Tag Archives: girlfriend
- 27 February, 2010
- The perfect “Girlfriend”, every man knows it’s true too!– also tagged bastard, bitch, box, built, can't speak, chick, complain, complaints, eye, fuck, fucking, hell, horny, invested, load, low price, man, nagging, perfect, perfection, pleasure palace, price, Rubbermaid, shot, teasing, tits, titties, true, whore-bag, whores
How can a man deny that a love doll like her above, couldn’t be the perfect “Girlfriend” for them? I mean seriously, here below is WHY they can’t deny she’d be the perfect girlfriend… 1.) She ain’t going to be a nagging bitch, she’ll keep her fucking mouth shut and take it like the little […]
- 31 August, 2008
- Just one of them days…– also tagged baby, church, night, orgasmic, phone sex, porn, Saturday, session, Sunday, work
Ya have to LOVE Sunday… It’s the only day of the week that you can actually catch up on sleep, or, sometimes in my case… PORN. Nah, I’m kidding, that’s Saturday night into Sunday EARLY morning. Ya know, when the Church goers are getting ready for Church, I’m ending my 8 to 12 hour porn […]
- 18 August, 2008
- Fucking debt collectors…– also tagged 1999, 666, alcoholic beverages, assholes, brother, calling, calls, checking account, collection fees, collectors, commits suicide, credit card, debt collectors, debts, ex-wife, family, friends, hell, house, idiots, kids, me, money, of, phone, piece, Satan, shit, spencer, work
There’s nothing worse then debt collectors calling every god damn couple of hours of every god damn day… I swear, they call more than family, girlfriend, friends, and general other idiots and assholes you never wanna hear from. Hell, I’d rather hear from the idiots and assholes, then the debt collectors… Usually when they call […]
- 13 December, 2007
- hotsexygirl is a member of MySpace and is inviting you to join.– also tagged bitch, dumb fuck, email, go fuck yourself, hotsexygirl, inviting, join, merry christmas, MSN, myshit.com, Myspace, myspace.com, pic, slutty, spammer
Natalie is back!!! Gee Whiz, this girl just doesn’t wanna give up on me! Yeah, I got another email from this MySpace.com Slutty Spammer Bot Bitch… Still up to her old tricks, just using a different “name”… Anyway, here’s what she had to say this time… hotsexygirl says: merry christmas!! Twisted says: Merry (Go Fuck Yourself All The […]
- 8 August, 2006
- Marriage = Jackshit!– also tagged back burner, boyfriend, cheat, communication, death, divorced, first kid, hubby, incompatible, jackshit, lover, marriage, marriage license, sex, toilet, wife
I’m sure as hell not an “old-timer”, but, this is so true it’s not even funny anymore. Nowadays, when someone wants to get “married”, they really mean, they want to be Boyfriend and Girlfriend. It’s just *not* like it used to be back in the day, meaning, when my grandparents were married and such. Back […]
- 30 April, 2004
- Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!!– also tagged answer, answered, beer, call, flush, institute, love, messages, nuts, phone, ring, wife
Well! I made these twisted messages up that someone would get when calling your cell phone all the damn time driving you nuts! JUST LIKE MY BRO DID TO ME! DROVE ME FUCKIN NUTS! He inspired me to do these lmao! Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!! 1) Hello..? I can’t answer the phone the right now….I’m either doing your […]