E-Harmony.com should really be called….
RantsE-BULLSHIT.COM THE “E” IN E-HARMONY.COM STANDS FOR “EMPTY” BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY WILL DO TO YOUR WALLET! BECAUSE YOU CAN’T FIND A DAMN DATE OR LOVER ON YOUR OWN! YOU HAVE TO RELY ON A STUPID ASS WEBSITE TO DO IT FOR YOU!
Now, I just joined to see what it was like, because I had tried other various “hook-up” sites years ago, because my damn wife was being a bitch from hell and I wanted something better! I also just joined to see what all the so called “good” advantages were. But this E-harmony site takes the fucking cake!
“GET YOUR $40.00 VALUE, PROFILE FOR FREE!” FREE.. MY DAMN ASS! IT MIGHT BE IN THE BEGINNING AFTER SPENDING A FUCKING 2 TO 4 HOURS TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN SURVEYS AND SHIT! I just wasted a good 4 hours of wacking off time right there! Fucking Bullshit! Anyways…then after finally getting through the piece of shit surveys and shit…I noticed these plans then:
1 month plan for ONLY $49.95
3 months for ONLY $99.95
6 months for ONLY $159.95
12 months for ONLY $249.95
Don’t you just love how they use the word ONLY!? I do! They act like everyone on the planet: SHIT HOLE makes enough money to pay for this BULLSHIT every fucking month or something! IF IT’S ONLY THIS AND THAT A MONTH, CAN YOU PAY IT FOR ME ASSHOLES!? YOUR BRINGING IN THE SUCKERS MONEY NOW, CAN YOU PAY FOR THE YEAR PLAN FOR ME!?
Here below are some more names they should be called because they just a bunch of rip-off bastards!
1) E-TAKEALLYOURDAMNMONEYFORNOTHING.COM
2) E-CROCKOFSHIT.COM
3) E-EMPTYYOURWALLETTOUSBECAUSEYOUADUMBASS.COM
4) E-WEOWNYAKNOWGODDAMNIT.COM
5) E-PAYUPSUCKERS.COM
Here below should be the ANTI: E-HARMONY.COM site’s urls.
1) E-HARMONYCANLICKMYNUTS.COM
4) E-HARMONYSHOULDBURNINHELL.COM
5) E-HARMONYMYASS.COM
6) E-HARMONYISBULLSHIT.COM
7) E-HARMONYISFORRETARDS.COM
8) E-HARMONYLICKSHAIRYBALLSACKS.COM
9) E-HARMONYEMPTIEDMYWALLET.COM
10) E-HARMONYDRAINSYOURMONEYSUPPLY.COM
11) E-HARMONYAREJUSTABUNCHOFBASTARDS.COM
12) E-HARMONYISACROCKOFSHIT.COM
13) E-HARMONYISARIPOFFSITE.COM
14) E-HARMONYALLTHEWAYTOBANCRUPCY.COM
15) E-HARMONYISLIVINGINHARMONYBECAUSETHEYHAVEALLYOURDAMNMONEY.COM
16) E-HARMONY=EBULLSHIT.COM
17) E-HARMONYISHORSESHIT.COM
OK, there! I think that about covers the E-HARMONY BULLSHIT! THEY CAN TAKE THEIR MONTHLY PLANS AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR E-HARMONY ASSHOLES! I’m done….laterz..
Twisted
(Please note: Out of all the dating sites I have tried, the one I found most helpful was www.othersingles.com If your trying to find someone better, I wish you luck!)