Author name: Twisted

I have now added three Rant pages to the main site. I am planning on adding atleast 5 rants per page from the blog. I have the first Rant page done so far, and plan on adding other rants later tonight after work. Please be patient…they are coming soon! I have tons more content to add from the blog…. I hope this will help people find the rants easier then searching through the whole damn blog and shit. Anyways…I just thought I’d update everyone on that… it’s time for bed, so I’m outtie… goodnight!

Twisted

IT NEVER FAILS TO AMAZE ME HOW PEOPLE CAN BECOME EVEN MORE STUPID THEN THEY ARE ALREADY ARE!

No, I’m not talking about me pricks! I’m talking about other stupid idiots at the moment! LOL! Anyways, even though these people supposedly learned from their mistakes before, they just go right back and get mixed up with the “wrong” crowd or do things all over again so they can get hurt.

And the funny thing about all this shit is, it’s always YOU, the one that tries to help them to start with, that gets the FUCKING OVER OF A LIFETIME! Examples are below here:

1) THEY TREAT YOU LIKE FUCKING SHIT, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SHIT TO START WITH!

2) THEY DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT YOU TELL THEM, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW IT’S RIGHT AND KNOW IT WILL HELP THEM OUT IN THE LONG RUN! THEY DON’T GIVE A DAMN!

3) DAY AFTER FUCKING DAY THEY BITCH AND RUN YOU THROUGH THE MUD AND GET EVERYONE ELSE BITCHING AND STARTING SHIT WITH YOU, BECAUSE OF THE SHITTY SHIT SHIT THEY PULL TO START WITH!

4) THEY USE YOU FOR THIS AND THAT AND EXPECT YOU NOT TO GET MAD ABOUT IT! WHICH IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

5) YOU ARE ONLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM IF IT BENEFITS THEM, IN SOME WAY.. SHAPE OR FUCKING FORM! THEY CAN’T REPLY TO YOUR EMAILS OR ANYTHING…BECAUSE OTHER ASSHOLES AND IDIOTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO THEM, THEN THE ONES THAT ARE ACTUALLY HELPING THEM OUT, OR, ARE BETTER FOR THEM!

I just don’t know about peoples anymore, why even bother with them. Fuck it all! Fuck “Friends”! Fuck everyone! Just keep fucking up your shitty ass life even more dumbasses! Who gives a damn! I don’t anymore! I’m out…

Twisted

I know it might piss you off that I don’t update the site when I say I will or would, but..please stop getting all bent over it! What the fuck!!?? The reasons why I haven’t been doing updates was clearly stated before, if you don’t like it….suck on my cock and lick my hairy ball sacks!

The reasons I have made more updates and changes before was because of the following reasons:

1) I HAD A SHITTY ASS PART TIME JOB AND HAD MORE TIME TO SPEND ON THE INTERNET! WHERE NOW, I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB AND TAKES ALOT OF MY TIME UP! THE MONEY IS GOOD! I’M NOT COMPLAINING, YOU WOULDN’T BE EITHER IF I SPOILED YOUR ASSES WITH IT! JUST LEAVE IT ALONE….

2) I DIDN’T HAVE A CAR, SO I COULDN’T GO EVERY WHERE. I HAD TO STAY AT THE FUCKING HOUSE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY, ALL DAY LONG! EXCEPT WHEN I HAD TO WORK AT THE SHITTY PART TIME JOB, THEN GOT A RIDE FROM A FAMILY MEMBER!

3) MY ISP WAS BEING BASTARDS AND I HAD TO SWITCH TO SOMEONE ELSE…THEN WHEN I FINALLY HAD THE NEW ISP HOOKED UP, THEY FUCKED ME OVER TO! THEN I HAD TO GO WITH SHITTY ASS FUCKING JUNO!

4) IF IT’S NOT ALL OF THE ABOVE REASONS, IT’S THE FACT THAT I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO, THEN JUST BEING ON THE SHITTY INTERNET ALL THE DAMN TIME! GET OVER IT!

Anyways, I have been working on the rants pages tonight and will upload them later on! I’m not exactly sure when, but with in the next couple of days.There will be 5 rants per page, and I hope to have atleast 3 done up for later today. I have a shitload of posts to add from the Blog and I need to change alot of usage of Capslock on them. Which will take a while, but either way…I will upload those pages.

Also, I will be eventually changing the layout/color scheme of the site to. As well as adding another page or so. Porno will also be added to the Porno Blog later on as well… please hold on! Thanks for understanding…. welp! It’s time for bed god damn it! I gotta take care of shitty bills in the morning ..Lata..

Twisted

I was asked that shit over and over again at work tonight. Did you vote today?! Did you vote today!?

My reply was: FUCK NO!! WILL YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP TODAY!?

Jesus! Does it really matter WHO we vote for anyways!? I mean, come on idiots! Either one you vote for is going to send the U.S.A. farther down the toilet! Just maybe one will send it down a little bit faster then the other though, but.. fuck it right?

You have:

BUSH THE DUMBASS TUSH! or….

KERRY THE FUCKING ( MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND ) FAIRY!

If I was to vote, it would have to be for MADDOX! Hahaha!…He fucking owns! Anyways…I didn’t vote for shit! I’m a lazy bastard…fuck it! I’m out…lata..

Twisted

DAMN! I WISH I COULD KEEP SETTING THEM BACK JUST I DON’T HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY! SHIT!

I already set it back an hour, but I wish I could set it back again when it comes to about 4pm today! You know….just so I don’t have to go in, and every time it gets closer to 4pm again, set it back again! That would be fucking awesome! To everyone else’s 3am for when work is just getting over with, it will be my 3pm. Hahaha…shit! Keep dreaming Twisted….fucking sucks! I don’t know why I decided to put this in here, O.. I remember…because the thought of it is fucking awesome! I’m out lataz

Twisted

PERSONALLY, I DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS IN THE WIND ABOUT THE PHPBB FORUM TEMPLATES I CREATED A YEAR OR TWO AGO! BUT, I HAVE GOTTEN A FEW EMAILS FROM PEOPLE ASKING FOR HELP WITH THEM.

Here’s my plan:

1) I’M GOING TO UPDATE THEM TO THE LATEST VERSION OF THE PHPBB FORUM SOFTWARE SOON! THEN UPDATE THE LINKS TO DOWNLOAD THEM, ON PHPBB.COM AND PHPBBHACKS.COM

2) WHEN I’M DONE UPDATING THEM TO THE LATEST VERSIONS! I’M DONE WITH THEM FUCKERS TOTALLY! I SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE ANY UP TO START WITH, BUT…I MADE THEM UP BECAUSE I PERSONALLY THOUGHT OF THE COLOR SCHEMES TO FIT MY SITE’S LAYOUT AT THOSE TIMES. AND THEN THE MEMBERS THOUGHT I SHOULD SUBMIT THEM FOR DOWNLOADING TO THE PUBLIC! WHICH I DID, AND NOW REGRET! O WELL! FUCK IT!

I’ll keep you updated on those themes then. Thanks for your time.

Twisted 

I DIDN’T DIE OR ANYTHING, I’M JUST A BUSY BASTARD WITH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO IN MY SHITTY ASS LIFE, THEN BE ON THE INTERNET EVERYDAY, ALL DAY FUCKING LONG! DEAL WITH IT!

I know I keep saying…updates coming soon! Please be patient! AND STILL NO UPDATES! I’M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE NET! <COUGH> NO NAMES! BUT, I’LL JUST CALL HIM KING!

Any fucking ways…besides my full time job, I have other shitty things to do! Like:

1) WACK OFF IN THE SHOWER OR OVER INTERNET PORN! WHICH THAT COULD GET ANYONE SIDE TRACKED TO THE POINT OF FALLING BEHIND ON UPDATING YOUR SITE!

2) RUNNING AROUND IN THE CAR TO TAKE CARE OF SHITTY ASS BILLS AND OR JUST TO CRUISE! I DESERVE IT, AFTER ALL I HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP IN THE FUCKIN HOUSE FOR ALMOST A YEAR BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A DESCENT CAR FOR THAT LONG! IT’S TIME TO GET BACK THAT WASTED TIME OF MY LIFE!

3) GETTING SHIT FACED WITH A GALLON OF VODKA OR SOME BEER TIME TO TIME! AGAIN! I DESERVE IT! DON’T LIKE IT, SUCK ON MY BIG TOE, WHILE I DILDO YOUR ASS WITH A PLUNGER HANDLE!

4) IN BED SLEEPING, BECAUSE MY FULL TIME JOB IS A DRAIN IN THE ASS! I CAN’T COMPLAIN THOUGH, I GET PRETTY DESCENT PAYCHECKS EACH WEEK! WELL SHIT!… I’LL BE MAKING A LITTLE MORE HERE SOON! MY 4 MONTHS IS ALMOST UP AND I’M DUE FOR RAISE! DAMN I CAN’T WAIT!

5) I’M JUST LAZY! I’M JUST LIKE YOU! FUCK IT!

Well, I am going to be doing somethings to the site soon, I HOPE! Just keep checking back! Thanks!

Twisted

IT’S SAD… BUT TRUE! THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD! AND I KNOW I MIGHT FALL INTO THIS CATAGORY, BUT…THIS IDIOT ATLEAST HAS SOME MORE KNOWLEDGE THEN YOU OTHER IDIOTS!

Anyways…I’m going to take a chance and make a part of my site into a religious, educational course for the religious knowledge lacking idiots on this planet of: FULL OF STUPID FUCKS! I’m sure it will get hacked again or something, but…o well..I got backups lmao!! It’s been hacked before, I’m proud of it! Lick it and stick it fuckers!

Anyways, expect some additions and updates soon! I’m out for now, gotta get some sleep…all this typing makes me tired lmao!! Naa…it’s almost 5am and I got shit to do later today yet. I’m out..

Twisted

LEARN FROM THE MASTER OF LAZINESS! HAHA…NAA I’M NOT THAT LAZY…

Here below is just a few “SECRETS” I’d like to share with ya all on how to be lazy! I know ya prolly do this all the time…but, I think it’s better written down!

1) IF OR WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT DOING SOMETHING, THAT REQUIRES SOME MOVEMENT OF THE BODY, OR IF YOUR GOING TO “BREAK A SWEAT” WHEN DOING THAT CERTAIN SOMETHING, STOP!! SHIT! RIGHT THERE YOU JUST DID TOO MUCH FOR YOURSELF!

2) DON’T DO ANYTHING IF YOU REALLY DON’T NEED TO! WHY STRAIN YOURSELF?

3) ONLY MOVE YOUR BODY AROUND FOR SHORT PERIODS OF TIME! JUST USE ENOUGH ENERGY TO GET OUT OF BED IF YA WANT TO AND WALK TO THE COUCH! IF THE REMOTE IS NEAR YOU, TRY AND GET IT….BUT, DON’T STRAIN YOURSELF! IF SOMEONE ELSE IS AROUND, HAVE THEM GET IT FOR YOU, AND OR HAVE THEM CHANGE THE CHANNELS FOR YOU! SHIT! EVEN THAT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YA…WHO KNOWS…EACH PERSON IS DIFFERENT.

4) WHEN IT COMES TO WORK, OR HAVING TO GET A JOB! DON’T! JUST FAKE A MENTAL ILLNESS OR SOMETHING AND COLLECT SSI MONEY A MONTH! THE ONLY WORK YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THEN, IS….WALKING TO THE MAILBOX TO GET THE SSI CHECK!

5) IF YOUR A “THINKER”, JUST STOP IT! STOP THINKING ABOUT SHIT SO DAMN MUCH, YOU’LL END UP STRAINING YOURSELF EVENTUALLY!

6) IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB NOW, AND SEE THESE SECRETS TO BEING LAZY AND START FOLLOWING THEM… THE NEXT DAY WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF FOR YOU TO GET UP AND GET READY FOR WORK, JUST LET IT RING, OR SHUT IT OFF AND STAY IN BED! FUCK WORK! JUST SLEEP AND RELAX ALL DAY WATCHING MOVIES AND TV! THEN HAVE SOMEONE TAKE YOU TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THREE TIMES VOLUNTARY AND THEY SHOULD HOOK YOU UP WITH SSI! YOU WON’T NEED THAT DAMN TIRESOME BULLSHIT JOB ANYMORE! YOU’LL COLLECT MONEY A MONTH FOR BEING A LAZY, FREELOADING BASTARD!

Shit! I just gave away my brother’s secrets to being lazy, not mine! O well….fuck it! Hahaha….damn I’m outie…lataz..

Twisted