Tag Archives: chick
- 5 June, 2010
- The Flip Flop…– also tagged "Love Shack", 1999, 2.0.0.4, 36 years old, bail, bullshit, circus acts, claimed, clothes, connect, connecting, dick, door, failed, fuck, grow up, guys, hopping, legs, level, life, listen, male slut, man, marriage, mental, nail, One, partner, perfect, pit stop, psychedelic, Queen Ton, relationship, seriously, sheets, shipped, shorts, sinking, size, someone, special, spread, strife, tearing, Titanic, wishes
It’s always nice to land that “special someone” that you feel is the “one”, but there’s those times too, that you have to watch out for a sinking (relation)ship too, like the Titanic. This last one was about the size of the Titanic, although the size didn’t matter. It was the actions of it, that […]
- 27 February, 2010
- The perfect “Girlfriend”, every man knows it’s true too!– also tagged bastard, bitch, box, built, can't speak, complain, complaints, eye, fuck, fucking, girlfriend, hell, horny, invested, load, low price, man, nagging, perfect, perfection, pleasure palace, price, Rubbermaid, shot, teasing, tits, titties, true, whore-bag, whores
How can a man deny that a love doll like her above, couldn’t be the perfect “Girlfriend” for them? I mean seriously, here below is WHY they can’t deny she’d be the perfect girlfriend… 1.) She ain’t going to be a nagging bitch, she’ll keep her fucking mouth shut and take it like the little […]
- 6 May, 2008
- AOL’s Point and Speak…– also tagged Amazing Grace, AOL, attic, bastards, Brady, Britney, Britney Spears, Christ, Christian, church, cum, cumming, damn, dead, drunk, felt, Florida, free, fucking, good, groaning, grunting, Hawaii, headset, healthy, house, huge, Jamaica, Jesus, Jesus Christ, lazy, Lord, love, mic, microphone, moaning, month, ookingdom.com, point, Point and Speak, porn, report, sacramento.craigslist.org, sales, school, sex, shit, shit log, slur, software, sound, speak, Spears, Sunday, trip, wireless, work, years, younger
A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you! It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through […]