Author name: Twisted

More Fucking Spam!!

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I’M GETTING TOTALLY FUCKING SICK OF IT NOW! I WISH I COULD HUNT THEM FUCKERS DOWN AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSHOLE’S AND THEN BURN THEIR COMPUTERS AND PROGRAMS/SOFTWARES TO THE FUCKING GROUND WITH GAS AND KEROSENE!

Well! Today we have a very interesting bullshit email from a lady whore by the name of: THE FUCKING CRACK-WHORE! I mean: Georgina Cano! Here’s the shit I love getting every god damn day!

Subject: Today

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I dunno about you, but I sure as hell didn’t ask for this shit, and I sure as hell can’t read it either! I WISH THESE FUCKING PRICKS WOULD STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT! FUCK OFF, TAKE YOUR EMAILS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSHOLE’S! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION BITCH!

The Doctor’s Office…

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It’s a sad place to end up, but..it has it’s good points to.

Anyways, here below is the good points about going to the Doctor’s office, then below that is the bad points about going there.

1) HE WILL GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO GET OFF WORK, OUT OF SCHOOL OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU DON’T WANNA DO.

2) YOU COULD GET A FUCKING FAGGISH LOLLY POP! (LICK AND SUCK ON IT BITCH!)

Welp! That’s the only good things about going to the doctor’s office! Now for the bad points about going there.

1) THEY USUALLY RUB AND FONDLE AROUND YOUR PRIVATE AREAS WITH COLD HANDS! THEY CAN’T WARM THE SHIT UP FIRST, WTF??!! AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES YOU JUMP AND LAUGH BECAUSE THEY HIT A NERVE OR SOMETHING AND YOU TRY HIDING IT, BUT IT DON’T WORK! THEN THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE GAY OR GETTING TURNED ON BY IT! THEM FUCKERS! WARM YOUR HANDS FIRST OR DON’T TOUCH ME AT ALL, JESUS!

2) THEY USUALLY REQUEST YOU TO PISS IN A FUCKING CUP QUICK! LIKE WTF MAN!? I CAN’T PISS RIGHT AWAY FOR YOU, DON’T RUSH ME! I’LL PISS WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY DAMN IT! DON’T MAKE ME PISS ON YOUR SHOES OR LEG, YOU DOCTOR BASTARD YOU! SOMETIMES THEY EVEN WANT YOU TO SHIT IN A CUP OR BOWL FOR THEM, IT’S LIKE…DID YOU FORGET TO PACK A LUNCH TODAY OR SOMETHING?! WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?! JUST ADD SOME SALT AND KETCHUP! WALLA! A FUCKING CORN DOG LMAO! NAA..JK

3) SOMETIMES THEY PROBE YOUR ASSHOLE’S WITH SHIT, IT’S LIKE MAN!!… I WANTED MY ASSHOLE TO STAY A VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, NOW YOU GONE AND RUINED IT YOU DOCTOR PRICK BASTARD! (AND PLEASE DON’T KEEP PROBING IT, I KNOW YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON IT BY IT, BUT I DON’T FIND IT AMUSING…) GO IN THERE STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW AND COME OUT WANTING SOME DICK IN THE ASS… JESUS! NAA…JK

4) YOU END UP WAITING HOURS TO GET SEEN, BUT.. WHEN YOU FINALLY GET TOLD TO SIT IN THE PATIENT ROOM, THE DOCTOR STILL TAKES A HALF HOUR TO GET IN THERE TO SEE YOU, AND IT’S FUCKING COLD IN THE ROOM! JESUS! TURN THE FUCKING HEAT ON PRICK!

5) WHEN FINALLY SEEN BY THE DOCTOR, IT DON’T TAKE TOO LONG, BUT THE FUCKING BILL IS LONGER THEN A KID’S FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIST FOR SANTA! IT’S LIKE: YOU PROBED MY ASSHOLE QUICK, I PISSED AND SHIT IN A CUP FOR YOU, AND YOU CHECKED MY BREATHING, EARS AND SHIT, NOW I OWE YOU LIKE HALF OF MY PAYCHECK! WTF!?

Again!…(sigh)….For The Whining Pricks!

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Ok, for one thing, most of the stuff on my Blog isn’t COMPLAINING, it’s called RANTING! And even if I was complaining here and there about shit, SO FUCKING WHAT! WHO GIVES A DAMN… REALLY?! Except maybe for a few viewers, but still…I don’t come to your house, website, blog or whatever the fuck, telling you how to feel, what to post or what not to post.

And especially, I DO NOT tell you what to do with your shit or whatever…so I expect the same respect in return…if you don’t like the shit on my Blog, then you could always just FUCK OFF!! Thanks! Much love pricks… and by the way…the warning was on the door from the start, and there was two posts containing this information below here. I hope you can understand it, if not…I’m sure someone there with you can explain it for you! Here’s the warning message below:

BECAUSE OF SOME DUMBASS ON MY PLOG! I HAVE TO PUT THIS IN CAPS SO EVEN THE HALF BLIND CAN READ IT!

ANYTHING PAST THIS PAGE MAYBE A LITTLE HARSH, SARCASTIC AND EVEN TWISTED!

THIS IS MY ONLINE HOME AND MY PLACE TO RELEASE FEELINGS OR WHAT NOT ON CERTAIN ISSUES!

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SUBJECTS DISCUSSED HERE…MY BALLS NEED WASHED, SO START LICKING BITCHES!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION!

Twisted

Something is wrong…

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Ever since I started this full time job, my strength has gone, I lost a good few pounds, I feel like shit, I look like shit, my body is nothing but shit. It’s fucked up! I don’t under-fer-fuckin-stand it at all… you’d think working them long 10 hour days and shit, I’d be gaining strength and such…but it’s really making my body worse.

My back is always aching, my body in general is not like it used to be, my outlook on people has gotten worser, everything is just gone to shit. I just don’t feel like doing anything…I’m only 28 years old and I feel like an old man that should be in a nursing home.

I think I better get a good physical and shit, and maybe a few tests in other areas as well. I’m starting to wonder if my body has been so used to doing lite work or whatever…such as part time jobs (nursing home shit) and being home alot on the net, that my body just doesn’t want to change course. I want this job for the money and benefits and such, but shit….I have been thinking about all this shit and maybe I should go for two part time “cake” jobs or something lol!!

Here’s what I think is wrong:

1) Depressed- Because my life sucks, the people in it suck, my now ex-girlfriends always fucked me over and I kept getting hurt, and I’m afraid to get with any girls anymore in fear of going through the same fucking bullshit repeatedly! Which leads to number 2..

2) Alone- Being that I don’t want the same shit happening again with girlfriends, I really don’t go out trying to find someone new… but yet, it sucks being alone… I hate it! Life isn’t fair, especially mine… “LIFE”! YOU SUCK!!

3) Inactive- Since I have gotten this job, I’m not very active at home. I spend more time sleeping and shit then anything else. Here is what goes on for the four days of work… Mon through Thurs…. I go to work at 4:30pm to 3am…get home…eat and watch some t.v. and get online to check emails and shit….go to sleep about 6am….sleep till fucking 2pm or 3pm, get dressed and ready for work and the shit repeats.

It also sucks, because when I get off work at 3am early Friday morning, I get home…eat and such….then sleep most of the day because I’m tired and it’s my “rest time” after work….and then the weekends fly by quicker then shit…and it’s back to the same schedule.. Either way you look at it, working 10 hours a fucking day…sucks massive horse wang! I need something different…this is taking it’s toll on my body or something…

4) Anti-Social- I haven’t been really socialable like before, I really don’t care if I talk to anyone or see anyone. I’m sick of drama, I’m sick of the usual bullshit that comes from being around someone, their problems, and them alone.

Everytime I had met up with friends and shit, there was always some form of drama! 99% of the time it was bitchy females “playing” us guy friends all the time trying to start shit between us. I’m sick of it…I don’t really want friends anymore, I don’t want shit…well, that’s a lie..I want my cigarettes and beer and tunes… Just to go some where and get plastered by myself and jam out or some shit..

About the newest theme for site….

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I have made a new theme for the main site and possibly one for the blog. It is really bland, nothing special…but, some of my online msn messenger friends say, they like the one I have now, better then the new one I just made.

O well…I have been thinking about it and I decided to go another route and make something else that is more simple. I’m tired of spending or wasting time on layouts and shit, and no content gets added….because I’m using hours of finding the perfect imagery and color scheme for a design…. Anyways…I thought I would share the link to the Grey Layout I had recently made.

I wanted to show you what I have been doing over the holidays, so you don’t think I was just lying to you. Here’s the link…

www.vindictivebastard.com/grey

There is no content there, it’s just the basic layout and such. I hope you like it, and thanks.

P.S. I know the logo looks retarded or whatever, but I didn’t spend too much time on it lol! I just wanted to get it done and uploaded to net. I plan to make a better one then, just don’t have time right now, I gotta go to work soon…. lata

Truck Drivers …..

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CAN TAKE THEIR 18 WHEELER’S AND SHOVE THEM UP THEIR ASS!

I am fucking sick and tired of the god damn truck drivers around my area! Fucking… cock-sucking, motherfuckers! I hate them all!! I wish I can run them fuckers over with their own rigs and shit!

It never fails! While cruising at a good 50 to 60 mph down the road, the truck drivers will sit at the stop signs like they suppose to….as they see ya getting closer to the intersection, they pull out and then drive slow as fuck across your path. While you are slamming on the brakes and shit, trying to slow down so you don’t slam into the side of their trailers, they just be creeping along like nothing is wrong!

It’s like: WHAT THE FUCK PRICK!?

Why don’t you just backup yet to!? I mean shit, we are already at a dead stop waiting on your ass to go by, why not just backup then pull forward again real slow? It’s not like we have anything important to do at that time! What really needs to be done is, they should install red-lights there or something….because the damn stop signs are not working great. Sometimes they’ll stop, but most of the time they pull a California stop, and it pisses me off!

The one time, it was snowing and shit….and the trucker didn’t even stop, he just went through the fucking stop sign and my pap, wife and I were in pap’s truck driving along there and had to stop quick but couldn’t and then went sliding left and right trying to avoid slamming into the backside of his trailer….the wife was all in tears and I was like O FUCK! O FUCK! And held onto the dashboard….because we came REAL CLOSE to hitting it. Fucking truck drivers need to be watched more by the cops in that area and be handed a hefty fine or something… it’s just fucking bullshit! This shit shouldn’t even be happening….I hate them pricks, they need to be taught a lesson and I wouldn’t mind being the Teacher! I’m done with this shit… laterz

Twisted

Bland… but, Sweet..

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LIKE A HORSE’S BIG “PETE”! Hahaha…naa jk. But, the new site layout is going to be a little bland, but, sweet though. I’m not going to get all nuts over the design this time. It’s just going to be a basic type deal. It’s about 88% done now, I have been working on it again tonight. Soon, very soon..it will be ready to upload. Keep watching out for the changes… well, I’m off to bed…got shit work tomorrow…lata..

Twisted 

Well Hello! How have you been!!??

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I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN MONTHS!…. NOW FUCK OFF!! HAVE A NICE DAY BITCH!

It never fails to amaze me how people can be to other peoples! And yet, it’s not suppose to happen to them in return. That’s fucked up! People always wonder, why do I have a site where I like to tell it like it is and speak my mind on how I’m feeling….mmmm… I wonder pricks!

I haven’t seen, let alone hardly talk to this one person in probably months… so, I decided to send that person a text message. Ya know, it’s much better then calling them up, not knowing what they are in the middle of doing…. any fucking ways… they happened to be with a “bitch” friend of their’s eating out. We sent a few messages back and forth, seemed to be alright.

Then, all the damn sudden, the cell was ringing…here it was her “bitch” friend calling to tell me that they were in the middle of talking and not to send text messages!

WHAT THE HELL!?? WHAT THE FUCK BITCH!!?? YOU SEE HER AND TALK TO HER ALMOST EVERY GOD DAMN DAY! WHERE I HAVEN’T SEEN HER IN MONTHS, LET ALONE TALK TO HER! FUCK OFF BITCH!

It’s fucking sad people….yeah they might be talking, whooped de fucking do da….most likely about the same fucking boring ass shit as usual! Or the same convo about retarded guys “playing” them or them “playing” the guys, but don’t want that happening to them! Mmm…what goes around, comes around! If you want to play the chef and make some shit, expect the same serving of shit back!

Anyways…it’s just wonderful to be told to stop sending text messages when that person see’s them most likely on a daily basis, where you don’t see them in fucking months. That’s kinda like this:

FRIEND 1: HEY THERE! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A YEAR OR SO! WHAT’S NEW? WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOUR LIFE!?

(IGNORNANT BITCH FRIEND SEEN ON DAILY BASIS COMES IN): HEY! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW OUR LIVES SUCK WITH RELATIONSHIPS, BECAUSE WE TOO DUMB TO KNOW THAT MESSING WITH PLAYERS AND SHIT CAN END UP HURTING US, SO WE LIKE TO CONTINUE GETTING WITH THEM, SO WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY! OR, THAT WE LIKE TO “PLAY” THE GUYS, BUT GET MAD WHEN THEY DO IT TO US IN RETURN! AIN’T WE JUST SO FUCKING SMART!? CAN YOU BUZZ OFF NOW! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE ENDLESS BULLSHIT THAT WE ALWAYS BE TALKING ABOUT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT!

FRIEND 2 (THE ONE THAT HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN A YEAR OR SO): WELL THANKS “BITCH FRIEND”! BEING THAT YOU SEE THEM ON A DAILY BORING ASS FUCKING BASIS, I’D SUGGEST SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND JUST GO AND DIE SOME WHERE! YOU FAT FUCKING WHOREBAG SLUT! COMMIT SUICIDE AND IN YOUR WILL, ASK TO HAVE THEM CLONE YOU, BUT ONLY KEEP IT IF IT DOESN’T TURN OUT TO BE LIKE YOU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION BITCH!

Fucking hell! This shit pisses me off! I’m out…

Being Sick… Fuckin Sucks

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I hate being sick with a passion. But, it does have some good points though, well only a few.

1) You miss shitty school!

2) You miss shitty work!

3) You miss shitty church!

4) You miss shitty anything else you would love to normally skip out on doing, but can’t because your a healthy responsible prick!

Anyways, I have been sick the past 4 days, well…really longer then that actually. Since Last Thursday at work, I felt the cold coming on! Here is how many days I had off so far:

Friday, Sat, Sun, no work of course!

Mon, Tue, Wed, Thurs.. the whole god damn week of work….

This Friday and Sat yet…. Then I’ll go back fucking Sunday night! (SIGH) It’s only Sunday this time, because we only work three days… Sun, Mon, Tue….Then have fucking Weds, Thurs, Friday, Sat, Sun and Mon off lol!! Woot Woot!! Another long ass vacation for me lmao! I can’t wait to get them shitty ass three days over.

Which brings me to another thing. I have more time to do shit with the site and such. I’m already working on a  new layout…. it’s about 85% done…. it should be ready to upload soon! Keep watching you cum guzzling whores and pricks! It’s fucking awesome….well, I think so atleast… Anyways…gotta get some sleep… lata..

Twisted

What are you good at?

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What you are good at, just don’t mean shit…well at my job any how. As each shitty ass day goes by at my job, I try and figure out…what’s the fucking point of having that spot on the job applications for: What tools are you experienced with? or What have you done in the past?

Supposedly, this section is for the employers to find out what your more experienced with, tool wise and what you have done in the past with other employers…so they can best place you in the place you are applying for.

At the place I’m working at now, I guess this all means shit to them! It’s fucked up! So far, I have been all over the god damn place and usually I get stuck at the SHITTEST PLACES! You know, the places I’m sure as hell not great at. I’m like… PUT ME SOME WHERE THAT REQUIRES POP GUNS, IMPACTS, DRILLS, RIVETS and SUCH! JESUS!

And being that I’m in the “labor-pool”…which means…I’m the “plant whore”! I could be placed any where they choose, even though I hate it to death! It doesn’t matter, I have to go there, it FUCKING SUCKS COCK! It’s like someone waiting for the Jury to give the Verdict.

The bosses need to get their head out of their asses and place people accordingly! Places the people are good at, work wise and tool wise! That’s like saying, Well! I’m good at making wood items and such….then they place you in the fucking metal shop or some shit! WHAT THE HELL!!??

Are you stupid!? What are you smoking!? What ever it is, I want some god damn it! That’s some good shit!! I dunno, I’m thinking about job searching again, fuck it! All these people are quiting left and right because it’s run by a bunch of dumbasses… it’s just fucked up! I’m done with this shit, just like the job lol! I’m out…lata..

Twisted

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