Rants

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PISS ME OFF ROYALLY!

Well! That’s the main reason I lost my wonderful, good paying job! THANKS NARK! THANKS A BUNCH FUCKER!! CAN YOU TAKE OVER ALL MY DAMN BILLS AND SHIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE BEING A SNITCHING NARK FUCKER FROM HELL!!??

O please!!?? Will you!!?? I mean, it’s not that much fuck twat! IT’S ONLY about $20,000 or more worth of debt and bill shit! To you that’s prolly nothing, but to me….I’d rather be dead then pay it off!

Anyways…someone at work, some “UN-COOL” bastard had to nark me out for having a bottle of liquer in my car! BIG FUCKING WHOOP! You’re a fucking drinker to prick! I also had mixed some in my bottle of Pepsi! So fucking what!? I mean shit…it’s not like no one else did it there, and what fucking harm did it do to anyone?

I wasn’t working around dangerous machinery and shit! I know! I know! Can’t have the shit at work and the property! Well! Fuck em! I don’t care about that shitty ass dump anymore anyways! It’s the fucking NARKING SHIT that pisses me off more then anything! Fucking Narking Prick Motherfuckers!

Well, what goes around comes around again eventually! The narks can lick my hairy ass and ball sacks! Then they can go and nark about how great they tasted and how much they enjoyed sucking the cum off their face’s! I’m done with this shit…..laterz..

P.S. If you are going to drink at work, remember! Watch out for the Narks! They do bite and bite hard!

WHEN IN A STORE OR SOME STUPID GAS STATION AND NOT HAVE TO WAIT FUCKING 15 MINUTES OR LONGER FOR SOME STUPID OLD FAT ASS BITCH TO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS OR SOMETHING!!?

Just for once I’d love to be able to go into the store or gas station, pay for my shit quick and leave. Wouldn’t you? Fuck yeah! You’re stupid if you don’t wanna just get the fuck out of the store and leave…especially in the winter time.

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO HAVE A “SPECIAL” LINE FOR THE STUPID SUCKERS BUYING LOTTERY TICKETS AND SHIT?! FUCKING PISSES ME OFF! ANOTHER THING IS, THEY TAKE THE 10 ITEMS OR LESS THROUGH THE OTHER LINES, WHICH IS FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT HAVE MORE THEN 10 ITEMS ….WTF IS UP WITH THAT SHIT!?

It might sound stupid to bitch about that last part, but for some odd reason…there is more hassles with them fewer items then those with more.It’s just called: BAD FUCKING LUCK! Or you have some dumbass going through the 10 items or less line with a fucking full cart…fucking stupid ass people in there.

Another thing about all this store shit, is the people wheel their damn carts around like the fucking wheels fell off and shit and can’t move it but a few inches at a time. WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!? JUST PUSH THE BITCH! IT AIN’T HARD! I’LL HELP YOUR SLOW ASS…I’LL RUN BEHIND YOUR CART AND PUSH THE SHIT RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING DOOR AND LET IT SLAM INTO YOUR CARS! I DON’T GIVE A DAMN YOU FUCKING SLOW ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!

Jesus! For once I’d love to go to the stores and shit and not have it turn into a 4 hour ordeal when I was only planning on buying maybe a soda or two…fuck!! You might want to live there, but I got a shitty life and I don’t want it anymore shitty then it already is by spend my whole afternoon and evening in a check-out line. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT BITCHES! That’s all….damn …

Twisted

JESUS MC FUCKING CHRIST! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO COME UP WITH A GOD DAMN “SIMPLE” LAYOUT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS AND IT’S BECOMING MORE OF A “SIMPLE” PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS, THEN ANYTHING ELSE!

In between trying to come up with simple images and shit, I find myself reading those dumbass spam emails in hopes of finding some self confidence and encouragement. Anyways, while reading them fucking emails…I think to myself…come on you Twisted Prick Bastard…you can make something and do something better then these spammer bastard prick motherfuckers, right!!? Yes god damn it! I can….now get back into Photoshop again……..WELL! Get going god damn it….(mummbles…I’m going, I’m going..)

Hopefully very soon I’ll have a stupid “SIMPLE” layout ready for upload. But, for now it’s bed time and Wack It & Smack It time to…gotta release all this shitty tension….laterz..

I’M GETTING TOTALLY FUCKING SICK OF IT NOW! I WISH I COULD HUNT THEM FUCKERS DOWN AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSHOLE’S AND THEN BURN THEIR COMPUTERS AND PROGRAMS/SOFTWARES TO THE FUCKING GROUND WITH GAS AND KEROSENE!

Well! Today we have a very interesting bullshit email from a lady whore by the name of: THE FUCKING CRACK-WHORE! I mean: Georgina Cano! Here’s the shit I love getting every god damn day!

Subject: Today

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I dunno about you, but I sure as hell didn’t ask for this shit, and I sure as hell can’t read it either! I WISH THESE FUCKING PRICKS WOULD STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT! FUCK OFF, TAKE YOUR EMAILS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSHOLE’S! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION BITCH!

CAN TAKE THEIR 18 WHEELER’S AND SHOVE THEM UP THEIR ASS!

I am fucking sick and tired of the god damn truck drivers around my area! Fucking… cock-sucking, motherfuckers! I hate them all!! I wish I can run them fuckers over with their own rigs and shit!

It never fails! While cruising at a good 50 to 60 mph down the road, the truck drivers will sit at the stop signs like they suppose to….as they see ya getting closer to the intersection, they pull out and then drive slow as fuck across your path. While you are slamming on the brakes and shit, trying to slow down so you don’t slam into the side of their trailers, they just be creeping along like nothing is wrong!

It’s like: WHAT THE FUCK PRICK!?

Why don’t you just backup yet to!? I mean shit, we are already at a dead stop waiting on your ass to go by, why not just backup then pull forward again real slow? It’s not like we have anything important to do at that time! What really needs to be done is, they should install red-lights there or something….because the damn stop signs are not working great. Sometimes they’ll stop, but most of the time they pull a California stop, and it pisses me off!

The one time, it was snowing and shit….and the trucker didn’t even stop, he just went through the fucking stop sign and my pap, wife and I were in pap’s truck driving along there and had to stop quick but couldn’t and then went sliding left and right trying to avoid slamming into the backside of his trailer….the wife was all in tears and I was like O FUCK! O FUCK! And held onto the dashboard….because we came REAL CLOSE to hitting it. Fucking truck drivers need to be watched more by the cops in that area and be handed a hefty fine or something… it’s just fucking bullshit! This shit shouldn’t even be happening….I hate them pricks, they need to be taught a lesson and I wouldn’t mind being the Teacher! I’m done with this shit… laterz

Twisted

I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN MONTHS!…. NOW FUCK OFF!! HAVE A NICE DAY BITCH!

It never fails to amaze me how people can be to other peoples! And yet, it’s not suppose to happen to them in return. That’s fucked up! People always wonder, why do I have a site where I like to tell it like it is and speak my mind on how I’m feeling….mmmm… I wonder pricks!

I haven’t seen, let alone hardly talk to this one person in probably months… so, I decided to send that person a text message. Ya know, it’s much better then calling them up, not knowing what they are in the middle of doing…. any fucking ways… they happened to be with a “bitch” friend of their’s eating out. We sent a few messages back and forth, seemed to be alright.

Then, all the damn sudden, the cell was ringing…here it was her “bitch” friend calling to tell me that they were in the middle of talking and not to send text messages!

WHAT THE HELL!?? WHAT THE FUCK BITCH!!?? YOU SEE HER AND TALK TO HER ALMOST EVERY GOD DAMN DAY! WHERE I HAVEN’T SEEN HER IN MONTHS, LET ALONE TALK TO HER! FUCK OFF BITCH!

It’s fucking sad people….yeah they might be talking, whooped de fucking do da….most likely about the same fucking boring ass shit as usual! Or the same convo about retarded guys “playing” them or them “playing” the guys, but don’t want that happening to them! Mmm…what goes around, comes around! If you want to play the chef and make some shit, expect the same serving of shit back!

Anyways…it’s just wonderful to be told to stop sending text messages when that person see’s them most likely on a daily basis, where you don’t see them in fucking months. That’s kinda like this:

FRIEND 1: HEY THERE! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A YEAR OR SO! WHAT’S NEW? WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOUR LIFE!?

(IGNORNANT BITCH FRIEND SEEN ON DAILY BASIS COMES IN): HEY! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW OUR LIVES SUCK WITH RELATIONSHIPS, BECAUSE WE TOO DUMB TO KNOW THAT MESSING WITH PLAYERS AND SHIT CAN END UP HURTING US, SO WE LIKE TO CONTINUE GETTING WITH THEM, SO WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY! OR, THAT WE LIKE TO “PLAY” THE GUYS, BUT GET MAD WHEN THEY DO IT TO US IN RETURN! AIN’T WE JUST SO FUCKING SMART!? CAN YOU BUZZ OFF NOW! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE ENDLESS BULLSHIT THAT WE ALWAYS BE TALKING ABOUT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT!

FRIEND 2 (THE ONE THAT HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN A YEAR OR SO): WELL THANKS “BITCH FRIEND”! BEING THAT YOU SEE THEM ON A DAILY BORING ASS FUCKING BASIS, I’D SUGGEST SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND JUST GO AND DIE SOME WHERE! YOU FAT FUCKING WHOREBAG SLUT! COMMIT SUICIDE AND IN YOUR WILL, ASK TO HAVE THEM CLONE YOU, BUT ONLY KEEP IT IF IT DOESN’T TURN OUT TO BE LIKE YOU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION BITCH!

Fucking hell! This shit pisses me off! I’m out…

What you are good at, just don’t mean shit…well at my job any how. As each shitty ass day goes by at my job, I try and figure out…what’s the fucking point of having that spot on the job applications for: What tools are you experienced with? or What have you done in the past?

Supposedly, this section is for the employers to find out what your more experienced with, tool wise and what you have done in the past with other employers…so they can best place you in the place you are applying for.

At the place I’m working at now, I guess this all means shit to them! It’s fucked up! So far, I have been all over the god damn place and usually I get stuck at the SHITTEST PLACES! You know, the places I’m sure as hell not great at. I’m like… PUT ME SOME WHERE THAT REQUIRES POP GUNS, IMPACTS, DRILLS, RIVETS and SUCH! JESUS!

And being that I’m in the “labor-pool”…which means…I’m the “plant whore”! I could be placed any where they choose, even though I hate it to death! It doesn’t matter, I have to go there, it FUCKING SUCKS COCK! It’s like someone waiting for the Jury to give the Verdict.

The bosses need to get their head out of their asses and place people accordingly! Places the people are good at, work wise and tool wise! That’s like saying, Well! I’m good at making wood items and such….then they place you in the fucking metal shop or some shit! WHAT THE HELL!!??

Are you stupid!? What are you smoking!? What ever it is, I want some god damn it! That’s some good shit!! I dunno, I’m thinking about job searching again, fuck it! All these people are quiting left and right because it’s run by a bunch of dumbasses… it’s just fucked up! I’m done with this shit, just like the job lol! I’m out…lata..

Twisted

I THINK THE PENTALITIES FOR SHARING MUSIC OR WHATEVER ONLINE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

I don’t see what the big fuss is really. I mean, I can relate to the musicians and shit to a degree, about losing money for the work they do or did…but, shit! YOU FUCKERS STILL HAVE IT MADE!

WHERE MOST OF US HARD LABOR WORKING BASTARDS, STILL CAN’T REALLY AFFORD TO BUY A DAMN CD BECAUSE WE HAVE TONS OF BILLS TO PAY OFF WITH SHIT WORTH OF MONEY!

The other thing is to, what if we have songs uploaded from the CDS WE PAID FOR!!?? And were sharing them songs with other peoples? I know I paid for it, the person that is getting the song off of me didn’t pay for it, but… shit! We lend CDS to friends all the damn time right and vica versa! Same with VCR TAPES or DVDS!

It all comes down to this: I THINK THEY NEED TO KEEP THEIR DAMN MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THE FILE SHARING SHIT! JUST BE GLAD WE LIKE YOUR MUSIC TO START WITH, YOU MONEY LOADED PRICKS!

Not everyone can just start up a band and make millions like you bastards! Most of us can’t do shit to make the money your making! Stop whining and just wait for the royalties or whatever to come rolling in! There is still millions of suckers out there buying CDS for ONE GOOD SONG!

Anyways, I still think it’s a bunch of shit! I think they can take their ROYALTIES AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSHOLES! Maybe send some my way so I can waste $14.00 to $20.00 on one of your shitty CDS for that ONE GOOD SONG! It’s fucking sad! The whole thing about this crack down on file sharing is bullshit! Anyways…I’m done… I gotta go download some songs off of my Limewire Proggy! Hahaha Laterz….

Twisted

IT’S SAD, BUT TRUE!! THE GATEWAY TECH SUPPORT REALLY WENT DOWN THE SHITTER SINCE I GOT THE COMPUTER IN 1998 OR 1999. IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Now it must have started sucking more dick then ever about a few months ago or something, because now they have more god damn excuses NOT TO HELP YOU when you need it the most! When I first got my P.C. in 1998, or 1999….they helped you with everything. Now, they won’t provide support for anything EXCEPT the GATEWAY PC problems, software problems and shit like that…even though at the time I bought my PC OF SHIT. I had gotten an ESPON PRINTER, VISONEER SCANNER and such….and they gave support or helped you get it going atleast.

NOW, YOU CAN’T GET SHIT! THEY TELL YOU TO CALL THE FUCKING VENDORS OF THOSE SPECIFIC PRODUCTS AND SHIT…IN WHICH YOU GOTTA PAY SO MUCH A FUCKING MINUTE OR HOUR! THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT, IT’S THE SHITTEST FUCKING DEAL EVER! TAKE YOUR “NEW” TECH SUPPORT METHODS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR “COW” MASCOT’S ASS!! YOU GATEWAY PIECES OF SHIT!!

IT’S LIKE, HEY!! WHEN YOU ORDER A GATEWAY COMPUTER!! WE’LL SUPPLY YOU WITH A NEW EPSON PRINTER AND VISONEER SCANNER FOR ONLY THIS MUCH!! AND HAVE YOU CALL A “PAY BY MINUTE OR HOUR” SUPPORT LINE ON TOP OF ALL THIS BIG BILL SHIT YOUR GETTING FOR THE STUFF!! ISN’T THIS A GREAT DEAL!!?? WE THINK SO!!

Just like this shit I had to deal with when I was trying to remove fucking spyware on my own. Fucking bullshit…I must have accidently deleted some registery keys or whatever files…and the puter was all screwy. So! I called GATEWAY..the GATEWAY TO COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT HELL!! I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID TOO MUCH…BECAUSE AS SOON AS I MENTIONED THE TWO WORDS OF:

1) WINDOWS XP UPGRADE

2) SPYWARE…

I WAS PRETTY MUCH FUCKED! HE WAS LIKE: “WELL…THE PROBLEM IS TWO FOLD SIR…AND I WON’T BE ABLE TO HELP YOU BECAUSE…. #1) YOUR PC OF SHIT WASN’T PURCHASED WITH XP UPGRADE ON IT…SO I CAN’T HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM….AND #2) I CAN’T HELP YOU GET YOUR PC IN WORKING CONDITION BECAUSE OF SPYWARE PROBLEMS.

SPYWARE SOFTWARE OR WHATEVER IS THIRD PARTY…AND WE CAN’T OFFER SHITTY SUPPORT FOR THAT… AND BEING THAT YOUR PROBLEM WAS SELF MADE BECAUSE OF SPYWARE, WE CAN’T HELP YOU. WHAT I CAN DO SIR IS, PATCH YOU THROUGH TO THE AUTO-MATED SUPPORT LINE AND FOLLOW THE STEPS IT SAYS TO UN-INSTALL YOUR O.S. AND RE-INSTALL IT AGAIN. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT SIR?”

 ME: “YES! WHAT ELSE IS THERE ANYMORE? NOTHING! BECAUSE YOUR SUPPORT IS SHIT, GATEWAY IS SHIT! WAIT A MINUTE! ….WAS A TOLIET FLUSHING!? …….”

It’s just a bunch of bullshit! IT’S OK THOUGH! I GOT IT MY DAMNSELF YOU FUCKING GATEWAY MOTHERFUCKERS!! YOU HEAR ME YOU COW-COCK SUCKING, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I GOT IT MYSELF!! GO FUCK YOUR COW MASCOT IN THE ASS AND HAVE HIM BUTTFUCK YOU AND THEN SUCK HIS DICK!!

NEXT TIME! I’M GETTING A DELL!! GATEWAY YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!

……IT REALLY DOES!! ITS JUST A BUNCH OF MICROSHIT!! I’M FUCKING SICK OF EVERYTHING MICROSHIT RELATED!! I WISH I HAD THE MONEY RIGHT NOW, TO GO OUT AND GET ANOTHER COMPUTER WITH A MAC OS ON IT LOL!!

I just had a hell of a time unistalling XP to go back to fucking stupid ass 98SE in hopes of getting rid of them stupid fucking spyware bastard’s bullshit!! And low and behold….something was fucked up with the PC….then I spent how many god damn hours trying to get the 98SE all fixed up and running ATLEAST HALF DESCENT!!

And it was still a piece of shit…but..some how managed to get it working ok then. Then I reinstalled fucking XP again…and it was ok to. THANK GOD! With all that shit out of the way now, I have to go and get all the damn links and shit I had saved in my FAVS FOLDER and re-ADD them again! GOD DAMN, IT PISSES ME OFF! FUCKING HELL! I had a shitload to..fuck!

THE SHIT YA GOTTA DO AND GO THROUGH TO GET THE GODDAMN SPYWARE SHIT OFF YOUR COMPUTER! FUCKING HELL! IT’S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT!! DIE AND BURN YOU FUCKING PROBLEM STARTING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST DIE!!!! BURN AND SMOLDER IN THE DEPTHS OF MICROSHIT HELL AND OR THE SPYWARE CESSPOOL!!! DAMN!!!!

Ok, I feel much better now lol!! I’m out…the bed is calling my name…tata…

Twisted