Author name: Twisted

IF YOUR IN THE LATE 20’S DO NOT GET WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS YOUNGER! YOU ARE BOUND TO GET THE “FUCKING-OVER” OF A LIFE TIME!

I’m 28 years old and had so many god damn shitty relationships it’s not even funny! Well, my post: I MUST BE A BITCH MAGNET pretty much explains it all…but, not quite! Now there is always room for immaturity and stuff…but, not the kind of immaturity that you get from dating someone like 5 to 10 years younger then you!

What I am saying is this: IF YOU WANNA DATE SOMEONE OR GET WITH SOMEONE SERIOUSLY, DO NOT GET WITH SOMEONE WAY YOUNGER THEN YOURSELF! IT WON’T WORK! Here below is why:

1) THEY WILL CHEAT ON YOU FASTER THEN FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO SHIT! YOU NEVER HEAR IT FROM THE YOUNGER LOVER, YOU’LL ALWAYS HEAR IT FROM ONE OF YOUR OWN FRIENDS OR YOUR YOUNGER LOVER’S FRIENDS! WHICH IS BULLSHIT TO, BECAUSE THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT THEY WON’T CHEAT ON YOU, BUT THEN DO ANYWAYS! YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCHES NEED A LESSON OF LIFE AND LOVE! AND NOT BE ALOUD OUT ON THE STREET WITHOUT A DEGREE OR DIPLOMA, SAYING YOU GRADUATED FROM THE CLASS!

2) THERE IS NO LOYALITY THERE! YOU MIGHT BE LOYAL TO THEM….BUT, YOU WON’T GET IT IN-RETURN! WHICH IS COVERED WITH POST NUMBER 1.

3) THE MEANING OF “LOVE” = BULLSHIT! EVERYTIME I HEARD THAT WORD COMING OUTTA OF MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOUTHS, THE SAYING: “THE SHIT IS GETTING DEEP IN HERE, I BETTER GET A SHOVEL” COMES TO MIND!

4) POLITICIANS ARE MORE HONEST THEN YOUR SO CALLED “LOVE OF A LIFETIME”!

5) YOUR WONDERFUL SO CALLED “LONG-LASTING” SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP MEANS…. 5 MONTHS NO MORE! WHEN IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, YOUR ALWAYS EXPECTING IT TO LAST LONG RIGHT? AH! IT NEVER FAILS! YOU ARE USUALLY ONLY IN IT FOR LIKE 5 MONTHS NO MORE! EITHER THEY CHEAT ON YOU, BREAK-UP OVER STUPID BULLSHIT OR YOU JUST BREAK IT OFF WITH THEM, BECAUSE YOUR TIRED OF THE SHIT!

6) THE OLDER PERSON SPENDS MORE TIME ARGUING WITH THEIR YOUNGER LOVER BECAUSE THE YOUNGER ONE THINKS THEY ARE SMARTER! AH! YOUR JUST A DUMB FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS TO SHOW MORE RESPECT FOR THE OLDER AND WISER! THE NUMBER 1 RULE SHOULD BE: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN BITCHES! DON’T PLAY THE TEACHER WHEN YOUR MIND ISN’T EVEN NEAR THE POINT OF GRADUATING “THE CLASS OF LOVE AND LIFE” YET! MEANING, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THERE, DONE IT! SO TO SPEAK! YOU THINK YOU KNOW LIFE AND ALL THE HORSESHIT, BUT REALLY YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCK-NUTS!

7) THE SO CALLED “STRONG FEELINGS” REALLY MEANS ……JUST FOR THE TIME BEING! “STRONG FEELINGS” DOESN’T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE! IT’S JUST LIKE PLAY TIME! HEY! LETS PLAY HOUSE, I’LL BE THE DAD, YOU BE THE MOM AND SO AND SO CAN BE OUR KID! OK! THIS WILL BE FUN!

8) THE NECESSARY CHORES THAT NEED DONE FOR YOUR APARTMENT OR WHATEVER WOULD NEVER GET DONE, IF IT WASN’T FOR THE OLDER ONE! THE YOUNGER LOVERS USUALLY ARE TOO OCCUPIED WITH THEIR FRIENDS, RETARDED VIDEO GAMES, THEIR HAIR OR STUPID SHIT…THAT THEY DON’T WANNA DO SOME ACTUAL WORK!

9) THE USE OF THREATS COMES TO MIND, BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO ME ALOT! THE YOUNGER SLUTTY, SLUT, SLUTS TEND TO USE THREATS TOWARDS THE OLDER PEOPLE! THEY LIKE TO PLAY “PUPPET-MASTERS” BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE IN-CONTROL! WELL! IT’S TIME FOR A REALITY CHECK BITCHES! I AM THE SCISSORS THAT CUTS THE STRINGS OF THE PUPPETS! YOU WILL NOT CONTROL NO MORE…..WHORES! IF I SMELL THE SCENT OF CONTROL FREAK SHIT COMING ON, YOUR GONE! POWERTRIPPING IS NOT ALOUD! THE ONLY TRIPPING THAT WILL BE GOING ON IS, ME TRIPPING YOU TO THE CURB WITH A SIZE 12 SHOE UP YOUR ASS! 

10) DON’T FALL FOR THE BULLSHIT TRICK OF: I’LL KEEP MY MAN, BY BECOMING PREGNANT! THAT IS THE HARDEST THING TO DEAL WITH! YOUNGER BITCHES PLAY THIS GAME OF, I’LL KEEP MY MAN FOR SURE IF I HAVE HIM GET ME PREGNANT, BECAUSE I’M A DUMBASS AND STOPPED TAKING MY BIRTH-CONTROL PILLS! 

THAT MOST LIKELY HAPPENS WHEN THE GIRL THINKS HER MAN IS GOING TO LEAVE HER, BECAUSE SHE IS A BITCH FROM HELL, OBNOXIOUS, A CHEATER, A SLUT IN DISGUISE OR WHATEVER! THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THE MAN IS THE BAD GUY, WHEN REALLY IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND! AND THEN THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO SOCK THE GUY WITH CHILD SUPPORT AND THEY TEND TO RUIN HIS FUTURE LOVE LIFE BY SPREADING RUMORS AND SHIT TO THE NEW GIRLFRIEND HE HAS OR WHATEVER! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS AND STUPID EVIL BITCHES!

The lessons for today are:

For the men: IF YOU WANT A YOUNGER PERSON, DON’T GET WITH THEM SERIOUSLY, JUST HAVE THEM FOR SEX OR SOMETHING! I KNOW MOST DO THAT NOW, BUT, ALOT WANT A YOUNGER ONE FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP TO! Do what I did before, in the beginning just make it clear that it’s only for sex, nothing serious! You’d be surprised, it works and it does help! They always told me…OK! I understand! And then we went off to fuck! And then no one was hurt!

Twisted

YOU REALLY MUST BE A DUMBASS! TO THINK YOU WILL NOT GET CAUGHT TRYING TO MEET UP WITH SOME YOUNGER GIRL/BOY IN A CHATROOM!

How many times has it been in the NEWS, THE NEWSPAPERS, MESSAGE BOARD POSTS and so forth?! ABOUT POLICE NABBING GUYS OR LADIES FOR TRYING TO PICK UP KIDS IN A FUCKING CHATROOM! These people must be the BIGGEST DUMBASSES to even try it or even think about doing it!

Here below is probably what is going through their mind’s while hearing about so and so being nabbed for this shit, but.. doesn’t care anyways:

1) O! THEY WON’T GET ME! I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING OF THE HIGH STAKES LOTTERY THEN THEM NABBING ME! THINK AGAIN FUCK-NUTS!

2) THE FBI, POLICE AND CHILD PROTECTION OFFICERS WON’T TRACK ME DOWN..EVEN THOUGH MY IP ADDY CONSTANTLY SHOWS UP AT A FUCKING CHILD PORN SITE! ALONG WITH THAT…IT’S THERE WHILE TRYING TO PICK UP KIDS IN A FUCKING KIDDY CHATROOM!

3) O! THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE ISN’T A CHILD PROTECTION OFFICER, FBI AGENT OR A COP! I KNOW THIS, BECAUSE I’M SMARTER THEN THEM! AH! NOT! YOUR A DUMB FUCK AND NEED TO BE LOCKED UP!

4) MY NAME IS MR SWANSON! THEY WOULD NEVER SUSPECT A GUY BY THE NAME OF MR SWANSON TO BE INTO CHILD PORN AND SHIT! HAHAHA! NEWS FLASH “PANSY NAMED” FAGGOT! (OR MR SWALLOWS)! THATS THE FIRST PEOPLE THEY GO AFTER! PEOPLE WITH SWEET AND INNOCENT FAGGISH NAMES LIKE THAT! HAHAHA..NAA…BUT, NEVER KNOW!

I dunno….but they really have to be stupid to think they will never get caught! WAKE UP IDIOTS! IF YOUR INTO CHILD PORN OR INTO PICKING UP KIDS IN A CHATROOM! WATCH-OUT! YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT ONE THEY NAB AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT, YOU WILL BE A STAR!

Get your fucking head outta the gutter and your ass and stop doing that shit! GET THERAPY AND MEDICATIONS OR SOMETHING! I’m done…laterz….

Twisted

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE TO GO TO THEM STUPID ASS MEETINGS!? IT’S MORE RETARDED THEN THE WORK ITSELF!

Well…I haven’t gone to like the past 5 or so meetings and have gotten more write-ups because of it…so I had to go to this shitty ass meeting, just to hear the same old bullshit about SHITTY WORK!

Here is a list of what we constantly hear at a shitty meeting!

1) CHANGES! – CHANGES THAT MAKES OUR SHITTY DAY AT WORK EVEN SHITTIER! Because, they keep adding things on to the shitty…shit..shit that we have to start with! It would be too easy if they just had us do a normal job flow or something! But, noo! They have to go out and over the limits to make things more complicated! FUCKING PRICK BASTARDS!

2) COMPLAINTS – Certain peoples are always bitching about doing more work then they are suppose to! But, it’s usually the ones bitching all the time that is doing the less amount of work!

3) NARKING BITCHES – There is always one or two “stupid-visors” that is narking on the slave-workers because they wanna keep that special place in the higher-up’s asses! They just have to say something to make themselves feel special! Well!….I hate to break it to you FUCK NUTS….YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ASSHOLE PLUGS! WIPE THE SHIT OFF YOUR FACE AND HEAD! I’M SURE THE HIGHER-UPS ARE TIRED OF HAVING YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES IT’S NOT FUNNY!

4) STRIPPING OF WHATEVER RIGHTS ARE LEFT! WHICH ISN’T MUCH! – Fucking bastards keep taking away the little rights or freedom that we should have to start with because they don’t offer shit to anyone from the start! We are just basically slaves that keep getting whippings! WELL! SCRATCH THAT…EVEN THE SLAVES HAD IT BETTER, BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THEY HAD TO PAY FOR A SLICE OF BREAD AND WHATEVER! I ALSO THINK THE JEWS HAD MORE RESPECT IN THE GERMAN CONENTRATION CAMPS! OUR NEW SLAVE MOTTO OR SLOGAN IS:  LETS ALL WORK FOR NOTHING! AFTER ALL WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING! HERE! TAKE OUR SHITTY PAYCHECKS TO!

5) THE SLAVE DRIVERS (MANAGERS) BITCH ABOUT THE SLAVE-WORKERS SHITTY WORK PERFORMANCES! Well! For one fucking thing, they shouldn’t be bitching about shit to start with, because of the following:

A) THE PLACE IS SHIT!

B) THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!

C) YOU DON’T GET SHIT! NO BENEFITS, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SHITTY MEALS NOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY THROW THE SHIT OUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT! US PART-TIMERS DON’T MAKE SHIT TO START WITH A MONTH AND WE HAVE TO TAKE OUT 10% OR MORE A MONTH FOR FOOD!

D) YOU HAVE TO WORK IN A BURNER BECAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THE FUCKING AC WORKING! EVERY GOD DAMN DAY YOUR LOSING 2 OR MORE POUNDS! IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO LOSE WEIGHT, COME AND WORK WHERE I WORK! YOU’LL LOSE IT QUICK! FUCK THEM BULLSHIT DIETS OUT THERE!

E) PEOPLE DON’T RESPECT ANYONE! WE ARE ALL IN THE SHIT-HOLE TOGETHER! BUT, THERE IS DUMBASSES THAT THINK THEY SHOULD COME BEFORE ANYONE ELSE! AH! NOT! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO ASSHOLES!

TO END THIS OFF FOR NOW! THE PLACE IS SO SHITTY THAT IT MAKES A CESSPOOL LOOK LIKE A NICE PLACE TO TAKE A BATH!

Ok, I am done for now! I can’t think straight because shitty work is draining me! I will post more to this then! That’s a promise! I’m out..gotta get back to working on the new layout!

Twisted

ME AND MY SITE ARE WAY TOO GOOD FOR YOU BASTARDS!

What I hate the most is the bastards online with sites that are bringing in the good hits, that can’t add your site link onto their site! I mean, even if some peoples think your site is shitty, it might NOT BE TO OTHERS! Here below is why they don’t wanna add your links!

1) THEY ARE JUST STUCK-UP BASTARDS WITH A FUCKING EGO PROBLEM!

2) THEY ARE JEALOUS OF YOUR SITE, AND AFRAID TO LOSE THEIR MEMBERS TO YOUR SITE!

3) THEY MUST THINK THEY ARE SO SPECIAL AND HOLD THIS WONDERFUL EGO OF THEMSELVES ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE AND THEY THINK THEY CONTROL THE NET! NOT! DON’T THINK SO FUCK NUTS!

4) JUST BECAUSE YOUR NOT USING THEIR SOFTWARE, EXAMPLES: BLOGGERS, FORUMS AND SUCH, THEY WON’T ADD YOUR LINK ONTO THEIR SITE! WHICH IS BULLSHIT! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T USE A SPECIFIC SOFTWARE, DOESN’T MEAN THEY SHOULD BE DENIED A SPOT ON (YOUR) THEIR SITE FOR A LINK! 

5) TO THEM IT DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO LINK TO SITES JUST STARTING OFF! I MEAN, AFTER ALL….THEY WERE NEVER IN THAT SPOT BEFORE! THEY JUST UPLOADED THEIR SITES AND THEY GOT SHITLOADS OF TRAFFIC DAILY AND BECAME POPULAR BY THE NEXT DAY! I MEAN IT’S TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO ADD YOUR LINK! THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE OUT BETTER THAT WAY, BUT THEY HAVE THEIR FUCKING HEADS AND HIGH EGOS SO FAR UP THEIR OWN ASSES THEY CAN’T SEE ANY BENEFIT THEY MIGHT GET FROM LINK EXCHANGES WITH “NOT-SO-BIG” SITES!

That’s ok! If and when mine becomes big! I won’t be like them other assholes out there on the net! The only thing I’ll expect is an honest link exchange! Where the other person actually adds my site link to their site’s pages and I’ll add their’s to mine! Like me and the Megaflow Beer Funnels Co did! Anyways….if you’d like to exchange links with my site, you’ll be added to the main site’s link page as well as the plog! I’m done….laterz….

Twisted