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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Twisted / 2 December, 2007 / Leave a Comment

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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Theme uploaded…

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Twisted / 16 May, 2007 / Leave a Comment

Uploaded new theme now… However!! A LOT OF SHIT NEEDS DONE YET! Be patient pricks! She’ll be all ready then soon…

What’s up now is all I’m doing for the night. I’m tired as fuck and need sleep!! I’ll get back on the theme updates tomorrow sometime. Hope you all like it, I do!! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Later!

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Update on the theme changing…

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Twisted / 14 May, 2007 / Leave a Comment

This theme WILL be coming down soon!! Most likely tomorrow sometime, and before I go to work at 6:30pm EST USA!!

It’s a custom design which I had bought, and then had paid a coder to put into a WP theme. Why? Because I’m too damn busy with 2 other WP themes I’m working on, and planning to sell! That’s why!

If I find someone’s ripped it, I’ll track your fucking ass down, beat it, ring your fucking neck, and stick a chainsaw up your ass!!!

I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FUCKING THEME RIPPING STEALING SONS OF BITCHES!!

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A MOUTH ONLY A COCK WOULD LOVE…

Bitches

Twisted / 10 February, 2007 / Leave a Comment

“You” wouldn’t have to worry about drag marks, or deep gouges. Open up wider Krystole, I mean toothless.. in cums a cock!

While browsing online, it’s amazing the shit you can find on people.. If I was this chick waking up every fucking morning, and had to look at this face in the damn mirror, that’s if it didn’t break first though! I’d probably want to commit suicide..

No, scratch that! I’d probably want to do one of the following things first though! (Krystole’s thoughts of course!)

1.) Rather then spend waste all damn day and night fixing my pictures with Photoshop, I could just shave down a few Chicklets and super glue them where needed..

2.) If the Chicklets method didn’t work, then I would probably go through the public welfare system! Hey! Even though I don’t deserve to be on it to begin with, I wouldn’t care!

I would just use my Medical Assistance card at the nearest dentist for a major overhaul on the teeth! The total cost might come to around $2,000.00 dollars or so, but, I wouldn’t have to pay it! All you hard working folks would have too!

3.) If the above two things failed, which it probably would because I’m a dumbass like that like, I could always just ask one of the chicks in which I steal site layouts, pictures, and other shit from, to punch me in the fucking mouth a few times until the rest of the teeth fell out!

Hey! No teeth would better than what I have now right!?!

P.S. After taking a look at that picture again, I don’t even think a horse that bathed in cow shit three times would want a blow job from her..

I can just picture it now, while she’s down there trying to give the horse a knob job.. it back kicks her in the face knocking out the rest of those brown teeth.. and then runs off to the farmer holding a shotgun..

(Please note: I did NOT get this image myself, from any of this person’s site(s), I got it through other sources! If you don’t like it, my balls need washed, start licking bitches!)

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