probation

Whoo Hoo!

General

Probation is over! Probation is over! Over over over, probation is finally over! La De Do Da! Sing it people!


That’s right, the whole amount that was due to the Court was paid off early this morning, so probation is FINALLY over for good! Whoo Hoo!

It was funny though too, after having it paid off, I went over to see the probation officer for our scheduled appointment… I was like… what’s this “Petition to Revoke Probation” letter about?

She was like, “Oh, that’s to try and get/give you extra time to pay off your fines and stuff.” I then whipped out the good old receipt showing that ALL the fees were paid off. She was like, “OH! How did you do that!?!?”

I thought for a minute “Oh, I robbed a bank. Yeah, I committed a crime to pay off this one”… I said, “Pap helped me out. We figured it was better to pay off Pap gradually, then rush around trying to pay it off with the Court and have the hearing and such.” She said, “Yeah, that’s true.”

She also said before I left, “You don’t have to worry about that March 6th hearing either, I’m sending over a notice to the Court to have that hearing canceled. And you’ll also get a final confirmation letter signed by the Judge within two days, saying that you’re officially done with Probation now and such.”

I said, “Okay! Thanks!” That’s all she wrote folks… I’m free as a bird! Whoo Hoo!

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Conversations with myself, because the wall is on vacation…

Feelings It Is Said

Yeah, usually I have nice conversations with the wall here in my room, but the fucking bastard decided it was vacation time and just up and left me here…

Ah well, I have awesome conversations with myself anyway!! It also minimizes the chance for a nasty argument too. Anyway, here is one of the latest conversations with myself…

Me: Self, what’s the fucking point of talking to people anyway? I mean, what the hell… it’s not like they’re going to care what you say, they aren’t going to talk to you anyway when they tell you to call or hit them up on messengers… They never answering nor returning calls and messages anyway…

Self: I know what you’re saying, I know how you feel too. My suggestion is, fuck em all!! FUCK EM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!! FUCK EM TO THE CURBS AND FUCK THEIR ROTTING DECAYING BODIES…

Me: Woah there killer! For one thing, I’m NOT into fucking rotting decaying bodies. But, if I WAS, it wouldn’t be with anyone but myself!

Yeah, you heard right… I’d fuck myself right in my decaying tight asshole. Why not right? I mean fuck, I’m always being bent over and getting railed in the ass anyway… fuck it!!

Fuck people, fuck phones, fuck messengers, fuck life, fuck feelings, fuck respect, fuck jobs, fuck the Law, fuck probation, fuck fines, fuck myself, fuck everything else… and last but not least; fuck you too! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I WISH I COULD GET DRUUUUUNK!!! FUCKING SUCKS MONKEY BALLS AND LICKS HORSE ASS!!!!!!!! FUCKING PROBATION!!!!!!!! FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!! FUCK IT TO HELL!!

Self: I couldn’t have said it better myself!

Me: Wait, you are myself!

Self: Oh that’s right, I keep forgetting.

Me: Yeah dumb-fuck, now go fuck yourself too…

Self: Okay!

Jesus!, I love the conversations I have with myself…Now kindly go fuck yourselves…

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