you can really know what I go through every fucking day! Fucking dumbass!
Alrighty then, that’s about all for this post lol! I’ll be making up another post soon! Even though the next one might have short and sweet comments by me, rather then book length ones lol!! Please keep checking in for it… Welp! I’m done for now…tata assclowns lol!!
P.S. Please note: That I know that the fucking senders do not always use their own names and shit, but I listed them as they were in my email box, and I’m just fucking around with it. If ya can’t handle that, then would you like me to forward them to you!!? Alright then god damn it, I figure you wouldn’t lol!! Laterz….
The upgrading of the blog has been completed now. I’m really thinking about switching to another theme once maybe, this one is getting OLD. I’m tired of seeing that stupid ass fucking head at the top of the page, and the same shitty ass HUGE fonts on the sidebar in IE6…
Just a “heads up”, I might be changing to another theme temporarily until the one I’m working on is done… Well, that’s about it for this post…later..
Twisted
P.S. Also, the fucking print (link) plugin, isn’t working again, I’ll have to figure that out then…what else is new right… Jesus fuck!
I’ll be doing a blog upgrade here soon, since WordPress 2.0.3 has been “Officially Released”. If you happen to find some errors or pages gone haywire, it’s because I’m upgrading, so please bare with me. Just thought I’d let everyone know in advance..
Twisted
Welp! The topic for today is: SHITTY SPAM SUBJECT TITLES..
Even though I usually write wonderful posts about the shitty ass spam emails itself, I figured fuck it, why not have one dedicated to the Shitty Ass Spam Subject Titles!
Ok, here below are various Subject Titles from spam emails that came into my Yahoo email box. And then below each one is my little comment on it. Hope ya enjoy it lol!
1) Darrin Crandall – Subject Title: 66% of members got laid
Really!? 66%.. Is that all!? Jesus Fuck! So if I read this email of your’s and maybe joined, I’d have the chance of falling into that catagory of not being laid then right? If that’s what you’re basically saying, then I’d rather not even view your shitty ass email to begin with fuck face! Why don’t you just take that 66% of the shitty ass spam emails you’re sending and shove it up your ass!!??
2) __________ – Subject Title: [none]
Mmm, it’s always nice to know that even spammer bastard ghosts can send emails! What the fuck bitch, didn’t you even want to try to entice me to read the email you sent me or something!!? I mean shit! After reading the subject title, my guess is there really ain’t shit in there to begin with!! Nice try prick, really I mean it!! Maybe atleast try using: [Something Is In Here] for the Subject Title or something lmao!!
3) cars – Subject Title: tell us the car you want, and we take care of the rest
It appears besides spammer bastard ghosts sending spam emails now, now we have cars to! This is incredible! If you’re being serious about what you said in the Subject Title, then fuck yeah!! I would like a new car, it just might take a little while to think of the “one” I really want though. Just be patient assclown! It’s bad enough I lost my last one, and I’m a broke dick motherfucker! So if you’re willing to take care of the finances, then fuck yeah! I’ll read that email of your’s. NOT!! Don’t think so bitch!
4) hair-loss – Subject Title: balding got you down?
Well hair-loss, not really! What get’s me down, is these stupid ass fucking emails from you! For one thing, I ain’t bald, bitch!! Secondly! The only thing that comes close to being bald on my body is my ball sacks, being that I just shaved down there not long ago! Thirdly!! Just licky my hairless ball sacks bitch!!
5) ChangeIsGood – Subject Title: Im ready for change-how about you
You got that right god damn it!! I’m right there with you fuck face!! For starters, why not try (changing the subject title by:) adding a fucking “?” at the end of your Subject Title prick!? Secondly!! Why not just change your emailing habits from me, to just keeping it to yourself bitch!? Thirdly!! Why not just get a fucking sex change and then run around in the street naked…yelling I WANT TO CHANGE!!?? Could be interesting ya know lol!!
Alrighty then, that’s about all for this post lol! Being that it takes long enough to just add five! Nah, who am I trying to kid lol, I’m just a lazy fucker lmao! I’ll be making up another post soon! Even though the next one might have short and sweet comments by me, rather then book length ones lol!! Please keep checking in for it… Welp! I’m done for now…tata assclowns lol!!
P.S. Please note: That I know that the fucking senders do not always use their own names and shit, but I listed them as they were in my email box, and I’m just fucking around with it. If ya can’t handle that, then would you like me to forward them to you!!? Alright then god damn it, I figure you wouldn’t lol!! Laterz….
I have decided to remove a blog post that was written a number of years ago about someone, and I kept forgetting to take it down..
Since it was posted before, a good while ago, I had talked with that person, and felt it wasn’t right to keep it up on the blog. Rather then having “everyone” get all bent over it, I’m removing it tonight..
Also, just to point out, this was done years ago, when shit was hitting the fan, and of course, I felt I had to write about it, rather then let all my feelings bottle up. But since that shitty time has come and gone, it’s time to remove it.
Well, that’s all for this post, I’m out for the night..
Twisted
I just had to do up a Part 2 to the Article that started this all.
Again, could you just imagine, doing anything that you wouldn’t want anyone else to know about, but then having an “Angel” or “Spirits” right there watching you do it!?
I think it would really be embarrassing, and would suck more dick then a cheap hooker on the weekend with a “discount special” for sucking dick.
Any fucking ways, here below are some possible things that might be seen, and said, by “Angels” or “Spirits” if they happen to be watching you!
Here below is probably what they are saying to each other:
1) Wow!! I never thought the human asshole could take a huge cock like the horse’s! Jesus sure knew what he was doing when he made these sick bastards, that’s for sure!
2) Hahaha, OMFG! Look at that younger man down there with that old lady!!! I can’t believe those two are together and they are actually fucking… That’s fucking sick and disgusting!!
3) Jesus Christ! It’s sad to see such a nice young pussy packing broad like that, waste it all on an old disgusting man like that! Eww!
And it’s a shame to think that there is tons of younger men that would die to get with her, and she turns them down for that old fart! That’s fucked up!, what’s the world coming too!?
4) I love watching humans fuck doggy style, but I never thought I’d see the day when the female humans are getting it done by an actual dog! Ewww, that’s fucking sick!!
5) Eww! Look at that old man down there rubbing that young boy’s cock and playing with it!! I should go down there bitch slap him and then kick him in the fucking ball sacks!
6) Wow! I know it’s great for a family to love one another and such, but I think Daddy is taking it too far by fucking his daughter’s tight virgin pussy like that!! I know this isn’t right, but I can’t help but watch it!
7) What is it with all these sexy “younger” female school teachers fucking young boy students!? Jesus Christ! I wish I was a young boy student once!
8) Oh my Lord! Look at all those younger men down sucking their own dicks, because their own girlfriend’s can’t suck a dick for shit! That’s fucked up!!
9) Man! Look at that chick’s huge hairy pussy! I sure hope her boyfriend doesn’t get lost in that jungle, shit!
10) Aww, that brother and sister’s baby is 10 times more cute, then the brother and his now ex-wife’s was, that’s for sure! I’m not sure how that happened, but it just did..hmm..
11) OMFG! Look at that guy down there sucking on the other guy’s dick with shit on it!! Eww!! That’s fucking sick!! These humans are seriously disturbed and fucked up!
12) Look at that female human down there fucking that BIG GIANT, BIG, horse’s dick!! And to think, she bitches when people call her a nasty slut bitch!
13) Aww, look at the mother sucking her son’s dick! I guess she means it when she says “no matter what, she can always get her son up in the morning!”
14) Holy Shit! That girl down there is taking more dicks then I had ever seen! I bet if we turned her inside out, she could pass for a porcupine.
15) Hahaha, look at that fat fucking slut bitch, fucking that skinny ass dude. Wouldn’t it make more sense for her to just fuck a light house or something, Jesus!?
16) Look at that dude down there wacking off to cartoon porno! Now I know why he has a “blow up” love doll that looks just like the female “cartoon” Lara Croft, from the game Tomb Raider!
17) Damn! Look at those two old farts going at it in the sack! Well, if they keep going at it like that, I’m sure they’ll be standing right here with us soon, I mean very very soon!..
18) OMG! I can’t believe that guy actually likes watching his wife fucked by many other guys!!… And people bitch when relationships don’t work out, go fucking figure right!?
19) Jesus Fuck! When that fat fucking cunt bitch hopped on top of her fat boyfriend, we even had a 7.0 quake up here in “Heaven”! There should have been “laws” set by Jesus about this type of shit! My God!
20) Look at all the gay homosexuals and lesbians down there fucking and sucking on each other.. Now I know how the terms “Shit Sticks” and “Carpet Munchers” came about..
Welp! That about wraps this post up for the night lmaO!! Many thanks to all those sick, perverted and twisted fuckers out there in the world, for giving me the “topics” to write about this post.
Most of the ideas, and shit covered in this post came from what people were actually searching for via Search Engines. I noticed alot of incoming hits from Google and so forth for searchs containing the above content.
Many thanks to you “people”, for giving me something to write about lmao! Keep it up, and I’ll make a third post about this shit LOL!! I’m done for now…later..
Twisted
I plan to post some newer articles and shit pretty soon. My plan is to write them all up on my LocalHost version of the Blog and then copy/paste them right into here.
This way I won’t have to be online, and have a chance of getting bitched at by my probation officer for not following his shitty rules. I also hope to get that theme done, I have been working on for some time now.
Along with all that shit, I’m also planning on starting up a Porn Blog maybe or something. Just not sure yet, but I’m still getting TONS of hits in on the old Porn Gallery images and links it’s not even funny.
I guess I might just setup a Porn Blog in the same spot that the Photo Gallery was in, that way people won’t be deprived of porn lmao!! I dunno…it’s still up in the air though.. Just thought I’d post the latest thoughts and news here quick.. I’m done, later..
Twisted
