Author name: Twisted

Groundhog Day! I celebrated a bit late…but, fuck it!

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POOR.. POOR… BABY GROUNDHOG! HE WAS ALL BURNT OUT AFTER THAT STRUGGLE WITH THE DOG!

GAS + MATCHES + GROUNDHOG = BURNT OUT GROUNDHOG!

Now don’t get all bent over it and shit. Why you might ask! Well…here’s a small list of reasons why not, to get all bent over it.

1) THE DOG PRETTY MUCH ALREADY DISABLED THE LITTLE BASTARD, WHERE HE COULDN’T EVEN WALK ANYMORE! SO FUCK IT!

2) IT WAS 5:00 AM OR WHATEVER AND I COULDN’T USE A GUN, BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE AND WAKE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND US, LET ALONE GRAM AND PAP! AND BESIDES ALL THAT SHIT, I THINK THE GUNS ARE LOCKED THE FUCK UP AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE DAMN KEY IS! FUCKING BULLSHIT! (WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER THING THAT PISSES ME OFF TO! I THINK MY PAP PUT THAT GALLON OF VODKA IN THERE, AND HE DON’T WANT ME HAVING IT! FUCK IT…I GOT A CAR NOW AND MONEY TO GET MORE!) HAHAHA! DAMN! ANYWAYS….ON WITH THE BULLSHIT!…

3) THE GROUNDHOG NEEDED TO KEEP WARM ON HIS LAST DAYS HERE, ON THE PLANET SHITHOLE! I THINK HE ENJOYED IT ACTUALLY…IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SMILING!

4) THE LIGHTER FLUID IN MY LIGHTER WENT OUT AND I NEEDED A LIGHT FOR MY CIGARETTE! IT WASN’T THE BEST LIGHT, BECAUSE IT SMELLED LIKE BURNT HAIR AND SKIN, BUT.. O WELL! IT LIT MY CIGARETTE, THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS!

5) THE FLAMES ON HIS BACK HELPED KEEP THE DOG AWAY FROM HIM WHILE HE WAS PASSING AWAY! WOULD YOU WANT A DAMN DOG BITING AT YOU WHILE YOU WERE PASSING AWAY!? FUCK NO!

6) THE DAMN BATTERIES IN THE FLASH LIGHT WAS GOING DEAD, AND IT WAS GETTING HARD TO SEE THE LITTLE FUCKER! SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO SEE HIM IN THE DARK RIGHT? DUMP GAS ON HIS ASS AND LIGHT IT LOL!! EVERY WHERE HE WENT, I COULD SEE HIM AND OR KNOW WHERE HE WAS HEADING. EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG TILL THE HEAT AND STINGING SENSATION KICKED IT LMAO!!

Well, there you have it!The list of reasons why not to get all bent over nothing! Welp! I’m going to sleep good tonight lmao! And I know that baby groundhog will to! Especially when he knows that dog isn’t going to be on his ass anymore hahaha…. shit…I’m outie…lata

Twisted

Gateway Tech Support….SUCKS COCK!!

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IT’S SAD, BUT TRUE!! THE GATEWAY TECH SUPPORT REALLY WENT DOWN THE SHITTER SINCE I GOT THE COMPUTER IN 1998 OR 1999. IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Now it must have started sucking more dick then ever about a few months ago or something, because now they have more god damn excuses NOT TO HELP YOU when you need it the most! When I first got my P.C. in 1998, or 1999….they helped you with everything. Now, they won’t provide support for anything EXCEPT the GATEWAY PC problems, software problems and shit like that…even though at the time I bought my PC OF SHIT. I had gotten an ESPON PRINTER, VISONEER SCANNER and such….and they gave support or helped you get it going atleast.

NOW, YOU CAN’T GET SHIT! THEY TELL YOU TO CALL THE FUCKING VENDORS OF THOSE SPECIFIC PRODUCTS AND SHIT…IN WHICH YOU GOTTA PAY SO MUCH A FUCKING MINUTE OR HOUR! THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT, IT’S THE SHITTEST FUCKING DEAL EVER! TAKE YOUR “NEW” TECH SUPPORT METHODS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR “COW” MASCOT’S ASS!! YOU GATEWAY PIECES OF SHIT!!

IT’S LIKE, HEY!! WHEN YOU ORDER A GATEWAY COMPUTER!! WE’LL SUPPLY YOU WITH A NEW EPSON PRINTER AND VISONEER SCANNER FOR ONLY THIS MUCH!! AND HAVE YOU CALL A “PAY BY MINUTE OR HOUR” SUPPORT LINE ON TOP OF ALL THIS BIG BILL SHIT YOUR GETTING FOR THE STUFF!! ISN’T THIS A GREAT DEAL!!?? WE THINK SO!!

Just like this shit I had to deal with when I was trying to remove fucking spyware on my own. Fucking bullshit…I must have accidently deleted some registery keys or whatever files…and the puter was all screwy. So! I called GATEWAY..the GATEWAY TO COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT HELL!! I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID TOO MUCH…BECAUSE AS SOON AS I MENTIONED THE TWO WORDS OF:

1) WINDOWS XP UPGRADE

2) SPYWARE…

I WAS PRETTY MUCH FUCKED! HE WAS LIKE: “WELL…THE PROBLEM IS TWO FOLD SIR…AND I WON’T BE ABLE TO HELP YOU BECAUSE…. #1) YOUR PC OF SHIT WASN’T PURCHASED WITH XP UPGRADE ON IT…SO I CAN’T HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM….AND #2) I CAN’T HELP YOU GET YOUR PC IN WORKING CONDITION BECAUSE OF SPYWARE PROBLEMS.

SPYWARE SOFTWARE OR WHATEVER IS THIRD PARTY…AND WE CAN’T OFFER SHITTY SUPPORT FOR THAT… AND BEING THAT YOUR PROBLEM WAS SELF MADE BECAUSE OF SPYWARE, WE CAN’T HELP YOU. WHAT I CAN DO SIR IS, PATCH YOU THROUGH TO THE AUTO-MATED SUPPORT LINE AND FOLLOW THE STEPS IT SAYS TO UN-INSTALL YOUR O.S. AND RE-INSTALL IT AGAIN. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT SIR?”

 ME: “YES! WHAT ELSE IS THERE ANYMORE? NOTHING! BECAUSE YOUR SUPPORT IS SHIT, GATEWAY IS SHIT! WAIT A MINUTE! ….WAS A TOLIET FLUSHING!? …….”

It’s just a bunch of bullshit! IT’S OK THOUGH! I GOT IT MY DAMNSELF YOU FUCKING GATEWAY MOTHERFUCKERS!! YOU HEAR ME YOU COW-COCK SUCKING, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I GOT IT MYSELF!! GO FUCK YOUR COW MASCOT IN THE ASS AND HAVE HIM BUTTFUCK YOU AND THEN SUCK HIS DICK!!

NEXT TIME! I’M GETTING A DELL!! GATEWAY YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!

Rate This, and Rate That!

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I KNOW HOW YA LOVE THE “RATE THIS” AND “RATE THAT” WEBSITES, BUT…COME ON PEOPLE! SOME PEOPLE GO TO FAR WITH THEM, IT’S SICKENING! 

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MAKE A “RATE MY SHIT” SITE!?

Jesus, this world is and must be in love with SHIT!! There’s nothing like going to the “RATE MY SHIT” website and Rate how big and or nasty some person’s PILE OF FUCKING SHIT IS!! Just think about it for a minute. Just picture yourself at your computer, at that website…. looking at pictures of SHIT and rating them from 0 to 10 or whatever the fuck!

COME ON!! DON’T YA GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO LOL!!? I KNOW! I KNOW! YOU PROLLY THINK MY PLOG IS SHIT TO! AND YOUR HERE VIEWING IT! HAHAHA… ATLEAST I DON’T HAVE PICTURES OF SHIT ALL OVER MY PLOG! I’M JUST TALKING SOME SHIT! LIKE IT AND LOVE IT, I KNOW YA WANT MORE OF IT LOL!!

Maybe I should take a BIG SHIT some day, and take a picture of it. And then share it with everyone! YEAH! THAT WOULD COOL! YOU KNOW… YOU WOULD LIKE IT! YOU LIKE LOOKING AT PILES OF SHIT! HAHAHA!! NAA! NOT ALL! JUST 98% OF THE POPULATION EVIDENTLY!

I should start up my own “Rate” Site sometime. Just like some people, I could come up with something foul and disgusting….or even something stupid…. Maybe I could make a “Rate” site on ….mmmm…. “ROAD KILL” or mmm…. BATHROOM WALL BOOGIES!! Hahaha… Jesus! I’m not sure… I’ll think of something…if I gave anyone ideas… o well… so be it. But, I just might make some “Rate” site some day… who knows…fuck it.. I’m out…I’m going to “rate” my time for bed a 10… lata..

Twisted

P.S. DAMN! ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SHIT, MAKES ME GOTTA TAKE ONE NOW! I BETTER GRAB MY CAMERA! WELL…NAA…WHEN I’M DONE… I’LL JUST RATE MY OWN! FUCK YA’LL.. TILL NEXT TIME LOL!!

Anything Microshit…..Sucks MicroASS!!!

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……IT REALLY DOES!! ITS JUST A BUNCH OF MICROSHIT!! I’M FUCKING SICK OF EVERYTHING MICROSHIT RELATED!! I WISH I HAD THE MONEY RIGHT NOW, TO GO OUT AND GET ANOTHER COMPUTER WITH A MAC OS ON IT LOL!!

I just had a hell of a time unistalling XP to go back to fucking stupid ass 98SE in hopes of getting rid of them stupid fucking spyware bastard’s bullshit!! And low and behold….something was fucked up with the PC….then I spent how many god damn hours trying to get the 98SE all fixed up and running ATLEAST HALF DESCENT!!

And it was still a piece of shit…but..some how managed to get it working ok then. Then I reinstalled fucking XP again…and it was ok to. THANK GOD! With all that shit out of the way now, I have to go and get all the damn links and shit I had saved in my FAVS FOLDER and re-ADD them again! GOD DAMN, IT PISSES ME OFF! FUCKING HELL! I had a shitload to..fuck!

THE SHIT YA GOTTA DO AND GO THROUGH TO GET THE GODDAMN SPYWARE SHIT OFF YOUR COMPUTER! FUCKING HELL! IT’S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT!! DIE AND BURN YOU FUCKING PROBLEM STARTING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST DIE!!!! BURN AND SMOLDER IN THE DEPTHS OF MICROSHIT HELL AND OR THE SPYWARE CESSPOOL!!! DAMN!!!!

Ok, I feel much better now lol!! I’m out…the bed is calling my name…tata…

Twisted

Winter’s Coming! YAY!!

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…NOT!! TIME TO FREEZE YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!!

It fucking sucks! You can’t do shit in the winter really. Too bad we couldn’t just sleep through the winter time and not have to eat, work, pay bills or anything. Just curl up in a fucking bed or something, in a house with the heat up to like 70 to 75.

Everyone in the world wouldn’t do shit in the winter time, no matter where you live. Everyone would just be sleeping till the next spring. That would be fucking awesome! Here’s a small list of why it would be awesome!

1) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING SHITTY SHOVELS OR SNOW BLOWERS, TO SHOVEL OR SNOW BLOW THE DAMN SIDEWALKS AND DRIVE WAYS!

2) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING THE SHITTY SNOW OFF YOUR CAR, PORCH ROOFS, ROADS OR ANYTHING! 

3) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING TO SHITTY WORK OR SHIT SCHOOL IN THE SHITTY ASS WEATHER!

4) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POSSIBLY CATCHING A CRAP COLD OR SOMETHING SERIOUS!

5) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING INTO AN ACCIDENT, BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS LIKES TO “FLOOR IT” OR BRAKE TOO LATE ON SLIPPERY, ICY ROADS.. AFTER THEY ARE ALREADY GOING 50 TO 60 MPH!

6) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING PIPES FREEZING UP IN THE HOUSE OR CELLAR, SO YOUR WATER ISN’T GOING TO TAKE AN EXTRA COUPLE MINUTES TO GET HOT!

7) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WEARING 20 LAYERS OF CLOTHES TO KEEP YOUR ASS WARM, WHEN REALLY IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, YOUR STILL A WALKING FUCKING SNOWMAN!

8) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WASTING A HALF GALLON OR GALLON OF GAS EVERY TIME YOU START YOU CAR TO MAKE SURE THE CAR IS WARM BEFORE LEAVING FOR SOME WHERE! AND YOUR STILL GOING TO BE COLD ANY FUCKIN WAYS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET OUTTA THE CAR SOMETIME! AND THEN WHEN DOING WHAT YOUR DOING, AND GET BACK INTO THE CAR, IT’S FUCKING COLD AGAIN, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HOW MANY GOD DAMN MINUTES TILL IT GETS WARM ALL OVER AGAIN!

9) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING STUPID “QUICK JOE” TO MELT THE ICE AWAY FROM THE SIDEWALKS AND WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING THE ICE OUTTA OF THE SPOUTINGS!

10) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE STUPID ASS FUCKING “WINTER TIME” IN GENERAL! BECAUSE THE WINTER SUCKS MASSIVE HORSE WANG! YOU JUST CAN’T DO JACK SHIT! IT’S BORING AS FUCK, YOU FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF EVERY GOD DAMN DAY AND EAT JUNK FOOD SO YOU CAN GET FAT, AND THEN BITCH ABOUT IT TO YOUR FRIENDS IN THE NEXT SPRING TIME!

Besides Christmas time, there’s nothing! Welp! That covers it for this post lmao! I’m out…lata…

I love blank emails…..

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THEY ARE SO FUCKING INTERESTING! I MUST HAVE SPENT AN HOUR OR SO READING THE ONE “BLANK” EMAIL THE OTHER NIGHT! I COULDN’T HELP IT, THE CONTENT IN IT WAS SO FUCKING INTERESTING…I COULDN’T PEEL MY EYES AWAY FROM IT!

Jesus people! How stupid can ya be to send out blank emails to people? I know some of them are probably just “checking” your email address to see if it’s good or not. Ya know…just another spamming bastard method of finding out if your email address is good enough to spam the hell outta if you reply to them or something.

Anyways..I don’t, I just read the fuckers! But! If I was going to send them a nice reply, here’s what it would be.

WITH YOUR FUCKING WONDERFUL WRITING TALENT! YOU SHOULD START WRITING AND PUBLISHING BOOKS AND SHIT AND SELLING THEM FOR MONEY! THIS EMAIL YOU JUST SENT ME WAS MIND BLOWING AND WAS SO FUCKING INTENSE, I COULDN’T PEEL MY EYES AWAY FROM IT…. FOR ONE SECOND! PLEASE! PLEASE! SEND ANOTHER ONE, WRITE UP SOMETHING DIFFERENT NEXT TIME, LIKE MAYBE A DRAMA OR HORROR STORY OR SOMETHING! I CAN’T WAIT! THANKS AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL BLANK EMAIL BITCH!

You have to admit though, the spammers are getting better and better everyday! Hahaha…NOT! Take them BLANK FUCKING EMAILS AND SEND THEM UP YOUR OWN ASSES! Ta Ta ….!

Twisted

Site Updates Coming Soon!

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I WILL BE UPDATING THE MAIN SITE AND SUCH THIS WEEKEND FOR SURE! THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKENDS I HAVEN’T DONE IT, AND I’M SORRY. I HAVE BEEN PRE-OCCUPIED WITH BEER OR VODKA LMAO!!

It was due to me lmao, I couldn’t help it! Hahaha. But, this weekend I’ll be doing alot of updating and shit to the site. But..first on my agenda is, saving everything to ZIP DISKS and CDS, from my computer, unistalling the OS and then re-installing everything….and putting the stuff back onto my PC.

I have been doing this stuff the past few days already….because I really need to do that. Everything seems to be fucked up and especially with all them adlogix bullshit going on and other spywares attaching to my PC. FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!! Plus…IE6 IS BEING A FUCKING BITCH and I’m sick of having things on my PC that I hardly ever use anymore. It’s just a waste of space.

So, alot of shit is going to be going on this weekend… I just thought I’d let everyone know…and to please be patient yet again… Anyways…night night…lataz

Twisted

Get done with work early and get paid for it!!

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I FUCKING LOVE IT LOL! WHERE I WORK, IF YOU GET DONE EARLY WITH YOUR WORK, WE CAN SIT ON OUR ASSES AND STILL GET PAID FOR IT LOL!!

It’s fucking awesome! This week, whatever is left of it..we have been getting done early since we got our number of trailers out for each night. Our usual work time every night is: 4:30pm to 3:00am. 10 hours of course…well..we’ve been getting done this week, around 1am to 2am…so for the last hour or two hours, we just sit on our asses and still get our full 40 hours PAID FOR LOL!!

Weds night we got done around “Technically” at 1am…but, did some bullshit cleanup work around our areas to make it look good. Which isn’t nothing lmao! But, for the last hour and so minutes….we just sat around, smoking cigs and bullshitting hahaha.. Damn I love it! Get a normal $339.00 bring home check for the week and only really work like 35 or so hours lmao!! Shit…we are shooting to get done for 12am or 1am Thursday night hahaha…and I can’t wait to get that pay check at the end of the night…so Friday I can cash it and get BEER OR VODKA HAHA…. Well….I gotta get to bed..lata..

Twisted

Re: Being single…a transitional phase

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HERE’S A REPLY MADE BY ME, TO SOMEONE’S POST AT OTHERSINGLES.COM.

The post that I have been waiting for. =)Well, I have been single now for almost a year probably. It’s mostly because of this part here that Graphic Girl has mentioned.

“Some people are single because they are extremely sensitive. They don’t want to be hurt, or they have been hurt to the point where they are disillusioned and no longer trust another. But, time heals.”

While dating and experimenting around from say 18 to 23, it has been nothing but sex really. No “real serious” relationships. This being, because when I had tried getting with someone serious, they ended up cheating on me. I AM very sensitive, and I hate being hurt.

With the relationships from then on out, I have just basically said….this is for sex and nothing more…the females then agreed and it was good. I didn’t get attached or hurt. But, as I got older, I had gotten married..and it was cool while dating, but once we tied the knot, it all went down the toilet. She was ALWAYS miserable…”bitchy” and stuff. I hated it. I wished then I never married her.

There was too many signs of possible cheating going on, on her end. Everyday for, 4 almost 5 years I was hurting, dying inside. We then separated, not long after the separation, she brought around this “new” boyfriend/lover, and I was like O WELL! HE CAN PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP, I DON’T CARE! About a year after the separation, we finally got divorce. PRAISE THE LORD!

I vowed then to myself…screw it all..I’m not getting with anyone again. I’ll just end up being hurt. But, stupid me, met someone then…we were together about a year. She told me she won’t hurt me and treat me like the wife did, then later on…she was seeming distant, needed space and time to think about stuff because it was confusing. She said it was because of the situation she had while living with this older couple at the moment, but I knew different.

I haven’t heard “jack” from her for a while….called up their house and the lady said, she took off with some guy as far as she knows and didn’t want to come back there again. So once again, I was hurt and dying inside. I’m half afraid to doing anything anymore. I’m tired of the crap, the lies, the bullshit..

Seems like 98% of the females around my area are sluts and or cheaters…and the rest, the “good ones” are all taken. It’s sad, but…what can I do? Nothing… just go to work everyday…spoil myself..and pay the bills. Even the girls or ladies that go to church these days are slutty like lol! I don’t know…I would like to meet someone that is really going to be LOYAL and LOVING. But, I doubt it…atleast not before I turn 80.

Hahaha…. There’s a short and sweet version of my “LOVE LIFE” FROM HELL!! I’m sure you can relate in some way right lmao?! I’m out….bed time..

Twisted

Suck My Fatty Cock… IE6!!!

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INTERNET EXPLORER 6 CAN LICK MY HAIRY BALL SACKS AND SUCKY SUCK MY FATTY COCK!! YOU PIECE OF MICROSHIT!!!!

Here below is why IE6 can lick and suck my nuts and cock!! FUCKING PIECE OF MICROSHIT FROM HELL!!!

1) IT ALWAYS LIKES TO FREEZE UP ON YOU WHEN TRYING TO BROWSE THE NET OR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOUR WEBSITE’S! FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!

2) IT TENDS TO ALLOW BULLSHIT POPUPS, ADS, LEECHING BASTARD SPYWARE BASTARD BULLSHIT CLING TO YOUR BROWSERS OR WHATEVER! LATELY I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING OPEN NEW WINDOWS BECAUSE IT GOES TO THIS SHITTY ASS SEARCH PAGE….OR A 404 PAGE THAT ISN’T EVEN RELATED TO THE SITE I WAS TRYING PULL-UP!! FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!! DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!! YOU MICROSHIT AND YOUR MICROBULLSHIT SECURITY FLAWS!!

3) AND THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL! ……IT’S JUST A PLAIN AND SIMPLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!! IT NEEDS TO GO TO THE USUAL MICROSHIT LANDFILL WHERE ALL THE REST OF THE MICROSOFT SHIT WENT FROM THE BEGINNING OF IT’S TIME! THE BROWSERS NEED TO BE FLUSHED DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET….THE MICROSOFT 0PERATING SYSTEMS NEED TO BE BURNED AND MELTED AND OR RECYLCED INTO MORE USEFUL STUFF!! THE MICROSOFT BUILDING AND THE PROGRAMMERS NEED TO BE SHUT DOWN, AND THE WORKERS NEED TO FIND ANOTHER JOB SOME WHERE OVERSEAS….SO THEY CAN HELP MAKE THE OVERSEAS COMPANYS TURN INTO SHIT!! THEY JUST NEED TO STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND COLLECT WELFARE LIKE US FOR A CHANGE!!

Damn! I had to get that off my chest! I will add more to this post then most likely, but ….I gotta get to bed… laterz..

Twisted

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