Author name: Twisted

NOW ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES KNOW WHAT AMERICA IS REALLY LIKE! BEING THAT WE HAVE A DUMB-ASS FOR A PRESIDENT!

Now Im not sure if this is really going to happen or not, but I have seen an article about President Bush or some people in Congress wanting to have people drafted for the military! Or something of that nature. Anyways….here below is my thoughts on this!

1) PRESIDENT BUSH IS A DUMBASS!

2) PRESIDENT BUSH NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND STOP GIVING BAD IDEAS!

3) IF HE IS ALL FOR THIS HORSESHIT, WHY DON’T HE BE THE FIRST TO DO IT AND GO OVERSEAS AND FIGHT! AND MAYBE OTHERS WOULD FOLLOW IN HIS FOOT-STEPS! WELL…THEY PROLLY WOULDN’T BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE IS A DUMBASS LIKE HIM!

4) I WOULDN’T WASTE ALL OF OUR GOOD AMERICAN MILITARY MEN ON SHIT PEOPLE OVERSEAS! WOULDN’T IT BE EASIER TO JUST DROP A-BOMBS ALL OVER IN IRAQ… AND JUST GET OUT THE “GOOD” PEOPLE!? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, IT WOULD BE EASIER….THERE IS ONLY LIKE, MAYBE 100 GOOD PEOPLE OVER THERE, IT SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD TO GET THEM OUT AND HAVE AN A-BOMB TAKE CARE OF THE REST RIGHT?

5) INSTEAD OF DRAFTING PEOPLE, WHY NOT JUST SEND OVER THE PRISIONERS AND KILLERS! I MEAN COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! THIS WOULD ONLY BE RIGHT! HERE BELOW IS WHY I THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST!

a) IT WOULD GET THEM ALL OUT FROM BEHIND THE PRISION WALLS!

b) IT WOULD GIVE THEM THE CHANCE TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST! KILLING PEOPLE! AND IF THEY WOULD HAPPENED TO GET KILLED….WHO GIVES A SHIT, THEY WEREN’T MEANT TO LIVE ANYWAYS!

c) IT WOULD SAVE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY FOR THE GOV’T! THEY WOULDN’T HAVE TO MAINTAIN THE PRISIONS DAILY AND HAVING THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM ESCAPING AND SHIT!

d) THAT IN ITSELF WOULD MAKE AMERICA SAFER! GET RID OF OUR OWN TERRORISTS, KILLERS, SEX OFFENDERS AND SHIT!

6) NOT EVERYONE IS A FIGHTER, OR MEANT TO BE IN THE MILITARY OR A MILITARY BATTLE! EXAMPLES: RETARDS, LAZY PEOPLE OR WHATEVER! HERE BELOW IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA HAVE A RETARD IN THE MILITARY! THIS WAS INSPIRED BY ONE THAT WAS IN MY PLATOON WHEN I WAS IN BOOT-CAMP!

A) HE DROVE THE TANK OFF THE (COURSE) PAVED ROAD AND INTO THE WOODS TAKING DOWN TREES AND SHIT!

B) HE ALMOST SHOT OFF THE DRILL SARGENTS FOOT WITH AN M-16 MACHINE GUN!

C) HE THREW A LIVE GRENADE RIGHT OVER THE WALL AND IT ALMOST TOOK OUT THE WALL AND OTHERS!

7) IF I WAS DRAFTED OR WENT BACK INTO THE MILITARY! I WOULDN’T FOLLOW ORDERS OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT PAPERS! I WOULD MAKE MY OWN ORDERS AND JUST KILL ALL THEM BASTARDS! AND BE LIKE, WHOOPS! MY FINGER SLIPPED ON THE TRIGGER, AFTER 50 OF THEM JUST DROP TO THE GROUND! DAMN! I GOTTA WATCH MY TRIGGER HAPPY FINGER! HAHAHA!

There, that is my opinions and suggestions about the drafting horse-shit! If you have any thoughts or suggestions, please share them! I’m done….laterz

Twisted

EVERYONE BITCHES ABOUT BUYING PRODUCTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES BUT, WHY NOT AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS! I WONDER WHY?

Here below is a list of reasons why people buy products from overseas and such, rather then American made products.

1) NOTHING LASTS MORE THEN MONTH WITHOUT BREAKING! THEN YOU GOTTA KEEP BUYING GOD DAMN REPLACEMENT PARTS FOR THE STUPID SHIT, IN THE END YOUR SPENDING MORE MONEY IN REPLACEMENT PARTS, WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GONE OUT AND BOUGHT SOMETHING FROM AN OVERSEAS COMPANY AND IT WOULD HAVE LASTED LONGER!

2) MOST AMERICAN WORKERS ARE LAZY! THEY DON’T WANNA REALLY BE AT WORK, PUTTING THAT 100% INTO THEIR JOBS TO MAKE SURE THINGS ARE OK AND WORKING PROPERLY! THEY’D RATHER BE HOME WITH A CASE A BEER AND GETTING LAID! WELL….NOT REALLY MOST, BUT ENOUGH TO HAVE THINGS FUCKED UP MORE THEN NOT!

3) PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KEEP THE LANDFILLS FROM BEING OVER-FILLED! MOST PRODUCTS MADE IN AMERICA OR BY AMERICAN WORKERS IS SHIT! AND THEY END UP IN THE LANDFILL!

4) THEY JUST TRUST THE PRODUCTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES! PEOPLE ARE NOT STUPID! THEY KNOW WHAT LASTS OR NOT!

5) THEY ARE TIRED OF BEING CHARGED RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR STUPID REPLACEMENT PARTS, OR WHATEVER! FOR EXAMPLE, MY PAP JUST HAD TO BUY A DAMN STARTER FOR A RIDING MOWER BY CRAFTSMAN OR “SEARS” AND HE PAID OUT LIKE $130.00 FOR A TINY FUCKING STARTER! THE DAMN STARTER FOR MY CAR IS WAY BIGGER AND IT ONLY COSTED LIKE $40 TO $50.00! COME ON PEOPLES! GET REAL!

6) THEY KNOW IF YOU BUY AMERICAN MADE, YOU’LL BE SHELLING OUT TONS OF AMERICAN MADE MONEY FOR MORE AMERICAN MADE SHIT! AND THE PROCESS KEEPS GOING AND GOING! TILL YOUR AMERICAN MADE MONEY IS AMERICAN MADE GONE FOR GOOD!

Welp! I think that about covers it! If I think of anymore reasons, I’ll update this post then. If you have any ideas, please share them! I’m done….

Twisted

THIS WOULD BE FUN AND AWESOME! 

I always thought how cool it would be to have more then one wife! Damn! Here below is a list of the good points about having more then one wife!

THE GOOD POINTS OF HAVING MORE THEN ONE WIFE!

1) HAVING 2-SOMES, 3-SOMES AND EVEN 4-SOMES WHENEVER YOU WANTED TO!

2) THE GUY WOULDN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO  PAY FOR THE MEALS WHEN EATING OUT!

3) THE HOUSE WOULD MOST LIKELY BE CLEANED ALL THE TIME, WHILE YOU THE MALE RELAXES FROM A HARD DAY OF LABOR WORK!

4) YOU WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY FOR EACH OTHER WHEN NEEDED, AND MORE MATERIAL THINGS TO ENJOY!

5) BEING ABLE TO HAVE 2 TO 4 COOCHES AT ARM’S REACH ALL THE TIME, NOT JUST ONE! IF ONE ISN’T IN THE MOOD…HEY! YOU GOT 2 TO 4 MORE TO GET NOOKIE FROM!

6) THE YARD WORK WOULD GET DONE QUICKER! HEY!…WITH MORE PEOPLE MOWING A SIX OR SO ACRE FARM HOUSE YARD…IT WOULD GET DONE QUICKER…RIGHT?!

7) THE GUY WOULDN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE SUPPER ALL THE TIME AT HOME!

8) YOU’D ALWAYS HAVE THAT BEER IF YOU NEED IT! WIFE NUMBER 1 AND 3 MIGHT NOT GET IT FOR YOU, BUT WIFE 2 AND 4 WOULD GET IT FOR YOU IN A HEARTBEAT!

9) THE WIVES WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE HUBBY CHEATING, BECAUSE YOUR ALL HOME WITH HIM ANYWAYS! IF HE HAD THE URGE TO DO IT AGAIN, HE COULD JUST MARRY THAT NEW ONE HE JUST MET AND BRING HER HOME TO THE REST OF YOU, SO THERE WOULD BE WIFE #5 UNDER THE BELT AND ALL YOU OTHER’S WOULDN’T CARE, BECAUSE…YOU ARE ALL INTO THAT ANYWAYS..RIGHT?!

10) THERE WOULD MOST LIKELY BE A WIFE HOME AT ALL TIMES, SO IF THE GUY CAME HOME EARLY FROM WORK ONE DAY, HE’D HAVE ATLEAST ONE OR TWO WIVES TO GET NOOKIE FROM! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS LADIES…A GUY THINKS ABOUT SEX EVERY 6 SECONDS OF A DAY! WELL…THERE WOULD BE ONE OR TWO WIVES TO COVER THEM EVERY SIX SECONDS IN THAT DAY…TILL THE OTHERS GOT HOME FROM  WORK, AND THEN IT’S A SHIFT CHANGE!

11) THE GUY WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ALL OF HIS WIVE’S RAGGING IT AT THE SAME TIME! HIS CHANCES OF GETTING LAID WOULD BE GREATER IN A MONTH, THEN IF HE JUST HAD ONE WIFE! AND HE WOULDN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH JUST ONE BITCHY WIFE, HE’D HAVE THE OTHERS THERE THAT ARE NOT RAGGING IT!

12) IF ONE WIFE WAS PREGNANT, ONE OR ALL THE OTHER WIVES COULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL WITH HER, WHILE THE GUY STAYS HOME WITH HIS BUDDIES, DRINKING BEER AND WATCHING AN NFL FOOTBALL GAME! 

13) THE HUBBY’S BUDDIES COULD EACH GET NOOKIE WHEN THEY CAME OVER FOR A FEW DRINKS OR WHATEVER!

16) YOU’D HAVE A GOOD REASON TO DRINK BEER OR SMOKE POT ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE I’M SURE AFTER A WHILE, THE WIVES WOULD BE DRIVING YOU NUTTY!

17) YOU WOULDN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY THEM SHIT WHEN THEY NEEDED OR WANTED SOMETHING! BECAUSE.. THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN DAMN JOBS TO BUY THEMSELVES SHIT!

18) YOU COULD MAKE YOUR OWN TEN COMMANDMENTS!:

1) THOU SHALL NOT USE THE HUBBY’S CREDIT CARD ON BULLSHIT HAIR CARE PRODUCTS, SHOES AND ANYTHING OF THE LIKE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DAMN JOB, BUY IT YOUR DAMN SELF BITCHES!

2) THOU SHALL GIVE THE HUBBY SEX, KNOBJOBS, RIM JOBS, LESBIAN ACTS, 3-SOMES OR WHATEVER SEXUALLY RELATED ACTS.. WHENEVER HE NEEDS IT OR WANTS IT!

3) THOU SHALL GET THE HUBBY A BEER, A CASE OF BEER, OR ANY FORM OF LIQUER ANYTIME HE WANTS IT OR NEEDS IT, AND WITHOUT A HASSLE!

4) THOU SHALL NOT BE A BITCH TO THE HUBBY FOR ANY REASONS! BECAUSE, YOU AGREED ON ALL THIS YOURSELF AND SHOULDN’T BE MAD AT HIM FOR ANY SHIT!

5) THOU SHALL SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN THE HUBBY WANTS YOU TO!

6) THOU SHALL NOT INTERUPT HIS FOOTBALL GAME OR VIDEO GAME! EVEN A FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW! IF YOU WANT HIM TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU, OR GET SOMETHING DONE…..REVERT TO COMMANDMENT NUMBERS 2 AND 3! YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW FAST SHIT COULD GET DONE, IF YOU REALLY WANTED IT TO! AND ALWAYS KEEP COMMANDMENT NUMBERS 4 AND 5 IN MIND…WHILE WANTING HIM TO DO SOMETHING!

7) THOU SHALL NOT BITCH ABOUT HIM GETTING SEX FROM WIFE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, OR WHATEVER! YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY REMEMBER, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE GETTING SOME NOOKIE! EVERY 6 SECONDS OF A DAY A MAN THINKS ABOUT SEX! SO EVEN IF HE WAS JUST FUCKING WIFE NUMBER 1, YOU KNOW HE WAS THINKING ABOUT THE OTHER 4 OR 5 WIVE’S THEN! SO YOUR ON THE FUCK LIST! JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR HEAD….HE IS SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST!

8) THOU SHALL NOT LIE AND CHEAT ON THE HUBBY! NOW! THIS IS ONLY RIGHT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THE HUBBY WILL WANT YOU FUCKING AROUND WITH ANOTHER GUY AND HAVING THE POSSIBLITY OF YOU WANTING TO MARRY THIS OTHER MAN! AFTER ALL! THE HUBBY AINT GOING TO WANT ANOTHER MAN IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ALL OF YOU! AND HE SURE AS HELL, AIN’T GOING TO WANT HIM FUCKING ALL OF YOU WHILE HE IS NEEDING THE NOOKIE! THAT’S “COCK BLOCKING” SO TO SPEAK!

9) THOU SHALL NOT BECOME FULL BLOWN LESBIANS! THIS BECAUSE HE MARRIED ALL OF YOU WIVES WITH THE INTENT OF HAVING PUSSY AND MORE HELP AROUND THE HOUSE TO GET THE NECESSARY (WOMEN TYPE) HOUSEHOLD CHORES DONE!

10) THOU SHALL WEAR PROTECTION WHILE HAVING SEX! THIS IS SO THE HUBBY WOULDN’T GET ALL YOU WIVES PREGNANT! ALSO, TO A MAN..WEARING A CONDOM SUCKS ASS AND IT FEELS LIKE THE MALE IS JUST FUCKING A BOWL OF WATER! IT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD AT ALL! WHAT’S THE POINT OF HAVING SEX!?

There..that is all I could think of for now, for the good points of having more then just one wife! I’m going to make another post about the bad points of having more then just one wife next time! YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE WHAT THAT IS GOING TO BE LIKE HAHAHA! I’m done for now….laterz

Twisted