Rants

As normal, I got more fucking spam! Who in their right mind can’t live without spam? I mean shit, it’s just the best thing to ever happen to us on a daily fucking basis!… It just wouldn’t be normal if we didn’t have spam!

And NO! I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD TO EAT SPAM!!

Any fucking ways, here is another wonderful spam email about getting your dick bigger! Jesus! It’s bad enough to know yourself that you ain’t big enough to please your bitch girlfriend or wife, and yet they email you to remind you on top of it! What the fuck!?

For one thing, how did you know I wasn’t pleasing the slutty bitch girlfriend or the bitch wife with my manly man hold in the hand cock of mine!!?? Anyways….here below is the email I received today…

Mmm..I know it’s sad as hell to maybe hear from the slutty bitch girlfriend or bitch wife that you ain’t pleasing them at all, but Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! You have to hear it from someone that doesn’t even know you yet to boot!! What the fuck!?

They can take these fucking emails and shove them up their fucking assholes like that big dick they always be dreaming about to begin with!! Fuck it! Instead of sending me these wonderful cock enlargement emails, why don’t YOU just worry about changing YOUR’S and leave all us undersized penis fucks alone! Thanks for your fucking cooperation DICK!

I KNOW HOW SAYING “FUCK” ALL THE TIME IS (OR CAN) FUCKING DRIVE PPL NUTS, BUT..THEM GOD DAMN CUNTS CAN LICK MY FUCKING HAIRY NUT SACKS!

Here is a fucking post dedicated to you fuckers! Every god damn fucking day, I try and come up with new posts and shit, but it’s almost fucking impossible anymore. It just plain fucking sucks cunts and balls! Every now and a fucking again, I stumble onto shitty ass fucking website amatuers and shit!

They rant about shit they are doing themselves, calling other peoples fucking hypocrites and shit! FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU! JUST FUCKING DIE YOU INFECTED CUNTS WITH HERPES AND SHIT!

FUCKING JESUS MC FUCKING CHRIST! I’M DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT FOR NOW!

I’m out….laterz..

P.S. If you don’t like my Fucking swearing and shit pricks….FUCK OFF! Amen God damn it!

I hate having the same old shitty ass Dial Up connection for the internet. But, when you don’t have the money at the moment..it works. Works like a fucking old grandma in the checkout line…fucking takes hours till she moves along… shit!

Just an example of how long it fucking takes to download a semi-huge program like Photoshop CS:

1) WITH A SHITTY ASS DIAL UP CONNECTION, IT WOULD TAKE A GOD DAMN: 14 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES….OR SO! FUCKING HELL! And even then….that wouldn’t promise me anything, because with my shitty JUNO connection…it tends to cut me off due to: INACTIVITY! What the fuck?! Piece of shit JUNO! And the fucked up part is, IM ACTIVE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME! Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! What the hell!? And to make matters worse….I’d have to start downloading it all over again. Even if I had the download at 98% or 99% done! It’s just fucking bullshit!

2) WITH A DSL CONNECTION…NOW WE ARE LOOKING AT AN HOUR TOPS! Now, that is so much better! Fuck! I’d rather it be an hour then 14 hours and so minutes….jesus! But, of course…like anything good…it costs money. Money you really don’t have, but wanna spend anyways because that’s the way us humans are. I’d rather spend about $30.00 a month on a DSL connection then my bills! You would to right? Yes…you would!

3) WITH A T1 CONNECTION…NOW I’M ONLY LOOKING AT LIKE 15 MINUTES! WHOA! FUCKING AWESOME! I’m not sure how much that costs a month…but I’m sure it’s alot more then DSL. I’d probably have to give up two or three things (bills) a month, just to have that T1 Connection. Mmm…what would they be….mmmm….I dunno. Maybe the cell phone bill, maybe even a loan ….fuck it. Atleast I could get online, get shit done quick and get the fuck off quicker. That’s all that really matters right? Yes….yes it is.

I do know one thing though, I’m about ready to take this SHITTY JUNO CONNECTION and connect it with their asshole’s. Get a patent and copyright for the “new” JUNO BUTTPLUG! And sell it for ONLY $9.95 a month, or maybe just the one time fee of $9.95! Either way…they would be getting something “JUNO” and have it work like it’s supposed to! Now that’s a bargain right!? Fuck yeah it is! Anyways..I’m done with this fucking JUNO bullshit…later…

I AM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO DELETE ALL THIS ONLINE POKER SPAM AND SHIT FROM THE POSTS! I’M FINDING THAT EMAIL BOMBING SCRIPT AND I’M GOING TO EMAIL BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ONLINE POKER BULLSHIT SITE’S!

EACH AND EVERY VALID EMAIL ADDRESS LISTED ON ANY OF THE SITE’S YOU’RE PROMOTING WILL GET A SMALL AMOUNT OF: 1,500 EMAILS, CONTAINING THE SHIT YOU’RE BOMBING ON HERE! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, FUCK OFF! WHAT COMES AROUND, GOES AROUND! YOU DISH IT OUT, EXCEPT THE SAME SERVING OF SHIT BACK AGAIN… 3 FOLD!

ALSO, WHATEVER EMAILS THAT ARE VALID AND WORKING ON YOUR SHITTY ASS ONLINE POKER SITE, THE EMAIL BOMBING SCRIPT WILL AUTOMATICALLY REFRESH AND SEND 1,500 MORE EMAILS OUT TO YOU!

THIS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SHIT STOPS! I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! FUCK OFF AND DIE! AND BELOW HERE IS SOME OF THE SHIT I AM TALKING ABOUT! BUT, IM SURE OTHERS KNOW AND HAVE THE SAME SHIT HAPPEN TO THEM!

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IF THE SHIT DON’T STOP! I’M GOING TO TAKE A “POKER” AND RAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES! THANKS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS SPAMMING TIME! LATERZ

P.S. I don’t have that problem anymore since I changed from Plog to WordPress, and have some Anti-Spammer Plugins installed. But I just thought I’d bring this up front for those that still do have that problem. This post is for you!!

THINK OUTSIDE THE FUCKING IDIOT’S BOX!!

And I thought fucking Mc Dumbass Donald’s workers was bad!!?? What the fuck!?? The past fucking 5 to 10 times I ordered shit from TACO HELL was fucked up beyond belief! I can’t quite figure it out, but they have to be the stupidest fucking twats on the EARTH!

I said to the TACO CUM TWAT IDIOT, I wanted a “T2″…. BAJA CHICKEN, with a soft taco and a spicy chicken borrito. And all I got was fucking BEEF GORDITAS and a SPICY BEEF AND BEAN BULLSHIT SLOP OF FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK DUMBASSES!

After fucking up 5 to 10 orders of this shit…..you’d think…..WOULDN’T YOU GET SOMETHING RIGHT!!? What the hell!!?? I’m drunk or stoned half the damn time and yet STILL KNOW!! When someone orders fucking chicken……..NOT…. to place BEEF in it! Let alone fucking BEANS!

CHICKEN BAJA= CHICKEN IN GORDITA

WELL THE FUCKING TACO HELL AT TACO BELL IN LEWISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA SUCKS MORE MEXICAN DONKEY DICK THEN THE FUCKING FIELDS IN AMISH LAND ABSORBS COW SHIT!

GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD’S OUTTA THE FUCKING MEXICAN DOG’S ASS! AND ACTUALLY THINK OUTSIDE THE DAMN IDIOT’S BOX!

GOD DAMN! I’m fucking really getting sick of this shit….this is unbelievable! Fuck it all! If my spelling is wrong….think outside your DICTIONARY BOOK BITCH!! Laters…

Twisted

P.S. YOUR MANAGER IS GETTING A CALL! I GOT THE RECIEPT….I STILL GOT HALF THE ORDER LEFT FOR PROOF OF YOUR TACO HELL FUCK UP-S! LEARN HOW TO TYPE IT OUT TACO BITCH! CAUSE IF I KEEP GETTING THIS WRONG TACO FUCKING SLOP……IT WILL BE SHOVED UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!

CHICKEN BAJA= CHICKEN IN GORDITA

BEEF AND BEAN= BEEF AND BEAN BULLSHIT IN GORDITA!!

JESUS! YOU NEED A PICTURE OF SOME BEEF OR CHICKEN TO SEPARATE THE DIFFERENCE!!? WTF!!??

Don’t get me wrong though, I love the software, it’s just the support forum members that suck!

It’s always awesome to go to the WordPress forums looking for help with layouts, codes and or just their software in general, only to not receive any in return!

What the fuck is up with that shit!!?? I’m getting more help from Cissi, and she isn’t really a WordPress user! LOL! The people that make up these fucking blogging softwares, message board softwares, or whatever the fuck should just stop making them or providing support for them, because 99.99999% of the time…they don’t or won’t anyways!!

This is fucking sad…I’m out for now! Lata..

I don’t know about you, but I like to check my email box in hopes of finding nice emails from friends, family or just someone giving you good news..

But, sad to say, that just doesn’t happen anymore. For example, here’s a wonderful and long desired email from some dumb schmuck motherfuck by the name of: Grant Kaplan

(Please note: I was so looking forward to this email, I was just jumping up and down and shit when I got it! NOT!!)

And he writes:

—– Original Message —–
From: Grant Kaplan
To: psgif180@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:58 PM
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: from stats id1Tpeuw

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I couldn’t wait to reply to him! So here is what I sent in-return:

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THAT LINK THERE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!? PRETTY PLEASE!!?? I WANT TO SEE THAT, RATHER THEN ALL THESE GOD DAMN SPAMMING EMAILS!! THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION BASTARD!!

Mmm, I didn’t realize at first that the part at the bottom was there, that sneaky fucker was just trying to surprise me I guess! WOW!! Boy! Am I Surprised! Try using darker font next time fuck face instead of the same color as the background, you at least got the information at the top in the correct font color! Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! What will it take to keep these spammer prick bastards away!? O..I know a nice good wholesome EMAIL BOMBING!! Yeah! That will do it and a few thousand of their own spam emails sent to every email addy on their site’s and if their email addys are good, it just refreshes and sends the same amount back again. Sounds good to me! Anyways..I’m done with this shit.. later!

THIS FUCKING BLOWS! THANKS TO THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, DOMAIN ROBBING.. CUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!

I finally recieved an email today in-regards to my original domain name (vindictivebastard.com) that was apparently swiped out from under my original domain registrar company.

The vindictivebastard.com domain which I had used for a year and worked so hard to get promoted so I could get alot of hits with, is now going to cost me fucking $380.00 US Dollars to get back!! When I originally only paid $15.00 for the year and had it registered as MINE!! WHAT THE FUCK!!??

Here below is the email I received today:

Hello,

The domain vindictivebastard.com is using our Domain Name Contact Services at Alternative Identity. We have contacted the owners and apprised them of your interest. They have agreed to sell you the domain name vindictivebastard.com for US$350. There will be an escrow service fee of US$30 that must be applied to the final price of the domain name. Total price of the domain name will be US$380. If this is an acceptable price, please send wire, money order or certified or cashiers check (international checks please add an additional US$50 processing fee), which must be made payable to Alternative Identity, to:

NOLDC
P.O. Box 74140
Metairie, LA 70033-4140

(Note: The domain is currently with austriandomains.com and you will need to request a transfer from the registrar of your choice. We will confirm this transfer request upon receipt and clearance of payment. Please be aware that a domain must be registered for 60 days before it can be transferred.)

Thank-you for your interest.

I don’t get paid enough, I’m not paid period!!

Which is fucking bullshit! Because I spend 4 fucking god damn hours telling him how to get into his Hotmail account to check the fucking email!! WTF!!?? JESUS MC FUCKING HOTMAIL!!

I even try and make it simple for them…by putting HOTMAIL or www.hotmail.com as their fucking homepage….so it comes right up, all they need to do, is…add their fucking god damn email addy in there and password!! And they still have fucking hassles with it.

WTF!!!!!?????? He is so into being a perfectioniate…that he wants to know in detail what a fucking “LINK” wants to do and or how someone adds a page of images and colorful text to an email!!

<I’m thinking> Here we go god damn it!….A Full Day and a half of explaining yet….he still won’t know, besides that…he won’t remember what I said…but he’s a perfectionist! What the fuck!

All the god damn options are there, clearly printed out in or on buttons…..telling him what’s what…. even the kids know what shit means….and I’m wasting 3/4 of the night away on this shit.

They or the “old timers” need counslers and shit on a daily basis…coming to their house telling them how to use a PC. I swear man! This is fucking sad!….. Their own damn computers are already telling them where to go before they know what to do with it!…..More to come soon…laterz…

I gotta go through like how many god damn BLOG POSTS and delete all the bullshit, by spammer bot bastards!

Jesus fucking christ! I thought it was just bad to deal with spam mail, deleting the extra shit in the INBOX…..now I can’t even make posts in my damn BLOG without worrying about spammer twats there to!

JESUS!!! I can’t do anything anymore without being bombarded with bullshit! Everyone my as well just stop having online BLOGS, EMAIL, and everything else, because if ya don’t…..you’ll get nailed with bullshit!

If only I owned the net and everything on it! If I noticed them fuckers fucking with my shit, right off the fucking bat, would be done! They and the business would be DONE, everything bullshit and corruption of other ppl’s PCS would be over with.

I’m fucking sick of it! I’m fucking tired of it! All those bastards would be DEAD or something! It’s time to end it all!! FUCK THEM, FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOURSELF TO HELL FUCKERS!! People like them fuck it up for everyone else that don’t much about computers……. it’s just sad… really it is….laterz