General

People often bitch, cry and complain about how I don’t update shit. Well…if you weren’t half retarded….you’d know when changes were made. When I said I was going to add more porn to the Porn Gallery eventually….I meant it.

For one: Check the fucking count number for each god damn gallery. If you checked the galleries yesterday…..and they read something like (example amounts):

1) Hardcore is: 23

2) Fetishes is: 35

3) Incest Porn is: 45

4) Seducing is: 78

5: Whatever is: blah blah

And the next day…..the number counts went up in each gallery. That meant….WOW! He actually updated the porn gallery. I mean shit people….we can’t be that stupid can we?! O wait…..yeah..we must be.

For fucks sake….I just added like almost hundred images in one night. I don’t think anyone knows it yet! That’s fucked up! Another way to tell is….click the LAST UPLOADS link at top of page, to find out what was recently added to the porn gallery.

Or, you can tell by the number here on index page, It’s down about 3/4 of the way saying something like this: 258 files in 8 albums and 8 categories with 0 comments viewed 3642 times.

I know I keep saying over and over again, an update is coming soon, but…then never does! But, I am going to be uploading a SHITLOAD of porn images to make up for all them days I didn’t add anything! That’s a promise!

At the current moment, I am working on a new layout for the main site. Which is 10x harder to do because I don’t have Photoshop 6 anymore…..THANKS FUCKING SPYWARE! THANKS A BUNCH FUCKERS! I have no choice but to use Fireworks 4 for the images…when I have never really used that program before. Kinda fucking sucks, but …alot of progress is made.

Please! Please! Hang in there ok. When this new layout is complete…it will contain alot more content as well as a new look! As I’m posting this message, I have about 70% of the layout done! And I’m going right back on it again when done with this post.

Another thing I’m concerned about is: BANDWIDTH for the site itself. Reason being, ever since I started that Gallery….my bandwidth has gone UP ALOT! Go figure right.. hahaha! I just might have to send my host some more money…just towards the Bandwidth. I dunno…I just thought I’d let everyone know this shit. I’m out….I gotta get working on the layout again. Laterz…

IF NOT, O WELL…FUCK IT! Atleast I was having fun for the past 3 or 4 days! Besides taking a break from the internet over Christmas and shit….I had taken some time off for BEER and “FRIENDS”! It was cool, damn…all that damn drinking and I’m still feeling it! Whoa! I just realized I had a case and a half yet in the trunk of car…oops… hahaha..

I’ll get into that stash later…maybe over New Years weekend or something lol!! Anyways..along with the above bullshit, I’m adding in a quick update…to no real update! LOL! I started using the god damn Fireworks..but, it’s giving me the shits. I’m really in NEED OF PHOTOSHOP 6 again, fuck! I guess I’ll try using Flash MX to work on the images then, o well!

I am going to rush to get caught up though on main site and porn images that was suppose to be done before. The next few days is going to be dedicated to working on the main site and such. I still have off of work until next Monday..which will give me plenty of time to work on the site and shit.

Anyways…I gotta go and install Flash MX again, and get started on the shit. Laterz for now..

This is so fucking awesome! I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes! I had 2 cds from way back, packed with fucking porno images and movies! The only problem was, at first I couldn’t access the cds to see if they were in there or not. Here it was a build up of scum, baby oil and maybe even cum lmao! I dunno…

Tonight I just cleaned both cds to an awesome shine….and tried them again. FUCKING RIGHT! I got into both cds..and copied all 15 porn image folders to my computer…and then copied the fucking movie folder to it to. Here is the size of both folders:

Porn Image Folder: (please note: not even containing all the ones I did upload to the gallery) Size on disk is a whopping fucking: 330MB! LOL!!

The Movie Folder: Size on disk is a whopping fucking: 350MB! LOL!!

HOLY FUCK AM I HAPPY LOL!! AND THIS DOESN’T MEAN I’M GOING TO STOP COLLECTING NEW SHIT OFF THE NET EITHER LMAO! I still have to recopy all the ones off the gallery yet and add them to the right folders…just so i know what all was uploaded and such, I don’t wanna be uploading doubles of shit! Hahaha!

Anyways, there is enough fucking porn to last forever and even longer! So please be patient here and I’ll try to atleast add 5 to 10 new images each day! Also, please spread the link to friends and shit! Welp…that’s all for now…I gotta get into those folders and look around hehe, I kinda forget what all I downloaded before… (haha…yeah right lmao….it’s wack it and smack it time!!) hahaha….damn….laterz..

With all the bullshit problems with the spyware and computer, I am almost forced to keep my layouts simple. I could spend days and hours on the look of the site, but …..fuck it. I still have Fireworks 4 and Flash MX as far as I know, up and running. I’m NOT a Flash expert….none the less….I plan on doing all my imagery with Fireworks 4.

I plan on doing a whole new look for the main site, and really soon. My plans are to keep shit simple, I’m done with all this up all fucking early morning working on shit. It’s just too much, and the end result….nothing gets done (content adding wise) to the main site. Before everything goes poof again, I’m going to add almost every fucking post to the new main site.

The “templates” part of main site is going to go down most likely. Being that I lost alot of mine that was already made. The only two I have now, are the ones on the main site and the “grey” which you can view from the main site index page. The link is also pasted in a post I have done a few days ago on here.

Regarding the Porn Gallery, like I had said….all my porn images went poof! I have none now, I don’t have any fucking movies either. Which fucking sucks horse wang…but..what can I do?! I plan on going and getting more saved again, but for now…it’s not on my “DO NOW GOD DAMN IT LIST“!

Also, that new link exchange page shit is done. Fuck it! The old links page is up and running again. And that will be re-done later along with new layout. Everything will be re-done again. Anyways, I just thought I’d let everyone know what was going on. Well…I gotta get back to doing shit with the new layout and such. Laterz…

It’s a sad place to end up, but..it has it’s good points to.

Anyways, here below is the good points about going to the Doctor’s office, then below that is the bad points about going there.

1) HE WILL GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO GET OFF WORK, OUT OF SCHOOL OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU DON’T WANNA DO.

2) YOU COULD GET A FUCKING FAGGISH LOLLY POP! (LICK AND SUCK ON IT BITCH!)

Welp! That’s the only good things about going to the doctor’s office! Now for the bad points about going there.

1) THEY USUALLY RUB AND FONDLE AROUND YOUR PRIVATE AREAS WITH COLD HANDS! THEY CAN’T WARM THE SHIT UP FIRST, WTF??!! AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES YOU JUMP AND LAUGH BECAUSE THEY HIT A NERVE OR SOMETHING AND YOU TRY HIDING IT, BUT IT DON’T WORK! THEN THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE GAY OR GETTING TURNED ON BY IT! THEM FUCKERS! WARM YOUR HANDS FIRST OR DON’T TOUCH ME AT ALL, JESUS!

2) THEY USUALLY REQUEST YOU TO PISS IN A FUCKING CUP QUICK! LIKE WTF MAN!? I CAN’T PISS RIGHT AWAY FOR YOU, DON’T RUSH ME! I’LL PISS WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY DAMN IT! DON’T MAKE ME PISS ON YOUR SHOES OR LEG, YOU DOCTOR BASTARD YOU! SOMETIMES THEY EVEN WANT YOU TO SHIT IN A CUP OR BOWL FOR THEM, IT’S LIKE…DID YOU FORGET TO PACK A LUNCH TODAY OR SOMETHING?! WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?! JUST ADD SOME SALT AND KETCHUP! WALLA! A FUCKING CORN DOG LMAO! NAA..JK

3) SOMETIMES THEY PROBE YOUR ASSHOLE’S WITH SHIT, IT’S LIKE MAN!!… I WANTED MY ASSHOLE TO STAY A VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, NOW YOU GONE AND RUINED IT YOU DOCTOR PRICK BASTARD! (AND PLEASE DON’T KEEP PROBING IT, I KNOW YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON IT BY IT, BUT I DON’T FIND IT AMUSING…) GO IN THERE STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW AND COME OUT WANTING SOME DICK IN THE ASS… JESUS! NAA…JK

4) YOU END UP WAITING HOURS TO GET SEEN, BUT.. WHEN YOU FINALLY GET TOLD TO SIT IN THE PATIENT ROOM, THE DOCTOR STILL TAKES A HALF HOUR TO GET IN THERE TO SEE YOU, AND IT’S FUCKING COLD IN THE ROOM! JESUS! TURN THE FUCKING HEAT ON PRICK!

5) WHEN FINALLY SEEN BY THE DOCTOR, IT DON’T TAKE TOO LONG, BUT THE FUCKING BILL IS LONGER THEN A KID’S FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIST FOR SANTA! IT’S LIKE: YOU PROBED MY ASSHOLE QUICK, I PISSED AND SHIT IN A CUP FOR YOU, AND YOU CHECKED MY BREATHING, EARS AND SHIT, NOW I OWE YOU LIKE HALF OF MY PAYCHECK! WTF!?

Ok, for one thing, most of the stuff on my Blog isn’t COMPLAINING, it’s called RANTING! And even if I was complaining here and there about shit, SO FUCKING WHAT! WHO GIVES A DAMN… REALLY?! Except maybe for a few viewers, but still…I don’t come to your house, website, blog or whatever the fuck, telling you how to feel, what to post or what not to post.

And especially, I DO NOT tell you what to do with your shit or whatever…so I expect the same respect in return…if you don’t like the shit on my Blog, then you could always just FUCK OFF!! Thanks! Much love pricks… and by the way…the warning was on the door from the start, and there was two posts containing this information below here. I hope you can understand it, if not…I’m sure someone there with you can explain it for you! Here’s the warning message below:

BECAUSE OF SOME DUMBASS ON MY PLOG! I HAVE TO PUT THIS IN CAPS SO EVEN THE HALF BLIND CAN READ IT!

ANYTHING PAST THIS PAGE MAYBE A LITTLE HARSH, SARCASTIC AND EVEN TWISTED!

THIS IS MY ONLINE HOME AND MY PLACE TO RELEASE FEELINGS OR WHAT NOT ON CERTAIN ISSUES!

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SUBJECTS DISCUSSED HERE…MY BALLS NEED WASHED, SO START LICKING BITCHES!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION!

Twisted

I have made a new theme for the main site and possibly one for the blog. It is really bland, nothing special…but, some of my online msn messenger friends say, they like the one I have now, better then the new one I just made.

O well…I have been thinking about it and I decided to go another route and make something else that is more simple. I’m tired of spending or wasting time on layouts and shit, and no content gets added….because I’m using hours of finding the perfect imagery and color scheme for a design…. Anyways…I thought I would share the link to the Grey Layout I had recently made.

I wanted to show you what I have been doing over the holidays, so you don’t think I was just lying to you. Here’s the link…

www.vindictivebastard.com/grey

There is no content there, it’s just the basic layout and such. I hope you like it, and thanks.

P.S. I know the logo looks retarded or whatever, but I didn’t spend too much time on it lol! I just wanted to get it done and uploaded to net. I plan to make a better one then, just don’t have time right now, I gotta go to work soon…. lata

LIKE A HORSE’S BIG “PETE”! Hahaha…naa jk. But, the new site layout is going to be a little bland, but, sweet though. I’m not going to get all nuts over the design this time. It’s just going to be a basic type deal. It’s about 88% done now, I have been working on it again tonight. Soon, very soon..it will be ready to upload. Keep watching out for the changes… well, I’m off to bed…got shit work tomorrow…lata..

Twisted 

I hate being sick with a passion. But, it does have some good points though, well only a few.

1) You miss shitty school!

2) You miss shitty work!

3) You miss shitty church!

4) You miss shitty anything else you would love to normally skip out on doing, but can’t because your a healthy responsible prick!

Anyways, I have been sick the past 4 days, well…really longer then that actually. Since Last Thursday at work, I felt the cold coming on! Here is how many days I had off so far:

Friday, Sat, Sun, no work of course!

Mon, Tue, Wed, Thurs.. the whole god damn week of work….

This Friday and Sat yet…. Then I’ll go back fucking Sunday night! (SIGH) It’s only Sunday this time, because we only work three days… Sun, Mon, Tue….Then have fucking Weds, Thurs, Friday, Sat, Sun and Mon off lol!! Woot Woot!! Another long ass vacation for me lmao! I can’t wait to get them shitty ass three days over.

Which brings me to another thing. I have more time to do shit with the site and such. I’m already working on a  new layout…. it’s about 85% done…. it should be ready to upload soon! Keep watching you cum guzzling whores and pricks! It’s fucking awesome….well, I think so atleast… Anyways…gotta get some sleep… lata..

Twisted