Tag Archives: night
- 31 August, 2008
- Just one of them days…– also tagged baby, church, girlfriend, orgasmic, phone sex, porn, Saturday, session, Sunday, work
Ya have to LOVE Sunday… It’s the only day of the week that you can actually catch up on sleep, or, sometimes in my case… PORN. Nah, I’m kidding, that’s Saturday night into Sunday EARLY morning. Ya know, when the Church goers are getting ready for Church, I’m ending my 8 to 12 hour porn […]
- 16 January, 2008
- Goodnight night life…– also tagged bed, bling, earlier, goodnight, hours, jenn, life, Princess, shit, work
Ah well. I need more hours at shit work anyway. Yeah, I got my hours changed at work. I’m no longer working 6:30pm to 9 – 10pm, I’m going to be working 10am to 4pm. That means, getting to bed earlier at night and waking up earlier in the morning. Damn, the thought of that…because […]
- 10 February, 2007
- A MOUTH ONLY A COCK WOULD LOVE…– also tagged chicklets, cock, commit suicide, cums, day, farmer, krystole, layouts, love, mouth, overhaul, photoshop, pictures, public welfare system, shotgun, spend, steal, teeth, themes, toothless, waste
“You” wouldn’t have to worry about drag marks, or deep gouges. Open up wider Krystole, I mean toothless.. in cums a cock! While browsing online, it’s amazing the shit you can find on people.. If I was this chick waking up every fucking morning, and had to look at this face in the damn mirror, […]
- 30 April, 2004
- You Know You’re Cheap When…..– also tagged Africa, bill, blue boxes, call waiting, cardboard box, cash, cheap, Christmas, church, coupons, currency, dishroom, dollar general store, expensive, fuckers, grandchild, happy meals, holiday, homeless, house, jokes, kids, knickel, life savings, M&Ms, McDonalds, Monolopy, morning, movie theater, National Coupon Day, newspaper, nursing home, offering bowl, outfits, Payless Shoe Store, property, residents, shit, snacks, Sunday, toilet tissue, twisted, two cents
Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers! You Know You’re Cheap When… 1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark […]