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Obama is shit…

Twisted / 8 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

He claimed to help our Country, yet is worse than most past Presidents. He’s a shit talker, trying to talk about helping us, yet is failure. He’s sinking our Country farther into the ground then any other President. He slapped wrapping paper around us, and slapped a “Don’t open till Christmas” sticker on it.

He’s fail. Nothing about him is good. He’s making America into a dictatorship Country, he’s making us into bullshit. He’s paving the way for the “New World Order”… Wake up Americans! He’s shit, and I’d rather have a secretary sucking cock Monica, back in with President Clinton. Anything but Obama. Obama is our false prophet, the lying fuck, pretending to bring us “hopes”, when really it’s all talk and bullshit.

We’re already in debt beyond belief, fuck others. And fuck you too Obama. You’re fail, and anything you come up with is fail. You’re the reason why us Americans have doubts in our government. You’re just fail. Done.

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Telemarketers and various tech support fuck-twats…

General It Is Said Rants

Twisted / 6 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

One of the worst things about calling up for tech support regarding an issue about any product you might have purchased, for example; Verizon DSL High Speed, or what-not. Is that most of the tech support representatives are fucking foreign fucks from India, or some other damn over-seas Country…And you never know what the fuck they’re saying, until after 20 minutes asking … “Wait, what? What did you say? Can you repeat that?”

The same goes for damn telemarketers from “Bum Fuck Egypt” some where, while getting nailed by a donkey. I’m not racist at all though, but if you’re living in the shitty U.S.A, and doing these jobs, please fucking speak our native language… English!

Why should we learn your language? If you’re here, or standing behind an American company, geared towards English speaking folks, then it would be easier for you to speak our language, and speak so we can understand your damn ass. I’m quite sure our phone calls wouldn’t be more than 30 to 60 minutes long, had you spoke English clearly and not some gibberish bullshit.

Me: What? What the fuck you saying bitch?

Foreign Fuck Tech Support Person: Ing Chang Cho… Baljskdjflkdjflksdjflkd

Me: *Click, click.. Dial tone…* Fucking damn foreign fucks… *Redials again, in hopes of getting an English speaking person… *

Me: Thank God! You’re speaking English!! (Rest of conversation runs smoothly from here out, and gets handled in less time.)

If you can’t speak English, don’t be here in the shitty U.S.A or don’t stand behind an American company… it’s simple. I’m done with this bullshit…

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It has come to my attention tonight, that..

General

Twisted / 30 August, 2006 / Leave a Comment

Some cultures just don’t allow unwed couples to live together.. Well, suck my dick black, and my balls blue, because I didn’t really know that, until tonight..

I mean, don’t get me wrong though…unless you’re married, it’s “technically” wrong to live together unwed. Well, it seems to be that “way” though..for most cultures.. I dunno, fuck it.

Anyway, speaking for the U.S.A.. the “way” of doing things proper..basically just went down the toilet.. Over here in “who give’s a flying fuck land”.. people will do whatever they want, when ever they want.. and don’t think twice about doing it either..

Here below is an example of what I’m talking about..

1) Here in the wonderful “Land Of Who Give’s A Shit”.. people just meet, have sex, have kids, and stuff.. like it’s a fad…

Like this: Hi There! My name is Billy Bo Bob On The Knob… what’s your’s? [She replies:] Jen.. [Billy says:] Oh Hi Jen!… now that we know each other…. lets fuck, and live together…!? [Jen replies:] OK!!…SURE!!

I dunno about the U.S.A anymore.. but, I know for a fact that God didn’t make toilet tissue big enough to wipe the shit off America’s ass though..

However, rather then wasting his energy wiping the U.S.A’s ass, I think he’ll just flush “US” down the fucking toilet with the rest of the shit though..case closed.

I’m done with this…I got better things to do tomorrow.. like, finding someone to fuck, and move in with..hahaha..nah, just kidding!! Later peoples..

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