General

BECAUSE, WHY HAVE ONE PERSON GETTING AWAY WITH ALL THE BULLSHIT?! I’M BASICALLY SAYING THAT THE ONE IS GETTING AWAY WITH WHATEVER AND IS NOT SUPPOSE TO GET THE SAME SHIT BACK TO THEM! Anexample is below here:

1) THE BITCH WIFE GOES AND CHEATS ON THE HUBBY BECAUSE OF STUPID REASONS! (HERE IS WHERE THE CHOICE IS MADE (FOR THE HUBBY).. TO NOT MAKE TWO WRONGS) SO WHAT’S THIS SAYING THEN, THE WIFE CAN CHEAT AND NOT HAVE IT HAPPEN TO HER IN RETURN!? AND NOT HAVE HER FEELINGS STOMPED ON LIKE THE HUBBY’S WAS! NAA! DON’T THINK SO BITCH! IT’S LIKE THE WHOLE KARMA THING, IF YOU CAN DO IT TO SOMEONE AND NOT CARE ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS, BE PREPARED TO GET IT BACK! MAYBE IF BOTH PEOPLES FEELINGS ARE STOMPED ON AND THEY DON’T LIKE THAT “STOMPED ON” FEELING, THEY JUST MIGHT STOP CHEATING AND LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT!

People just need to stick with their partners like they promised to them to start with, and not CHEAT! And TWO WRONGS DO MAKE A RIGHT! ESPECIALLY IF BOTH PARTYS MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING OUT OF IT! I’m done…laterz..

Twisted

– If you DO NOT have Javascript enabled on your shitty web browsers, I would suggest doing so NOW! The reason for this is, I will be using javascript based menus and scripts in the new site layout.

– If I were you! I would use Mozilla or IE 5 or Higher to view my site! I have not checked it with any other browsers yet, so I dunno how it will turn out for others, using various different browsers!

– Just to let you know, the new layout will be uploaded very soon! The only thing is, I still have alot images to work on yet for it! With me getting this new job, it’s really going to cut into my internet time!

This is why I am going to be uploading it way before it’s really totally done! I have put the uploading of it off, for how long now, and I feel that I am robbing you bitches of it! Hahaha..naa..but…yeah! It really should have been uploaded a few weeks ago!

– I know I had said that the content will be coming with the uploaded new layout, but even that will be coming slowly but surely! I have been really busy lately with the home life, that I don’t always have the time to keep everything updated like it should! I am sorry for this, but…like the old saying goes: ALL GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME!

– I am also currently working on a new theme for the forums! This new theme is already in progress, using some of the images from the site’s new layout! As soon as I get it situated just right, I’ll be directing everyone there, and the Community board will be going down! (Please note: That them changes are not being done in here, it’s another board I had put up on this domain name, that no one knows about yet lol!)

– I will be adding new pages to the new layout, and some will be deleted! The reason for this is, to try and get rid of pages that I don’t think will be of any real use to anyone! They will pretty much just eat up bandwith for nothing!

– I am also going to try and make up various new things to get my visitors more involved, rather then just browsing the site and leaving again! Why have a site that people come to, to just look around and leave lol!? When they can be more envolved and even get themselves noticed!

Some of my ideas are below here:

1) Having the top referring sites on the index page rather then just having all the links on the links page! I have various sites linking to mine already, and bringing me hits. But, I have them mixed in on the links page, which shouldn’t be!

If you like my site and want to do exchange links, please send me an email or something! I DO NOT WANT ANY CHEATER BASTARDS LOL! You know! The people that just repeatedly click my site link on their site, while not sending me any of their visitors! Or just refreshing the page over and over again LOL!

2) Another thing is, I hope to or plan on having a way for visitors to share their ideas on my rants and site content! Since my site got the new domain name, my Alexa rank went from 5,000,000 something to 200,000 something within a few months! And I haven’t heard any complaints or anything in general! So, I wanna have a testimonials section then to! This will also allow the visitors to get noticed more! It will include their comments on the site as well as having a link to their site!

Along with this idea is, to have a way for visitors to email their rants about people that piss them off or rants that they want to have noticed by the visitors! You can email your rants, sarcastic comments, jokes or whatever and I will post them up there with mine! Also! Please include your site’s link or email addys, so I can add them under each of your rants, sarcastic comments, jokes and what not!

3) I am also planning on selling some of my site layouts! This is going to help other people out and also help me out, by me being able to pay my host for hosting payments. I know how it is to need a site or a layout and yet, don’t have much time to make your own shit! Don’t worry people! I’m not going to ask much for them lol!

5) Basically anything you could do to help make this site HUGE would be great! And at the same time, you’ll be given full credit of your work! As well as having your site link added to whatever you contribute! This site is getting noticed alot more and I just don’t have the time lately to be able to supply everyone with content! My life is really bogging me down more then ever lately, it FUCKING SUCKS ASS! But, what can ya do lmao!?

Anyways…I have a few more ideas, but I already wrote a god damn book! Again, if you could in any way shape or fucking form help this site out! It would be AWESOME! And you will be credited as well as being noticed! Your site’s link will be added to everything you do! I hope to have more visitors contributing to this site in the future.

I am posting this a few days in advance of the actual uploading of the new site layout! This will help get people ready for it as well as give me some more time to get certain pages ready and images done! Thanks for your time. And I can’t wait until I get it uploaded….and I’m sure you can’t either!

Site Owner- Twisted

TREATED LIKE SHIT SO MUCH AND PUT DOWN!?

It’s totally fucked up! The people that usually keep to themselves and are just trying to do their job or whatever, get treated like shit! This is another thing that pisses me off, because these people DO NOT do anything to anyone! And they get treated like shit, put down, made fun of and whatever else you can think of!

The people putting the others down, need to grow the fuck up and mind their own damn business! THEY MUST BE JEALOUS OF SOMETHING! THAT’S THE ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE PICK ON OTHER PEOPLE USUALLY! BECAUSE THEY FIND SOMETHING ABOUT THEM THAT MAKES THEM JEALOUS!

I always had the problem of working in a factory type enviroment because 98% of the men are all like fucking redneck, bear looking type men…and when I show up..all clean cut and shit..they start getting jealous or something, because there is females working there!

So then naturally, they start making rude comments and shit, which pisses me off! And I feel like taking an M-16 to work the next day LOL! But, if they can’t handle the fact that they look like fucking rednecks and homeless guys, all dirty and hairy….THAT’S THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM! LOL!

I just wanna do my damn work, collect the check and spend it! That’s all! I’m not there to try and take the bitches from anyone or cock-block so to speak! (Meaning, trying to take someone’s so called…girlfriend or hoe they been working on for so long, and they feel threatened by me, because I’m so much better looking then them! hahaha!)

Anyways…I can’t help it I am cute or whatever! I like the fact that I am 28 and still look like I am in my early 20’s! Well…I have been rated 17 times by the females on OtherSingles.com and most of them gave me a 9 or 8! =) Well…here, check it yourself! And most of these girls are fucking HOT!

Here are screen shots of it, because it don’t allow non-members to view that shit!

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I KNOW! A MALE RATED ME A 9.0… HAHAHA! I CAN’T HELP IT.. I GUESS LOL!

Here is the link to my profile!

http://www.othersingles.com/UserProfile.cfm?os_user_id=47387

And yes! My name is there, but.. who gives a shit, because if anyone had any brains, they could have looked and seen it using “Who Is” for my domain name contact information!Anyways…people need to just worry about themselves and not everyone else all the damn time! If you feel that you look like shit or something….do something about it! Don’t make yourself feel better by putting other people down! You will not get any where in the end! But, down the shitter! Anyways…I’m done…

Twisted

LESSON OR SOME TWISTED ASS WAY OF TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO MAYBE CHANGE THEMSELVES FOR THE BETTER OR SOMETHING!

You almost have to “read between the lines” so to speak. Alot of what’s coming out of my “pot of pain” or anger venting is usually a lesson to learn. Being that I have been there, done so much shit and alot of that shit pisses me off royally or had hurt me royally to the point of being pissed off!

I am not trying to give everyone the impression that I’m a total fucking asshole…but, yet give them an understanding of why I am so pissed off and venting like I am. ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD BE PISSED OFF TO, ABOUT SOME OF THE SHIT I HAVE POSTED! IF YOU DIDN’T, YOU MUST BE A DUMBASS OR SOMETHING WITH NO FEELINGS OR HEART WHAT SO EVER! AND YOU MUST NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONAL WELL BEING OR FEELINGS IN GENERAL!

I LIKE TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS! AND IF YA DON’T LIKE IT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO LICK! ALSO, MOST PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE TO HEAR THE TRUTH! AND TO THAT I SAY…WAKE THE FUCK UP AND WELCOME TO REALITY! It’s basically your guilty side telling you that you are wrong, but your head is so far up your own ass that you don’t wanna admit to being a fucking coward or dumbass, because you fucked up too many times and can’t accept that! I THINK THEY CALL THAT DENIAL BITCHES!

A good example of this is: 98% of the women I work with are against the Male gender in general! They do not like men and what they do to women and so on. But, yet…what they do to me almost every fucking god forsaken day is the same shit they pissed off at the men for! COME ON PEOPLE! YOU CAN’T PICK ON CERTAIN PEOPLE OR GENDERS ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS, WHEN YOUR DOING IT TO! IT’S CALLED, BEING FUCKING HYPOCRITS! AND..YOU ARE BACIALLY FALLING INTO THAT SAME CATAGORY OF “BITCH” OR “ASSHOLE” THAT YOU LIKE TO PLACE THE MEN ALL THE DAMN TIME!

AND THE SAYING: YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY ROOM TO TALK! ….COMES TO MIND!

I often find myself laughing my ass off while at work, because as soon as the bosses leave, it’s like fucking clock work! it’s.. TAG TEAM AGAINST TWISTED TIME! It’s fucking bullshit! I don’t go into work every day trying to be ignorant to the bitches! I don’t even feel like going in at all anymore, because everything is always my fault, even if they fuck up the shit or whatever! It’s always the MAN’S fault! I have all women working while I’m working and they like to team up against me!

Another example of this is: I was taking my physical for my new job yesterday morning, while in the waiting room drinking water, trying to get my blatter full so I can piss for that drug test! I was talking to this guy’s mom…he was apparently hired to work at that place I was hired for to! Anyways…that guy is like 35 or something and his mom said about him working at this job I use to work at…and he is a very quiet person, very shy and very seldom gets mad at people!

But, he evidently snapped one day, because he was working on the “LINE” with these bitches that didn’t wanna do any work! They always passed it to him! And evidently they got mad at him because he was refusing to do their work! So, when he snapped off about it, he ended up getting fired! What the fuck is wrong with society anymore!? IT’S TOTALLY FUCKED! THAT’S WHAT IS WRONG!

THE BITCHES BITCH THAT THEY AIN’T BEING TREATED FAIRLY AND TREATED THE SAME AS MEN! BUT YET THEY SURE AS HELL GIVING US THE IMPRESSION THEY CAN’T DO A MAN’S JOB RIGHT!? IF YOU ARE A BITCH AND KEEP TRYING TO PASS YOUR WORK LOAD ONTO THE MEN….YOU ARE WRONG! AND YOU NEED TO GET A CAKE JOB, LIKE YOU SUPPOSE TO HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOWNFALL OF THE MALE GENDER TO START WITH! THEY WONDER WHY THE MEN TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT! AH! IF YOU DIDN’T GIVE THE MEN A REASON TO..TO START WITH….YOU WOULDN’T HAVE THEM FUCKING PROBLEMS! IT’S TIME TO START DOING YOUR OWN DAMN WORK, IT’S TIME TO STOP BEING A BITCH ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

IT’S TIME TO JUST GROW THE FUCK UP…YOU KNOW THAT SAYING, BECAUSE THE WOMEN USE IT TOWARDS THE MEN ALL THE TIME! YOU CAN’T TEACH A DOG NEW TRICKS IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE TRICK YOURSELF! STOP BEING FUCKING HYPOCRITS AND BITCHES! IT DON’T WORK BECAUSE IT’S WRONG AND IGNORANT! YOU WILL END UP WITH SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT!

Well! What do you know! There was one of them fucking lessons I was talking about LOL! Anyways..maybe if people started trying harder to be better peoples, and started being nicer to other people…this world might just be a better place to live! The rate America is going now, AH! We my as well just live over in IRAQ or claim the USA as the Second IRAQ or something! Anyways…Im done laterz..

Twisted

1) IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY PLOG POSTS, MY BALLS NEED WASHED! SO START LICKING BITCHES! AND IF YOU WASH IT CORRECTLY AND I SQUIRT MY HOT STEAMY LOAD ALL OVER YOUR FACE! YOU’LL GET EXTRA CREDIT POINTS TOWARDS YOUR GRADE!

2) ASSHOLES WITH HIGHER RANKING SITES = FUCKNUTS WITH AN EGO PROBLEM  AND NEED TO LICK A HORSE’S ASS CRACK AND SUCK IT’S DICK!

3) DON’T KEEP WASTING YOUR HARD EARNED AMERCIAN MADE MONEY ON MORE AMERICAN MADE HORSESHIT! JUST BUY FOREIGN PRODUCTS!

4) DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND GET THE VERI-CHIP IMPLANT! UNLESS YOU ARE SURE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!

5) STOP BEING DAMN BITCHES ALL THE FUCKING TIME! MAYBE IF YOU WERE NICE 97% OF THE TIME, YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WOULD LAST ALOT LONGER THEN JUST 2 WEEKS MAX!

6) STOP TREATING OTHERS LIKE FUCKING SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU TO START WITH! THAT IS FUCKING WRONG AND IGNORANT! YOU NEED A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU’LL GET IT!

7) IF YOU ARE TAKING MEDICATIONS FOR BEING A BIPOLAR BITCH! AND EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR UP-ED YOUR DOSE, AND NO ONE SEES AN IMPROVEMENT! GET IT UP-ED EVEN HIGHER! MAYBE YOU JUST MIGHT SEE AN IMPROVEMENT AFTER HAVING TO TAKE PILLS THE SIZE OF FUCKING WATERMELONS!

8) IF YOU ARE CONSIDERED A BULLY! I WOULD SUGGEST TRYING SOMETHING NEW AND STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE DAMN TIME! YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE BUT YOURSELF AND IT JUST SHOWS THAT YOU MUST BE JEALOUS OF SOMETHING! SEEK A MENTOR!

9) IF YOU ARE CONSIDERED A RICH, PREPPY SNOBBISH BASTARD! TRY SPREADING THE WEALTH TO THE LESS FORTUNATE! NOT EVERYONE WAS BORN ON A SILVER PLATTER AND WAS DIAPERED WITH 100 DOLLAR BILLS! COULD YOU MAYBE GET ME OUTTA DEBT! I’M LIKE $20,000 IN THE HOLE, AND ONLY BRINGING IN LIKE $400.00 A MONTH!… COME ON! BE A GOOD SNOBBISH BASTARD AND SEND ME A CHECK! LOL! HAHAHA!

10) NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, YOU ARE STILL A BEAUTIFUL PERSON! DON’T LET OTHER FUCK-NUTS PUT YOU DOWN AND SO FORTH! IF YOU LET OTHERS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS GETTING TO YOU, THEY WILL JUST KEEP DOING IT! THAT’S BECAUSE THEY JUST JEALOUS OF YOU AND NEED TO GET A LIFE! DON’T BOTHER WITH THEM, JUST TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND DIE!

11) IF YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE AND YOU THINK THEY ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU! DO NOT BE A DUMBASS AND FUCK IT UP, BY CHEATING OR BEING A DAMN WHINY BITCH OR ASSHOLE! IT’S THE STUPIDEST THING TO DO AND IT IS ONLY HURTING YOURSELF! IT MIGHT BE HARD TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT AGAIN! BELIEVE ME!

12) NUMBER ONE LESSON IS! IF YOU ARE A GORGEOUS, IN BETWEEN LOOKING, PLUMP OR HUGE LADY OR MAN! NO MATTER WHAT, TRY TO GET LAID AND DON’T BE SO PICKY ALL THE TIME! JUST START FUCKING PEOPLE! AND OF COURSE.. USE PROTECTION LOL! JUST BE KINKY SOMETIME, AND PICK SOMEONE ON THE STREET THAT APPEARS TO BE SINGLE LIKE YOU AND ASK THEM TO FUCK! LET’S ALL TRY AND MAKE THIS SHITTY WORLD A WONDERFUL FUCKING PLACE! HAHAHA!

Hahaha…O Lord! I gotta get working on the new site layout again! I’m done with this post for now…ta ta..laterz

Twisted

What would you wish for? Well…I had thought about that before. I’d have to say the three would be these below here. Then below that would be what I would do with them all.

1) INFINITE WISHES

2) INFINITE LIVES ( Would never die!)

3) INFINITE SUPER-POWERS ( Just like Superman! Or Super-Poop I mean lol!)

Well…the first wish is pretty much self explainitory. I would never run out of wishes! So I could even wish while sleeping and they would come true! How cool would that be lol? Damn that would fucking awesome! Now, I could wish for alot of things and they would happen….but what fun would that be all the time? Like for example, If I wished for infinite peace on Earth among Countries and shit, how much fun would that be if I just say the magic words and POOF! IT’S DONE! It would be pretty damn boring right? Don’t get me wrong though….the wishes would come in handy for other things though..

But, on to wish number 2! This is pretty easy to figure out to lol. Unless your just a dumbfuck or something…anyways… Your prolly wondering why I didn’t wish for infinite money, or for cars or houses and shit. WELL! THEY CAN ALL BE COVERED WITH WISH NUMBER 1 DUH! Well, even with wish number 3, if ya wanna be a fucking evil super bastard! hahaha!

Now, with wish number 3! I would make things a little more fun with my new SUPER-POWERS! I would first take out all the damn Presidents of the Countries by flushing them down the shitter where they belong! Then I would take over everything. All the damn terrorists and shit, I would take them all and throw them into the Sun and let them burn! Because they all wasted flesh to start with. They must have all been made when God was running low on flesh or something, just slapped them into the mold machine and pressed the WHO GIVES A SHIT BUTTON! Whatever comes out, comes out. Or maybe even when he was on the shitter….he just said…well that turd is just about the right size and color for an IRAQI bastard!

Anyways…I would then take over all the banks, businesses and shit like that! Don’t get me wrong though, your money and businesses would still be your’s. I’m not that greedy lmao. I just want the feeling of POWER! I should be aloud to “play” PUPPET MASTER once in awhile right?

I will add more to this post then. But….what would you do if you had these powers? If ya want, post some of your ideas. I think it would be cool. I’m done for now…ta ta!

Twisted

I DON’T WANT TO END UP AT THE SHITTY NURSING HOME I’M WORKING AT! AND I JUST DON’T WANNA BE OLD TO START WITH, BECAUSE… OF HERE BELOW….

1) THE NURSING HOME FOOD SUCKS ASS! I’D RATHER BE EATING A VARIETY OF MILITARY M.R.E.’S THE REST OF MY LAST LIVING DAYS! AND BELIEVE ME, THEY ARE GOOD! I ATE THEM ALL THE TIME IN BOOT CAMP!

2) THERE IS NOTHING LIKE SOMEONE TAKING A SHITLOAD OF YOUR MONEY ON LIVING EXPENSES! I’D RATHER LAY IN MY HOME AND DIE THERE! ATLEAST IT WAS ALREADY PAID FOR AND THE FOOD IS ALREADY SUPPLIED! AND, I’D RATHER HAVE SOMEONE (FAMILY OR SOMETHING) LIVING IN WITH ME, TAKING CARE OF ME ON MY LAST FEW DAYS OF LIFE!

3) I WOULDN’T WANT SOMEONE ELSE WASHING MY ASS CRACK AND COCK N BALLS, BUT.. ME OR SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME!

4) IF I NEEDED CERTAIN MEDICATIONS, I WOULDN’T WANT SOME DUMBASS (LIKE PRES. BUSH DUMB) ACCIDENTLY FORGETTING MY DAILY DOSES!

5) I WOULDN’T WANNA HAVE A DUMBASS ROOMATE FLIPPING THE TV STATIONS ALL THE TIME AND WATCHING RETARDED SHOWS! AND THEN NOT GIVE ME THE REMOTE TIME TO TIME!

6) I WOULDN’T WANNA EAT HOT STEAMING FOOD ON A NICE HOT 90 DEGREE DAY ALL THE DAMN TIME!

7) I WOULDN’T WANT FAMILY ARGUING OVER WHO GETS WHAT (OF MINE) WHILE I’M ON MY DEATH BED! THAT ALONE WOULD WANT ME TO PULL MY OWN PLUG ON THE LIFE SUPPORT MACHINE!

8) I DON’T WANT TO BE OLD AND WRINKLY LIKE A FUCKING PRUNE!

9) I DON’T WANNA BE STUPID AND TAKE CHANCES OF DRIVING AND CAUSING ACCIDENTS!

10)  AND THE MAIN REASON IS: I DON’T WANNA DIE A REBORN VIRGIN! USUALLY AT THE AGE OF 50 & UP YOUR SEX LIFE DIES JUST AS MUCH AS YOUR BODY DOES! BEFORE I DIE, I WOULDN’T MIND HOLDING A BEER IN ONE HAND, A CIGARETTE IN THE OTHER AND A GIRL ON TOP! THAT WOULD BE MY ULTIMATE WISH BEFORE I WOULD DIE!

Thank god I’m still young and looking pretty good for my age to! Wheew! Anyways…I’m dreading the day I hit 50! I wish there was such a thing as a Fountain of Youth lol! Anyways…ta ta…later

Twisted

IF NOT!! I’M CLAIMING IT AS MINE!

The other day I was thinking about a “corny” (or whatever) pick up line to use on the ladies. I’m NOT SURE if this was said before or not! But, if it wasn’t….IT’S MINE and If people start using it, remember where it came from lol! I WANT CREDIT! Link to my site or something! Anyways..below here is a few variations of it! (Please note: This is for those with fewer braincells then I.!! “Unwrap“, meaning like to: De-Clothe or “Unwrap“, meaning like: Getting ready for some nookie in the sack! You get the picture, I’m sure lol!) Anyways…on with the CORNYNESS!

1) They say I’m God’s gift to women, would you like to be the first one to unwrap me?

2) I’ve heard I’m God’s gift to women, do you wanna be the first one to unwrap me?

3) It is known that I am God’s gift to women, so here is your gift from God.

4) It’s well known that I am God’s gift to women, would you like to unwrap your gift now or later?

5) Would you like your gift from God now or later?

That is all I can come up with right now. If I think of more, I’ll add them later. Anyways…I gotta get to bed, I got a shit-load of stuff to do tomorrow. Remember, if it wasn’t thought of before, I wouldn’t mind getting some link backs or credit for it LOL!! Haha..it prolly was though. I know it’s corny and all…but, fuck it! If ya don’t like it, lick it and stick it in ya ass! Laterz..

Twisted

MY AS WELL JUST GIVE THE FUCK UP AND DIE! LIFE IS A FUCKING JOKE AND NO ONE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY OR ANYTHING!

I know there’s time for fucking off and shit…but..why even bother with girls or the technical terms: bitches and hoes anymore!? Or them with the men!? Nobody ever stays with anyone, there is always cheating going on, no one is loyal and loving like they use to be in the OLD DAYS!

THEIR MORALS WHERE BETTER THEN THEY ARE TODAY! THAT’S THE TRUTH! I WISH I HAD A FUCKING TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DECADE MY GRANDPARENTS WHERE BORN AND START OVER!

I’m sure there was still some fucked up shit going on back then, but.. not like it is today! Now you got people fucking animals like it’s fad or something! You got the gays wanting to marry and shit, which I don’t really care about, but the damn media likes to bring everything out in the fucking open all the time, they should have their own damn cameras shoved up their fucking asses!

Everything is messed up anymore… relationships, friends, businesses, media, presidents, politicians and so on. It would be nice for just once to find someone that basically thinks like me and wants to have something serious rather then just doing it like it’s PLAY TIME or something! I would love to find someone that could be like that and just to move into the mid west or something and settle down in a small town…and just enjoy it. Damn! I want that so bad! I’m starting to get all depressed now…done with this post…laterz..

Twisted

WITH BEER!

IT’S CHEAP AND IT WORKS GREAT! AND THE COST OF THE SESSION IS ONLY $18.75! I love it! Because for the one day, or however many days you decide to have your therapy sessions, all your problems go away and you feel great! (Please note: FOR THE ALL KNOWING.. WANNA BE FUCK NUT THERAPISTS OUT THERE! I know! I know! The problems only go away for the time being, and when you wake up the next day, they are right there again anyways! Just keep your fucking mouth shut and listen bitches!)

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN! IT’S TIME TO GET A 30 PACK OF BUDWEISER AND GET SHIT FACED! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! I WISH I COULD HAVE MARRIED THE BUDWEISER FACTORY INSTEAD OF THE (NOW EX-) BITCH WIFE!

Image from: http://www.famousfoto.com/tin-signs/budweiser-beer-signs.htm

O and yes! I had done the wonderful fucking A.A. Meetings before and I follow the 12 steps every day or week! But, I’m doing it Twisted’s Style though,…..THE 12 STEPS IT TAKES TO GET FROM THE CAR TO THE INSIDE OF THE FUCKING BEER DISTRIBUTOR! LOL! THE A.A. MEETINGS WORK WONDERS, YOU ALWAYS LEARN MORE THINGS, MORE WAYS OF GETTING YOUR WONDERFUL TOOL OF THERAPY AND EVEN “HOOK-ED” UP WITH OTHER WONDERFUL THERAPISTS LIKE: MR WEED, MR COCAINE, MR CRACK (HOUSE) AND STUFF! DAMN! YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!

Welp! I think that about raps the shit up for this post! I can’t wait until mid-next week! Laterz…

Twisted