Author name: Twisted

Tissues for the Whining…Crybaby Bastards…..

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I THINK IT’S TIME TO GET OUT LIKE 10 BOXES OF TISSUES FOR THE WHINING..CRYBABYS! *SNIFFLE *SNIFFLE! AWWW! IT WILL BE OK YOU FUCKING BAWL BABY BASTARDS!

All them fucking twats that do not have a sense of humor and do not know how to READ POSTS OTHER THEN THE FIRST ONE ON THE PAGE! HELLO?! ARE YOU STUPID OR JUST PLAIN FUCKING RETARDED!? If you would read the other posts….you would understand why I am posting like I am! ( DUH! MY NAME IS GEORGE AND IM A FUCKING RETARD! ) My posts are mostly VENTS about shit that pisses me off and or real life experiences that are pissing me off or either just bothering me and I want to express myself!

If you weren’t retarded…you would KNOW with VENTS, COMES SWEARING and SMART ASSED REMARKS RIGHT?! COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! WAKE UP AND GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASSES! I think there should be a rule……NO POSTING REPLIES UNTIL ATLEAST 1PM ….that way we all know YOU SHOULD BE AWAKE and in a full state of mind! Well shit! You should be a wake any fucking ways after reading all the damn posts in CAPS lmao! hahaha! But that’s besides the point…understand why I’m posting like I am first…then if you still wanna bawl and be a whining little bitch bastard….I’ll have another box of tissues there for ya… Well that’s all WHINING BASTARDS….

(Please note: As Robbie pointed out before in a reply to another post….that SWEARING doesn’t make you cool! AH! YES IT DOES AND I AM COOL! IF YA DON’T LIKE IT! THEN YOU CAN GO SUCK THAT HORSE’S DICK THAT GUY WAS SUCKING, BUT DON’T BE LIKE HIM AND GET CAUGHT! Thanks for fucking understanding!)

I’m out…laterz…

Twisted

Even Mother Nature Is A Bitch!

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I swear….Mother Nature can even be a fucking bitch at times! IF SHE AIN’T GETTING NOOKIE THEN WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER!

She needs to get laid more often or something….geesh! ONE DAY or WEEK STRAIGHT, IT RAINS AND THUNDERSTORMS NON FUCKING STOP….THE NEXT IT’S COLD AS A MOTHER FUCKER AND RAINS OR IT’S JUST COLD! WHAT THE FUCK!? They use to say when it rains….it’s just God pissing…but I think it’s Mother Nature crying because she didn’t get the dick she should be getting!

Jesus or God!? Please give Mother Nature some NOOKIE! Then we don’t have to suffer with shitty fucking weather all the damn time! All you have to ask her is, YOU DO WHAT FOR HOW MANY COOKIES!? THERE! IT’S ALL ON THE TABLE, SHE WILL TELL YA WHAT SHE DOES FOR 12 COOKIES!… AMEN GOD DAMN IT!  (Please note: Better make them cookies…OREOS cause she likes them alot…hint! hint!)

Im out…laterz

Twisted

Drinking is good…Fines bad!

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Now this is going to be towards me for most part lol. YES! FINALLY GOD DAMN IT! Something about the site owner! THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE! NOPE!

Now…I wish the Dept Of Transportation would make up “personalized” DUI You Can’t Afford It signs. What I mean about personalized is, ones that would say something like.

DUI YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT! and then below the image on there, would be saying something like. JUST ASK MR SO AND SO (Someone’s real name that had to pay fines for DUI) and have their phone number there or something. Because it’s fucking expensive and to ask the people that have “been there done it” tell you what it was like, maybe people would listen a little better!

Now with me, It’s been NINE MONTHS now, and I’m still making a fucking fine payment each month of $125.25. Now with the shitty job I have, I only bring in like fucking $400.00 a month if I’m lucky! I don’t have shit left, after making that fine payment. To be able to really live some where on my own. Which fucking sucks ass! But, I fucked up and I’m still paying for it.

Not to mention I totalled the fucking car that I had spent over $4,000.00 on. I had a nice Firebird, put about $4,000.00 into it, was basically brand new! All new parts, only thing that needed fixed yet was the damn door pins! And I snapped a telephone pole in half, while the car was three feet up it. I think the school kids liked that though, knocked out the power to the school for the day..so they had off hahaha.

That car had fucking balls to. Brand new sooped up 355 small block motor in it, brand new $400.00 Holly 4 barrel carb. JESUS! Fucking laid black marks just tapping on the gas pedal quick. Kicked your ass back into the seat. Damn I’m still kicking myself! But any fucking ways… I was always making the joke about when people say…don’t drink and drive! I would always say…I don’t drink and drive (drinking while driving) I drink first, then drive! I know, I know, it’s not funny, it’s really a stupid joke, but fuck it lol!

But, for all you that think you will never be caught and so forth. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! YOU WILL PAY OUT MORE IN THE END! MAYBE EVEN LOSE A DESCENT AMOUNT OF MONEY AND STILL LOSE MONEY PAYING FOR THE DAMN FINES AND SHIT! DO NOT BE LIKE ME! That’s all….later

Twisted

Meds for the bi-polars maybe…

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Mmm…I seen this from an email and figured I my as well post it here. Maybe it can help them find the right medications a bit quicker and possibly cheaper. Who knows!! Here below is the listings.

New products: valium, xanax, diazepam (gen va1ium), levitra, alprazolam (gen xanax), soma (carisoprodol), fioricet (gen)

Categories meds that we have (which saave you up to 70% OFF):
muscle relaxants, sleeping aids, pain relief, woman health, mens health, sexual health, quit smoking, allergies, skin care, anti depressants & much more categorized meds

Cheaap 0ffeer:
30 Va1ium [anti depressants] 5mg – $ Best Priice
30 Xanax [anti depressants] 1mg – $ Best Priice
3 Cia1is [mens health] 20mg – $127
30 Phentermine [weight–loss]> 15mg – $99
60 Soma [muscle relaxants] 350mg – $99
30 Fioricet [pain relief] 40mg – $109
30 Cyclobenzaprine [pain relief] 10mg – $109
5 Via agra [sexuual health] 100mg – $139

Here is the link for ya!

http://www.buycheapmeds.biz/index.php?&sid=6329

Well…I suggest buying some of them or something. Maybe things will be nicer for you and your lover. AH! I DOUBT IT! BUT, IT’S WORTH A TRY RIGHT?! HAHAHA! FUCKING BITCHES! Before too long, I’ll be needing them, because of all the stupid nonsense stress you put on me and shit LOL!

Twisted

Just a friendly reminder….

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This is really for the stupid retarded bastards. I am posting this, just to let everyone know about my site and so forth, so I don’t have stupid replies to posts in my Plog like the one person did for the EVIL DWARF post.

Like it says on the Index page of main site! Under the Just a Reminder section, well actually it’s listed under Please Note! Now I’m going to put this in big fucking letters so even the half blind can see it fairly good to.

ANYTHING PAST THIS PAGE MAYBE A LITTLE HARSH, SARCASTIC AND MAYBE EVEN TWISTED.

THIS IS MY ONLINE HOME AND MY PLACE TO RELEASE FEELINGS OR WHAT NOT ON CERTAIN ISSUES! 

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SUBJECTS DISCUSSED HERE….YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS! 

Ok, now with that said for all the stupid retarded fuckers to see. Please don’t post stupid comments to my posts, trying to make yourself sound so “wonderful” like because I’m sure you feel the same way about certain issues, people and so on. Well, for example..you might think I’m an asshole. Well, DING DING DING! Your a winner! I am an asshole! And the credit goes where the credit is due!

YOU!

(Any fucking bi-polar bitch, sluts, whores, users and cheaters!) YOU ARE SO SPECIAL! NOT! FUCK OFF AND DIE!! I HOPE YOU GET REDIRECTED TO HEAVEN SO I DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT WHEN I’M IN HELL! I’M DONE…LATER…

Twisted

[HOT TOPIC] THE TOPIC TONIGHT IS……TEASING SLUTS!!

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Welp!….You just have to love the sluts of the world… Nothing like being played by “girls” or as most of them liked to be refered to as a “woman”. I’m a “woman” god damn it!….Im no girl! YEAH RIGHT BITCH!…WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY!!…. Any fucking ways…..I’m so sick of being played and used by the “TEASING WOMEN” or “TEASING SLUTS”! of the world today.

IT IS GETTING TOO MUCH FOR ME!!…..FUCK IT ALL!!…..Everyday I go to god damn work and work with these girls….and they flirt, tease and whatever else with me! They both flirt and at same time nonchalantly try and pass their workload onto me…it’s like BITCHES!!….DO YOUR OWN GOD DAMN FUCKING WORK!!…..IM NOT GETTING HALF OF YOUR PAYCHECK AM I!!?? WHORE BAGS TEASES FROM KIDDY HELL!!

AND PPL ASK ME WHY I WANNA DRINK LIQUER OR BEER ALL THE TIME!….JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!…WALK IN MY SHOES TIME TO TIME FOR CHRIST’S SAKES LOL!!! Anyway….back to the “SLUT TOPIC” or “TEASE TOPIC” at hand lmao!! They also bitch about everything someone else does or doesn’t do but then they do the same shit they bitch at others for…!!?? Wassup with that!!?? Now we can classify them as “HYPOCRITICAL BITCH TEASE SLUTTY SLUTS FROM KIDDIE HELL LOL!!

Also, this one girl comes across to me like she wants to get with me and so on….BUT! At that time…either she just broke up with some guy or doesn’t want a “boyfriend” or you could maybe call them “temporarys” LMAO! She is always like, well!….I wouldn’t mind getting with you and stuff, but I’d like to take it slow, cause when I rush things with these other guys…it don’t work out. DING!! DING!! BITCH!! HELLO!! DO YOU HAVE ANY LIVING BRAIN CELLS LEFT UP IN THE BRAIN OR WHATEVER!!?? OMFG! SERIOUSLY!? YOU HAVE 5 BRAIN CELLS UP THERE, WELL SHIT!! YOU STILL HAVE MORE THEN ME AND I KNOW HOW TO BE IN RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE LMAO!! IT’S FUCKING HIGH TIME TO STOP BEING SLUT TEASES AND OR WHATEVER AND GROW THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THINGS SLOW YET BE SERIOUS ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIPS!! MY GOD!!

moral of the story for them is: IF YOU DON’T WANNA GET FUCKING HURT BY PLAYERS AND USERS AND ASSHOLES….!! DO NOT! KEEP GOING OUT WITH THEM TYPES OF GUYS OR FALLING FOR THEM DUH!!

I’m just so fucking sick of this bullshit it’s not even funny! I gotta quit my job and try to find some other piece of shit job some where…but in my shit hole area on the globe, it’s KINDA FUCKIN HARD TO DO!…. WELL!…THAT’S ALL I HAD TO GET OFF MY CHEST TONIGHT!! I MIGHT UPDATE THIS POST AGAIN THEN I DUNNO… PLEASE POST YOUR OPINIONS AND WHAT NOT ON THE SUBJECT….IM SURE IM NOT THE ONLY GUY IN THIS SITUATION LOL!! ANYWAYS…..LATERZ ALL!

We need AC at SHIT WORK!

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I just have to rant about this quick lmao! It’s just driving me fucking nuts to. WE NEED THE AIR CONDITIONING TURNED ON AT SHIT WORK!

I don’t know how much longer us SLAVES at work are going to be able to take the shitty heat because the dumb-fucks don’t turn the damn AC on! JESUS! I use to work in a fucking greenhouse in 90 to 100 degree weather and was cooler! Besides all the other damn stress and bullshit at work, we also have to worry about losing 10lbs a day at shitty work! I mean it’s not bad for those Fat Bastards…but for us that don’t weigh so much, JESUS! I use to wear a size 36 jeans, now Im down to like a size 33 or 34!

We had asked one of the retarded STUPID-VISORS about it and they said.. well…the higher-ups said about it needing to be atleast 70 degrees out for a month straight! I was like…YEAH! LET THEM FUCKERS WORK IN THERE ONCE AND SEE HOW FAST THAT DAMN RULE CHANGES! I had fucking sweat just rolling down my chest and stomach tonight and lastnight at work, almost passed the fuck out! And you almost feel like your going to get a heat stroke and shit….and just drop to the floor!

Them fuckers need to turn the damn AC ON NOW! YOU CAN FRY A GOD DAMN EGG ON OUR FORHEADS AND SHIT! TURN IT ON NOW GOD DAMN IT!

OR I WILL CHAIN ONE THEM HIGHER UP MOTHERFUCKERS FAST TO SOMETHING NEAR THE STOVE WHERE WE WORK AROUND ALL THE TIME AND LET THEM GET A TASTE OF HEATSTROKES AND SHIT!

MAYBE THEY CAN LOSE THAT 20LBS THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO LOSE! DAMN LAZY ECLAIR EATING BASTARDS! I’m done…later

Twisted

Microsoft = MicroSHIT!

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There is nothing like doing the Security Updates for Windows XP and getting the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!

IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF! YOU SPEND HOW MANY GOD DAMN HOURS DOWNLOADING THE SHITTY SECURITY PATCHES AND THEN SPEND ANOTHER HOW LONG TRYING TO GET RID OF THE DAMN BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!

FUCKING MICROSOFT SUCKS MICROASS AND IS MICROSHIT!

Who the hell makes up these security patches anyways? Fucking a bunch of retards from a “special home” or something! They must figure, well we’ll just have them dumbass retards do some up so we can have a nice long weekend and maybe a few days off. YEAH!, THAT’S SMART! Hahaha, naa… It didn’t really take me long to fix it though.

Just did the old CTRL- ALT- DELETE function and clicked to run new process, browsed to the Windows folder and un-installed the security patches one at a time till it was the right one and let me get through to the Desktop!

SO KISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING RETARDED MICROSHIT WORKERS AND MICROBULLSHIT SECURITY PATCHES! YOU HEAR ME YOU BITCHES!? DAMN! I’m done….laterz….

Twisted

ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY!…AT SHIT WORK!!

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I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF SHIT WORK! IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!

I am so fucking tired of working with the bi polar bitches it’s getting old and tiresome. All they do is bitch about everything someone else does, but they do the same shit! I know I have mentioned this before in another post…but it happened again today and I have to post again about it lol.

Any fucking ways…working with the two girls in the beginning of the work day wasn’t bad at all. But! Once we got into the dishroom to do the dishes, ALL HEAVEN BROKE LOOSE AGAIN! And I don’t even know why…I mean shit! I wasn’t even doing anything wrong! The one just started bitching for no reason, being all mean and shit! Then it just struck a nerve and I started arguing back. Then it was like an alarm went off or something!

ATTENTION ALL BI POLARS AND BITCHES! ATTENTION! WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT IN PROGRESS! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARGUMENT FOR ATTACK! (TAG TEAM TIME! I SAY AGAIN! TAG TEAM TIME!)

I was like O HELL! Here we go again! Another unfair mouth battle with the BI POLARS FROM HEAVEN! It’s like naa, this must be just a bad dream or the worst nightmare I have ever had! So I pinched myself…NOPE! It’s not a fucking dream! DAMN! THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS! I had the damn EVIL DWARF COOK on my ass besides the damn other two bi polars!

The one hit me in the arm with the damn cart door, so I fucking knee-d it hard to slam back towards her, but it missed. hahaha.. But anyways…she got mad at me for being an ASSHOLE! When I didn’t even do anything any fucking ways. SHE STARTED IN ON ME! LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT OR SOMETHING! They get mad at me for defending myself for shit they dish out to fucking start with! ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

THEY ALL NEED MEDICATION! BUT, I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT! ALONG WITH THE THERAPY THEY NEED! SHIT! I THINK ONE TIME WITH A THERAPIST, THE THERAPIST WOULD NEED MEDICATION AND THERAPY!

I think it’s high time for them to get serious help! Meds, Therapy and shit like that. Maybe even be shipped over seas to Iraq and shit to help the “War on Terror“! Like I said before, they could be used in the interrogation rooms and shit! Any fucking ways…I’m just sick of how shit goes at work and them damn bitches. They all have the damn nerve to call me an ASSHOLE, but they never look at the real reason for others to change their overall attitudes towards them.

IT’S THE BITCHES STARTING IT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE! I WASN’T EVEN DOING ANYTHING WRONG! FUCKING BITCHES FROM HEAVEN! THEY SAY THEY GO TO CHURCH! AH! IF THAT IS WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE CHURCHES THESE DAYS, NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST CHRISTAINITY LMAO! HAHAHA! Naa…..Im done….prolly update again later…

Life Sucks Ass…Then Ya Die!.. NOT!!

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To all those people (Wanna be Philosphers) out there, that think that everyone should just shut up and not say shit about anything that is bothering them, CAN LICK MY HAIRY NUTS AND ASS CRACK!

You all act like your life is Soooo Fucking Wonderful or something….when really it’s just as bad as any one else’s! You DO NOT have any room to tell some one else to shut up and live with the fact that life suck ass and big horse dick! You are just basically telling people to bottle up their feelings!

That is the stupidist thing to do to someone! That among a few other things, leads people to the Mental Institute or killing themselves. I have bottled up feelings before and it was not funny. I was always miserable, depressed, emotional and so forth and often thought of killing myself! Now! I JUST COME STRAIGHT OUT THE WITH SHIT! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! Well! For example: FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU WANNA  BE FUCKING PHILOSPHER MOTHERFUCKERS, WITH A SO FUCKING WONDERFUL FUCKING LIFE!

Like I see in most forums, people are giving others a hard time, because they wanna get out feelings or whatever that is bothering them and in hopes, get a nice descent reply from other board members. But no! They give them more grief about what they are posting! It’s fucking bullshit! They are posting this stuff for hopes of help from people they think are online “FRIENDS”. That is why most join message boards….to talk to others and make friends right? Maybe even get some pointers, opinions, suggestions, help or anything of that nature.

I THINK THE USA IS GOING DOWN THE SHITTER AND QUICK! NO ONE REALLY GIVES TWO SHITS IN THE WIND ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT THEMSELVES!

I use my Plog to post rants and shit that happened to me in real life. Or anything really that I feel the need to post about that might be bugging me. If you don’t like what I post, you know where to lick and or suck! I’m also posting possible pointers and so forth in hopes that this shit might help someone in a real life situation to.

Being that most of my posts are “real life” related and or experiences. I dunno….I think if someone wants to ask a question or just asks for help, help them then maybe….don’t tell them to grow up and ignore it being that it’s just life! Because there might be someone out there that can’t just take that as an answer! It’s up to you and everyone to help others, not just put them in the damn corner and basically tell them to grow up and fuck off! I’m done…later

Twisted

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