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I just find it funny that Spencer always gets setup for trouble, yet the parents of their own fucking kids aren’t there to begin with to control them. I’m such a bad person, “Oh boo hoo, Spencer is talking to my daughter.. Booo hoo”. Little do you know that your little miss perfect princess isn’t all she’s cracked up to be…

Drinking your liquor stash while you ain’t home, fucking whoever, when ever, throwing parties with their friends and shit. Lying every chance they get. Lying sluts, and cheats, fucking nasty little bitches they are. Head-game players worse than I ever was. Yeah, you got me not to worry about you fucking dumb fuck parents. Control your own cattle herd of rampage slut bitches.

You’re all fucking head game playing sluts, cheats, liars, you’re idiots to think you’ll ever be someone “special” to anyone. You’re all head game playing lying cunts. Fuck you all.

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The Kitty Cat…

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For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty…

Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine…

While I was still in middle school, me and my hick friend were hanging out at his barn and found a stray kitty cat. Like a couple of rebel teenagers, we were drinking booze and liquor…

I then made the remark to him, “Wait, how long has it been since you had pussy?” He said, “Oh, a few year!” I said, “Well, there’s one for ya! You didn’t even have to search for one, it came to YOU!” Anyway, like a couple of rebel teenagers drinking booze and crap, decided to fuck with the pussy cat a bit…

First, we put milk in it’s bowl, then I attempted to try and get the cat to drink kerosene, being that it’s clear and doesn’t really have an oder to it… But the fucking cat wouldn’t drink it!! Damn it! So, I then grabbed the lighter and lit the kerosene on fire in front of it’s face… cat didn’t like THAT too much.. LOL!

Then, we tried ramming an M80 up it’s ass, lighting it and run. Damn cat squealed and screamed like a motherfucker… Of course it would, it was getting an M80 rammed up it’s ass. LOL! Damn cat wouldn’t stay still for us, so … hick buddy decided to lock it in this little cage, then run over it with the riding lawnmower… boy, did the cat hate that one too…

I then said, “Welp, I guess we’re not getting any pussy tonight!”

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Since I’m a loser and a retard because I contradict myself all the time…

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You know, being that all my previous rant posts were dated originally around the early 2000’s, and were written up while I was drunk off my ass and pissed off… You’d think people with a brain would figure out it’s pretty normal and bound to happen…

Especially after so much time has passed, and the fact that the more recent posts were done while I was sober… Really, it’s only expected to have alot of contradictions going on within my posts… For all the dumb fucks out there, that think they’re smart but are dumb as farts… I’ll break it down for you…

1.) Most of my past rants (from; 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005) were done while drunk off my ass, and pissed off. Most of the past rants were pertaining to issues at hand, at that specific time as well…

2.) From Feb 2006, to present time.. I hadn’t had a drop of beer or liquor. Naturally, if you compare someone with a drunken state of mind, to a sober state of mind…their views, opinions, and so forth or totally different…

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Anyway, I’ll keep everyone posted about the posts later. I’m tired as hell… later…

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