OUR SHITTY WORK MIGHT LOSE 5 TURDS REAL SOON!
It was bound to happen sooner or later! Not everyone wants to be apart of SHIT WORK! By everyone staying there taking this bullshit….we are basically saying that we are all a bunch of TURDS! With a big neon sign on our forheads saying SUCKERS!!
So far there is three of us regular dietary aides planning on leaving, and two Cook/Supervisors. I would love to see our bosses faces when they see 5 two week notices on their desks one day LOL! OMFG! I wanna be there to see their mouths drop to the ground. Maybe then they will realize what the fuck is wrong with the SHIT HOLE!
Here is a list of things to help improve the work place!
IMPROVEMENTS THAT COULD HELP FOR THE NEXT BUNCH OF SUCKERS!
1) TURN THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER ON!
2) AGAIN!…TURN THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER ON!
3) BUY A GREENHOUSE, SO WE CAN ALL WORK IN THERE AND BE COOLER WHEN IT GET’S TO BE 90 TO 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE! ALSO, WITH THE HIGH HUMIDITY, IT WILL EVEN HELP MAKE THINGS BETTER, MUCH BETTER THEN WORKING INSIDE OF SHIT WORK!
4) LET THE DIETARY AIDES EAT THE FOOD FOR FREE, BECAUSE IT’S GOING IN THE DUMPSTER ANY FUCKING WAYS! AND WITH THE SHITTY PAYCHECKS…WE CAN’T AFFORD TO TAKE OUT 10% OF OUR “INCOME” TO START WITH, AND PUT IT BACK INTO THE SHITHOLE THAT ISN’T GIVING US SHIT TO START WITH! BASTARDS!
5) HELP MAKE THINGS A LITTLE LESS STRESSFUL! I KNOW WORK PLACES ARE STRESSFUL, BUT THEY SEEM TO MAKE WAY MORE THEN NECESSARY! IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH STRESS, THEY’LL MAKE MORE FOR YOU!
6) GIVE A FEW THINGS TO THE PART-TIMERS! SOMETHING LIKE: SOME FORM OF BENEFITS OR SOMETHING! I THINK THE SLAVES ON THE SLAVE SHIPS HAD MORE FREEDOM AND RESPECT THEN WHAT WERE GETTING. SOMETIMES I THINK I’D RATHER BE A HOSTAGE IN IRAQ WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING BE-HEADED, THEN WORK THERE! PROLLY GET MORE BENEFITS AND FED BETTER, BASICALLY LESS STRESSFUL!
7) FIRE ALL THE HIGHER UP BASTARDS AND PUT DUMBASSES IN THERE TO REPLACE THEM! THEY WILL RUN IT BETTER THEN THE HIGHER UPS ARE NOW! THAT’S A FACT!
8) GET NEW “MANAGERS” IN THERE! GET RID OF THE “EXTRA STRESS MAKERS”!
9) KEEP ALL THE RESIDENTS MEAL “DIET” CARDS THE SAME COLOR FONT! PEOPLE GET USE TO CARDS BEING ONE COLOR THEN THEY CHANGE THE COLOR FONTS ON YOU AND YOU GET ALL CONFUSED! WHEN ORGANIZING THE CARDS MONTH AFTER MONTH AND YOU GET USED TO LOOKING FOR “SO AND SO’S” CARD AND IT’S… SAY, BLACK FONT, IT’S EASIER TO FIND! NOW THEY CHANGE THE COLORS AND IT THROWS EVERYONE OFF! NOW WE HAVE FUCKING GREEN, GOLD, BLACK, RED, BLUE COLOR FONTS FOR CARDS AND SOME YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING READ BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A RETARD DID THEM ALL UP!
10) ALLOW SOME SHORTCUTS TO BE MADE! IT’S A SHIT-HOLE ANYWAYS…AND IF YOUR GOING TO TREAT US LIKE SHIT, EXPECT IT BACK IN THE WORK PERFORMANCE ASSHOLES! IT’S ONLY FAIR RIGHT!!? IT’S NOT LIKE IT’S… J.P. MORGAN OR ANYTHING LOL!
11) STOP BEING ASSHOLES TO CERTAIN EMPLOYESS AND THEN PLAYING “FRIENDS” WITH CERTAIN OTHER DAMN EMPLOYEES! LIKE FAVORITISM AND SHIT! IT’S A FUCKING WORK PLACE, I KNOW IT MIGHT BE A SHITHOLE, BUT IT’S STILL A WORK PLACE AND NOT THE “SELECTIVE” FEW ARE JUST “SPECIAL”! THE ONE’S THAT ARE NOT “SPECIAL” TO YOU, ARE USUALLY THE ONES BUSTING THEIR ASSES DAILY FOR YOU! AND THEY ARE ONLY GETTING SHIT IN RETURN! SO REALLY, YOU ARE LUCKY IF ANYONE GOES OUT OF THEIR WAY FOR YOU DUMBFUCKS!
14) PUT BIPOLAR BITCH MEDICATIONS AROUND THE WORK PLACE! THIS IS ONLY IF AND WHEN THEY MIGHT HAVE AN EPISODE, THEY WILL ALWAYS HAVE THEIR MEDS AT ARMS REACH!
Ok, I think that list about covers my ideas to help improve the shitty work place where I’m at! When I quit, if they want me to give them a reason for me quiting….I’ll send them the link to my Plog to these posts! I think they’ll get the hint then lol! Anyways…I’m done…later…
Twisted
