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Young Bucks getting with the Old Fucks…a new fad?

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I’m not sure, but I must say, lately… it seems like ALOT more people around my age (25 to 35) are going for the old fucks. I’m not sure WHY or for WHAT reason, but it just seems to be happening ALOT lately.

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but for some of the young bucks choices, Oh my fucking god… barf city. There’s a few other people I know, that I THINK / BELIEVE are tampering with the old dick or clit, but I ain’t going to say shit about it now.

Hell, I even have YOUNGER chicks wanting me, and I’m 32. So yeah, there again the young bucks are chasing the old fucks… I ain’t THAT old god damn it, shut the fuck up. I may be 32 but I look 23… wheeeeee! Now, where’s my next soon to be lover… oh yeah, that’s right… I gotta wait a few more years… Anyway, I’m out for the night… tata…

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YMCA Memberships are constantly on the up and up at work…

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I started working there a year ago, and back then the memberships never really climbed at all. It was usually the same damn members day in and day out… but lately, wow… they are really on the up and up…

What’s funny, but yet sad, is that most of the NEW members aren’t fat ass slobs! They’re just normal sized folks, wanting to stay fit, slim, and to just build up some muscles…

I guess it’s just fair to say that the fat fucks don’t really need to come to the YMCA to work-out or whatever, climbing out of bed in the mornings is about the same equivalent as daily work-out at the YMCA…

But, here a couple suggestions anyway though:

  1. Stay away from the junk food and TVs 24-fucking-7! Sure, getting out of bed is an exercise for ya, but ya ruin it for yourselves when entering the living-rooms and kitchens…The refrigerators, cupboards, video games, and TVs constantly calling your names and shit… “Hey fatty, come here… I got something goooood for youuuuu… ” God damn lazy fat fucks.
  2. Maybe you SHOULD try working out at the YMCA! I don’t really think that daily exercise of crawling out of bed in the morning is working too good. It might actually help you lose a few ounces more a day than the current exercise technique.
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