Author name: Twisted

Twisted…On The Blast!!??

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AH! GOT YOUR ATTENTION!

Ok, this is serious peoples and you need read this entirely! A little about me, so everyone knows.

I have always been a sarcastic, smart ass, dumbass, twisted fucker from hell! You can ask anyone that knows me…..DON’T EVEN POST A SMART ASS, STUPID REPLY HAHAHA…JK! 

In real life, I’m always making sarcastic remarks and sometimes pissed off about certain issues that come in my path! AND THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON FOR SOMEONE GETTING MAD! SO GUYS/GIRLS DON’T LIE AND MAKE UP SHIT LIKE YA NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHEN REALLY YOU DO LOL!

I am posting this to let everyone know how I am so you know what to expect from me….well! I’m sure you found that yourselves lol. But, I also have a serious side to!

I have decided to make up a few more Catagories for my Plog! These are going to be for the serious type posts. I’m not sure if this is God trying to talk to me or not! QUIET PEOPLES! I THOUGHT I HEARD HIM! SHUT UP.. I SAID! hahaha….naa jk. Anyway…I am making up some Religious Catagories to post in now. I was thinking about this while watching the news the other night…and I FIGURED I MY AS WELL ADD A FEW THINGS FROM MY ORIGINAL IDEA FOR WHAT THE SITE WAS GOING TO BE ON!

I just hope it doesn’t get HACKED again like before….by TURKISH HACKERS LOL! Anyways..I am cool! My site was hacked by professional hackers….are you cool to? Did your site get hacked?

http://www.zone-h.org/en/defacements/view/id=301477/

 Hahaha…anyway…it don’t matter, I think it’s funny! I think it was cause of my site content before…that’s why I’m a little skeptical on doing that content again….but, I’ll sneak this shit in anyways…my site is backed up, fuck it! But, I plan on adding some serious type Catagories real soon and I plan on posting in them.

REMEMBER! THEY WILL ONLY BE MY IDEAS, SUGGESTIONS AND WHAT NOT, SO DON’T GET ALL PISSY OVER IT! REPLY ALL YOU WANT, I DON’T CARE! THAT’S WHY I GOT THE PLOG!

I will only become defensive if someone posts dumbass, rants towards me. If your going to post serious comments and such, it really doesn’t bother me at all. I will talk nice to you, if you are nice to me. Remember to, I believe in Karma….if you treat me like shit and post asshole comments towards me, just expect the same serving of shit back! That’s all….later..

Twisted

War On Christianity…..

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WARNING! THIS MIGHT PISS SOME OFF AND I’M SURE IT WILL BECOME A HOT TOPIC! WELL, MAYBE LOL! WHO KNOW’S…..

REMINDER! THESE ARE MY FEELINGS, OPINIONS AND SO FORTH! SO DON’T GET ALL BENT OVER IT!

Ok, for one thing, I think this is bullshit….reason being is that….our Country was basically founded on it or brought up on it! Now alot of certain “groups” are making it seem like “God” or “Christianity” is bad and should be taken out of the U.S.A. THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG AND TOTALLY FUCKED UP!

Now this might be hard to believe, but I don’t give a shit….my family is all Christian and I was brought up that way. But, you might say….I have seriously strayed from it lol…but it doesn’t mean that I’m totally against it. I have had spirtual conflicts most of my life. I use to Devil Worship and such and then stopped it…then went the way of the LORD…. then I stopped that.

My life is a big mess, and I’m not quite ready to clean it up yet!. But…I have read the Book of Revelations in the Bible before. And, in there it basically says…that in the END TIMES…the Nations will turn against GOD more so then before….everything will go down the shitter basically. They are already trying to get rid of Jesus or God related figures (statue, figurine type stuff) in the USA…the Prayer in the mornings at public schools, trying to get the word GOD out of the Pledge Of Allegance and other GOD related things.

WHAT A BETTER WAY TO START THE END-TIMES, LET’S GET RID OF GOD! NOT!!

I THINK THE GOV’T AND POLITICIANS ARE THE BIGGEST DUMB-ASSES IN THE WORLD! AND THEY ARE TAKING EVERYONE DOWN THE SHITTER WITH THEM! YOU ARE STUPID BASTARDS, THAT NEED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE GOV’T PERIOD!

What the hell makes them think that Islamic or Muslim type religion is going to take it’s place, because that will happen eventually. It says so in the Bible basically. The reason being is that, no one has to CLAIM A GOD SO TO SPEAK! There isn’t really a SUPREME BEING that they worship. It’s just whatever they wanna call whatever or not! BUT, ALL THAT IS OK! NOT! You can not say the world became the way it did, because of just a BIG BANG THEORY, really peoples…..come on now! How could all this shit just happen, out of the fucking blue!?

So, really….your basically saying that the world took a massive shit, and we (all peoples) were made. HAHA! Yeah, whatever! Anyways….the religion in the near future….I predict will be the one of the ANTICHRIST, because it won’t be long peoples, and the END WILL BE KNOCKING ON OUR DOORS!

Also, it’s not the CHRISTAIN RELIGION or JESUS or GOD doing the WRONG! IT’S THE PEOPLE DOING ALL THE WRONG, AND TAKING THE “CHRISTIAN” NAME OR TITLE AND RUBBING IT THROUGH THE SHIT SO TO SPEAK! Look at the fucking Priests that were molesting boys or whatever….not all Priests molest boys…only the stupid bastards that do not really “believe” in the Religion they are representing.

IT’S JUST PLAIN BULLSHIT! Here is another example….you are a cook at a nice place and the cook beside you poisions the food. You told someone about it, but, for some odd stupid reason, the business goes to shit because they (customers) all think that all the cooks where you work are doing the same shit! So one person with the COOK title fucks it all up for the rest!

I THINK THE USA NEEDS TO SIT AND REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT’S RIGHT AND WRONG AND FIX THE SHIT THEY ARE FUCKING UP SERIOUSLY! BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE…THE END IS NEAR AND ALL HELL WILL REALLY BREAK LOOSE! WELL…I’LL PROLLY BEING GOING THERE ANYWAYS LMAO! BUT, GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASSES AND SEE THE TRUTH, THE WAY AND THE LIGHT!

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY ANYTHING, ANOTHER RELIGION OR ANY ONE SPECIFIC PERSON, BUT GOD! AMEN GOD DAMN IT!

I’m done…laterz…

Twisted

Even employers are lazy these days…..

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH EMPLOYERS!?

Seems like anymore you can’t even fucking fill out an application for a job without going through the shitty CAREER-LINK services! FUCK! I have been to like 5 different places so far asking if I can fill out an application…..and they kept telling me…. you need to go to the Career Link building in BlahTown! WHAT THE HELL!?

YOU FUCKING LAZY ASS EMPLOYER BASTARDS! AWW!.. WHAT THE PROBLEM? TOO MUCH PAPER WORK OR SOMETHING? FUCKING LAZY DUMBASSES!

THEY DON’T WANT LAZY AND SLACKER TYPE PEOPLES WORKING FOR THEM OR UNDER THEM, BUT THEY CAN’T EVEN HAVE THE JOB SEEKERS FILL-OUT APPLICATIONS AT THEIR OWN DAMN PLACE! THAT SHOWS ALOT FOR YA!

I’m starting to wonder if everything in the future will go through the shitty CAREER-LINK services! FUCKING HELL! I can see it now….you can’t have a family picnic here “Mr/Mrs Shit” without going through the SHITTY CAREER-LINK first! Or….did you ask the CAREER-LINK peoples if you could take a shit? Anyways….that was bothering me today! Can’t even fill-out retarded applications anymore without having to go through 10 other peoples first….to only hear in the end that they ain’t hiring anyways!

THAT IS JUST PLAIN OLD BULLSHIT! I WONDERED WHY WHEN ENTERING BLAHTOWN IT SMELLED LIKE SHIT! I’m done….laterz…

(I know I’ll prolly have some dumbass that thinks they know everything in the world, replying to this with all his/her WONDERFUL KNOWLEDGE, but will smell just the same as BLAHTOWN! THEY’LL SMELL LIKE BULLSHIT! Please save your breath and keep your stench to yourself! Thanks a bunch!)

Twisted

Just some incoming hits from search engines….

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I had gathered about all the incoming hits coming from just search engine searches to the Plog, and added them on the page below here. Here below is the link to the newest page for the site. You are getting the first look at it! SO YOU ARE SPECIAL! 

https://www.vindictivebastard.com/incominghits.htm

Search engines such as: Google, Aol, Yahoo, Feedster, MSN, DogPile and so forth. Now I didn’t add how many hits for each link beside all the damn links, because it’s too much. I know my hit-counter isn’t right because I had shaved off a good amount of hits before, I had added it the first time way back. And it’s not really right, being that in my main site control panel….it shows as 86351 just for this month alone!

Well! I’m glad I’m not the only one out there with BITCH, SLUT, USER problems lmao! Thanks everyone for visiting my site. I hope you share my site’s link with your friends and please pass the word. I’m done…laterz..

Twisted

Someone needs to make a…..

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SOOPED UP METAL DETECTOR! This would be so fucking awesome! I wouldn’t mind having one myself! To just get a case a beer and have a sooped up metal detector. Stroll through the park, peoples yards or whatever.

My idea is….to have a metal detector with a super powerful magnet built right in to it! This way when you go across the park or whatever and it starts beeping, no matter how far down the coin, ring or whatever is….you could just kick on the super powerful magnet and it comes up to the metal detector! NO DIGGING AND BENDING OVER REQUIRED!

This would also be awesome for the cops to use when searching for dead bodies that are buried or whatever. Anything metal like on the body, such as the buttons on their jeans or clothing that has metal on it, would be brought right up to them! They wouldn’t have to dig! Just crank on the super magnet and the body comes up to them!

DAMN! I WANT ONE! Could you imagine how much shit you could find with it!? Jesus! And the cool part about the magnet would be…..silence! You could be in someone’s yard and find their rings, expensive shit….and they wouldn’t even know you found anything! Turn the beeper down to lowest setting and go! Plus with the super powerful magnet there, you wouldn’t make a scene because you don’t have to dig! They could even walk up to you and ask if you found something, and you could just say NOPE! NOT A DAMN THING! And walk away with a $1,200.00 ring while it’s still attached to the bottom of the detector. How would they know!?  

I HOPE SOMEONE MAKES THIS UP SOON! I WANT ONE! I’m done for now….I might update this post later….

Twisted

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Mowing the grass is a pain in the Ass!

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MOWING THE GRASS IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS!

It seems like every 2 to 3 days you have to get out the fucking lawn mowers and waste all that $2.00 a gallon of gas just to mow the damn grass!

IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT DIDN’T FUCKING RAIN ALL THE DAMN TIME! JESUS! The god damn grass just keeps growing and growing and shit, you can’t even have a break from mowing the stupid lawn! Before too long I’ll be having to mow the grass in my sleep! Wake up with grass stains and clippings all over the place!

I just wish someone would invent the ultimate grass cutter or leveler! I hope in the future like anything else you can buy that makes your life easier, they would invent the DIAL THE GRASS, or THE LAWN LEVELER! This would be fucking awesome, because…all you’d have to do is some how install a main control panel inside your home and turn a dial or push a button and the grass just lowers under the ground!

You could have a level system to! Just put it on height level of 3 and push the button or turn the dial till the grass goes under the ground to suit your liking! DAMN! I would love it! The products selling motto (slogan) would be like some of the following I made up below here:

1) Don’t let the grass kick your ass! buy the DIAL THE GRASS!

2) Now you can kick the grass’s ass by using DIAL THE GRASS!

3) Don’t be a dumbass, buy DIAL THE GRASS!

4) Save your gas by buying DIAL THE GRASS!

Shit! I think it would awesome! I can’t wait for someone to make this up some day. I think it will be to, because everyone is about being LAZY! Even with taking care of the lawn. These days even the lawn-care products are making life easier for everyone! I dunno, I’m going to think of a way to make this possible and if I come up with something, I’ll share it with you! Well! I’m done…I gotta go mow the fucking lawn again! Laterz!

(Please note: I’m sure I’m going to have Robbie replying to this post or some other dumbass that thinks they know everything about anything! Please save your breath and keep your fucking mouth shut! I know what you could do, come mow my grass so I don’t have to!)

Twisted

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You know you are a Bipolar Bitch if….

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You know you are a bipolar if….


1) If 99% of the guys that hangout with you spend all their time kissing your ass rather then
telling you how they really feel about you because they don’t wanna end up getting therapy!

2) 1% of the men are telling you off and how they really feel about you, but you are just too stupid and bitchy to realize your only going to end up with SHIT, because of your BITCHY attitude all the time and you can’t accept it!

3) When no more then 5 seconds into a conversation you start bitching and snapping on someone because of whatever they may have said…even if it’s something nice.

4) You have the nerve to talk about peoples and get them into trouble…but if it happens to you, it’s a sin! And then they have endless HELL and BITCHING to deal with.

5) The first thing that comes outta your mouth in the morning is BITCHING, about something stupid or not..it don’t matter.

6) You are never satistified with anything, no matter what one does to make you happy or please you, YOUR STILL A DAMN BIPOLAR BITCH!

7) Your own therapist needs tons of medications and therapy, and then even his therapist needs tons of meds and therapy!

8) Even if you took 2 times the original amount of medications prescribed by your doctor and everyone still see’s no improvement!

9) The pharmacys do not think they have enough medication to supply the demand for your Bipolarness!

10) While having your period your nice as can be, but when the period is over, you are all
BIPOLAR BITCH again!

11) Someone else’s stupididity pisses you off, but when your being stupid it’s ok.

12) You expect others to take ALL YOUR SHIT and treat you like a fucking PRINCESS! NOT!! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO BITCHES!

13) You treat everyone like shit and use them, and then expect money, material things in-return! AH! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR GETTING SHIT FROM ANYONE HAHAHA! REALITY CHECK BITCHES!

14) You can’t stand the fact of being wrong about anything and any issues. You always have to be right! Or you always have to have the last word in any fucking argument! EVEN IF YOUR NOT ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOU JUST WANNA LOOK LIKE MRS. GOODIE GOODIE, BUT REALLY YOUR JUST THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT!

15) You treat all the people that are really nice to you like SHIT, but kiss the ass of those that are really being assholes to you!

Twisted

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Bipolars need their Meds, Please don’t miss a dose!

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I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE BIPOLAR BITCHES IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!

I am so fucking tired of working with or being around the bi polar bitches it’s getting old and tiresome. All they do is bitch about everything someone else does, but they do the same shit!

And if you try arguing back with them, OMFG that is a fucking sin or something! They start bitching for no god damn reason what’s so ever! It’s like this:

[Me] How was your day so far?

[Them] It was ok, until YOU FUCKING ASKED ME THAT QUESTION….WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE ALL THE DAMN TIME? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

IT’S LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! OKKKKK! And then when you try arguing back or express yourself on how you feel about them being a bitch for no fucking reason. Then it’s like an alarm went off or something!

ATTENTION ALL BI POLARS AND BITCHES! ATTENTION! WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT IN PROGRESS! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARGUMENT FOR ATTACK! (TAG TEAM TIME! I SAY AGAIN! TAG TEAM TIME!)

It’s like O HELL! Here we go again! Another unfair mouth battle with the BI POLARS FROM HEAVEN! It’s like naa, this must be just a bad dream or the worst nightmare I have ever had! So I pinched myself…NOPE! It’s not a fucking dream! DAMN! THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS!

AND ALOT OF THE TIME, I DON’T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO THEM! THEY ALL START SHIT WITH ME FOR NOTHING! They get mad at me for defending myself for shit they dish out to fucking start with! ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

THEY ALL NEED MEDICATION! BUT, I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT! ALONG WITH THE THERAPY THEY NEED! SHIT! I THINK ONE TIME WITH A THERAPIST, THE THERAPIST WOULD NEED MEDICATION AND THERAPY!

I think it’s high time for them to get serious help! Meds, Therapy and shit like that. Maybe even be shipped over seas to Iraq and shit to help the “War on Terror”! Like I said before, they could be used in the interrogation rooms and shit! Any fucking ways…I’m just sick of how shit goes at work and in general with all them damn bitches. They all have the damn nerve to call me an ASSHOLE, but they never look at the real reason for others to change their overall attitudes towards THEM (The Bipolars and Bitches!).

MOST OF THEM SAY THEY GO TO CHURCH! AH! IF THAT IS WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE CHURCHES THESE DAYS, NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST CHRISTAINITY HAHAHA! Naa…..Im done….prolly update again later…

Twisted

Needing AC at SHIT WORK Part 2

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Ok! NOW I ONLY WORKED LIKE FUCKING 2 DAYS THIS WEEKEND AND THOSE TWO DAYS WE HAD THEM GOD BLASTED HOT PLATES….FOR THE HOT MEALS! I think I lost another 10lbs between those two days of working.

PLEASE! PLEASE! TURN ON THE GOD BLASTED AIR CONDITIONING!

Before too long my damn arms and legs are going to be the size of my fingers in diameter! We’ll start looking like them starving africian kids and shit, just minus the bloated bellys. Well! We might even have them! Being that we can’t eat without having to pay for the shit they are going to throw out anyways…fuckers!

WE ONLY MAKE IF LUCKY….$400.00 A MONTH…ATLEAST LET US HAVE THE FOOD YOUR WASTING AT THE END OF THE NIGHT AND MAYBE TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING ON! NOW WE SUPPOSE TO TAKE 10% OUT OF OUR SHITTY CHECKS AND PUT IT BACK INTO A SHITHOLE THAT DON’T GIVE US SHIT TO START WITH! YOU GUY’S DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS LET ALONE A FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER!

LET ME TURN IT ON BASTARDS! I’ll show ya how to do things TWISTED STYLE! AND SINCE WERE WORKING IN A HAZARDOUS SITUATION (heat-stroke zones), WE SHOULD ALL GET HAZARD PAY FUCKNUTS! I’m done…laterz

(Please note: That place were working out will go down real quick! Alot of ppls are pissed about how shit is run there and it won’t be long before (we) they all quit! And if ya don’t like all the Caps, my balls need washed…..so start licking and sucking bastards! Maybe even give me a knob job to while your at it…I tip well! )

Twisted

New Layout …..Please Read….

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I am currently adding a new layout to my Plog. The shitty Yellow color and retarded link colors will be changing soon! Please bare with me while I work on the color scheme for it. You should know by now that I hate bright shitty colors lol! Anyways….I hope to have this changed real soon. Thanks for your time. UPDATE: I do like bright colors though, just not like all Yellow, Red and such as the overall main color…..but I don’t mind white and a few other colors as the main color. I’m actually thinking about going White as the main color and adding a few other darker ones to make it look cool like, well I hope lol.

(Please note: No disrespect to the template maker about me not liking the colors. Each person has their own opinions on what colors they like. I love his layout though hehe…just had to change the colors to fit along with my site. That’s all… =) )

Twisted

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