31 October, 2026 Stories worth reading. Perspectives worth sharing.

Twisted

Rants

Online Poker Spammer Bot Bastards!!! DIE!..BURN!!!

I AM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO DELETE ALL THIS ONLINE POKER SPAM AND SHIT FROM THE POSTS! I’M FINDING THAT EMAIL BOMBING SCRIPT AND I’M GOING TO EMAIL BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ONLINE POKER BULLSHIT SITE’S!

EACH AND EVERY VALID EMAIL ADDRESS LISTED ON ANY OF THE SITE’S YOU’RE PROMOTING WILL GET A SMALL AMOUNT OF: 1,500 EMAILS, CONTAINING THE SHIT YOU’RE BOMBING ON HERE! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, FUCK OFF! WHAT COMES AROUND, GOES AROUND! YOU DISH IT OUT, EXCEPT THE SAME SERVING OF SHIT BACK AGAIN… 3 FOLD!

ALSO, WHATEVER EMAILS THAT ARE VALID AND WORKING ON YOUR SHITTY ASS ONLINE POKER SITE, THE EMAIL BOMBING SCRIPT WILL AUTOMATICALLY REFRESH AND SEND 1,500 MORE EMAILS OUT TO YOU!

THIS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SHIT STOPS! I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! FUCK OFF AND DIE! AND BELOW HERE IS SOME OF THE SHIT I AM TALKING ABOUT! BUT, IM SURE OTHERS KNOW AND HAVE THE SAME SHIT HAPPEN TO THEM!

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IF THE SHIT DON’T STOP! I’M GOING TO TAKE A “POKER” AND RAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES! THANKS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS SPAMMING TIME! LATERZ

P.S. I don’t have that problem anymore since I changed from Plog to WordPress, and have some Anti-Spammer Plugins installed. But I just thought I’d bring this up front for those that still do have that problem. This post is for you!!

Twisted Nov 21
General

Taco Bell Turned Taco Hell!…. Part 2!

Well! After calling the Taco Hell’s Manager! I got me a letter in the mail saying how sorry they were for the fuck up bullshit! And they sent me a $4.00 off card! Woot Woot!!

I should do that all the damn time…and use other people’s phones while doing it lmao! Just make up names and use their addresses….so they keep sending me $4.00 off cards! Naa…I wouldn’t do that! But one thing he did tell me though, here it is below:

1) Specify when ordering a “T2″ to make it a “Baja Chicken”…because if you don’t…you will get “Baja Beef” automatically!

The problem with my orders were….I did say “Baja Chicken” and still got the fucking “Baja Beef Slop Of Fuck”!

It does pay to speak up about their fuck ups! Remember that! Well, that’s all this for this Taco Hell posting shit, time to go spend that $4.00 off card lmao!! Laterz….

Twisted

Twisted Nov 19
Rants

Taco Bell Turned Taco Hell!….

THINK OUTSIDE THE FUCKING IDIOT’S BOX!!

And I thought fucking Mc Dumbass Donald’s workers was bad!!?? What the fuck!?? The past fucking 5 to 10 times I ordered shit from TACO HELL was fucked up beyond belief! I can’t quite figure it out, but they have to be the stupidest fucking twats on the EARTH!

I said to the TACO CUM TWAT IDIOT, I wanted a “T2″…. BAJA CHICKEN, with a soft taco and a spicy chicken borrito. And all I got was fucking BEEF GORDITAS and a SPICY BEEF AND BEAN BULLSHIT SLOP OF FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK DUMBASSES!

After fucking up 5 to 10 orders of this shit…..you’d think…..WOULDN’T YOU GET SOMETHING RIGHT!!? What the hell!!?? I’m drunk or stoned half the damn time and yet STILL KNOW!! When someone orders fucking chicken……..NOT…. to place BEEF in it! Let alone fucking BEANS!

CHICKEN BAJA= CHICKEN IN GORDITA

WELL THE FUCKING TACO HELL AT TACO BELL IN LEWISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA SUCKS MORE MEXICAN DONKEY DICK THEN THE FUCKING FIELDS IN AMISH LAND ABSORBS COW SHIT!

GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD’S OUTTA THE FUCKING MEXICAN DOG’S ASS! AND ACTUALLY THINK OUTSIDE THE DAMN IDIOT’S BOX!

GOD DAMN! I’m fucking really getting sick of this shit….this is unbelievable! Fuck it all! If my spelling is wrong….think outside your DICTIONARY BOOK BITCH!! Laters…

Twisted

P.S. YOUR MANAGER IS GETTING A CALL! I GOT THE RECIEPT….I STILL GOT HALF THE ORDER LEFT FOR PROOF OF YOUR TACO HELL FUCK UP-S! LEARN HOW TO TYPE IT OUT TACO BITCH! CAUSE IF I KEEP GETTING THIS WRONG TACO FUCKING SLOP……IT WILL BE SHOVED UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!

CHICKEN BAJA= CHICKEN IN GORDITA

BEEF AND BEAN= BEEF AND BEAN BULLSHIT IN GORDITA!!

JESUS! YOU NEED A PICTURE OF SOME BEEF OR CHICKEN TO SEPARATE THE DIFFERENCE!!? WTF!!??

Twisted Nov 17
Twisted Jokes

Old Mc Dumbass Donald’s Fucking Farm…

FUCKING TWISTED STYLE!

I know it’s suppose to be Mac Donald, but… I said fuck it and made the stupid ass Red-Headed Bitch Clown the owner of the fucking farm. Just picture his ass skating around on the ice with his faggish clown pants and boots singing this song!

Old (Mac) Mc Donald’s Fucking Dumbass Farm! Sing it Pricks!

Old McDumbass Donald had a mc fucking farm,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!
And on his mc stupid ass farm he had some chicks with dicks,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!
With a mc fuck-fuck here,
And a mc fuck-fuck there
Here a mc fuck, there a mc fuck,
Everywhere a mc fuck-fuck
Old McDumbass Donald had a mc fucking stupid ass farm
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!

Old Mc Dumbass Donald had a mc stupid ass farm,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!
And on his mc fucking farm he had some whorebags,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!
With a mc sucky sucky 5 dollars here,
And a mc sucky sucky 5 dollars there
Here a mc sucky, there a mc sucky,
Everywhere a mc sucky-sucky
Old Mc Dumbass Donald had a crack whore farm,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!

Old Mc Dumbass Donald had a stupid ass farm,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!
And on his mc stupid ass farm he had some sluts,
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!
With a mc fucky-sucky here,
And a mc fucky-sucky there
Here a mc fucky, there a mc sucky,
Everywhere a mc fucky-sucky
Old Mc Dumbass Donald had a slutty farm
Ee i ee i mc fucking hoe!

O jesus! The shit I come up with lmao! Goodnight you clown loving pricks!

Twisted Nov 14
Rants

The WordPress support forum sucks more cock then a cheap hooker!!

Don’t get me wrong though, I love the software, it’s just the support forum members that suck!

It’s always awesome to go to the WordPress forums looking for help with layouts, codes and or just their software in general, only to not receive any in return!

What the fuck is up with that shit!!?? I’m getting more help from Cissi, and she isn’t really a WordPress user! LOL! The people that make up these fucking blogging softwares, message board softwares, or whatever the fuck should just stop making them or providing support for them, because 99.99999% of the time…they don’t or won’t anyways!!

This is fucking sad…I’m out for now! Lata..

Twisted Nov 11
General

Sites and Blogs that USED TO link here…

It’s always nice to have to start all over again when it comes to promoting a website/blog. Especially when your original domain name that was getting good hits and such went down the shitter like mine!

It’s just plain old horse dung really….I spent over a year promoting VindictiveBastard.com along with the Plog and was getting great amounts of incoming hits. Now I gotta start all over again… > < Well, I just re-added my Blog to Technorati’s Blog Finder again!! And of course, there is no blogs linking to me, which is to be expected. Hopefully again, I’ll get my tons of incoming hits back.

Before while running the .com domain name, my Alexa rank had gone from the original 3,000,000 something to 90,000 something within a few months and was able to do a link exchange with EbaumsWorld.com. Which as far as I know, I still have an account with, well I’m sure I do, I just logged into that the other week and updated the site blog’s link.

And of course, all the other’s listed in the Linkswap section. Not to mention some friend’s blogs, that I didn’t list on here. Anyway, hopefully I can get it all back to the way it was before, and if you want to do a link exchange with me, send me an email. I gotta get to bed, I got one day surgery tomorrow…..tata..

Twisted Nov 3
General

About the current theme…

I know I could have added this in the previous post as a “P.S.” probably, but figured…naa fuck it. I’m currently trying to modify and change the overall look of the Headspace theme, so if certain things are not done, please don’t bawl.

I know some CSS and Theme making gurus out there might have it all done within a few seconds…but, I’m just not that “gifted”! Also, it does take me time to get things (images and the coding shit) just right. Well, especially when I have a piece of shit imagery program to use…what else is new.

Anyway, I hope to have it done tomorrow sometime. But, for now…I must say goodnight, sleep tight and don’t let your shitty IE browsers bite!

Twisted

Twisted Nov 2
General

Working on a layout is a pain in the ass!!

Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! Who would have thought that trying to modify a template or some css codes would be such a pain in the ass!

I just want to let everyone know now, if this blog looks shitty sometimes or the page brings parse error messages and what not, not to be alarmed! It’s just me trying to edit the supposedly easy codings of the template! And it should be back to normal within a few seconds of fucking the shit up, because I myself do not like shitty blogs and letting them fucked up with errors. Thanks for your understanding…

Twisted

P.S. If this theme’s css file wasn’t the same size as the Moby Dick book, I prolly would have it done by now! And on top of that shit, if it was coded right to start with….jesus mcfuck!! I’m out…later..

Twisted Nov 1
Rants

Once again, we have fucking spam!!

I don’t know about you, but I like to check my email box in hopes of finding nice emails from friends, family or just someone giving you good news..

But, sad to say, that just doesn’t happen anymore. For example, here’s a wonderful and long desired email from some dumb schmuck motherfuck by the name of: Grant Kaplan

(Please note: I was so looking forward to this email, I was just jumping up and down and shit when I got it! NOT!!)

And he writes:

—– Original Message —–
From: Grant Kaplan
To: psgif180@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:58 PM
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: from stats id1Tpeuw

http://www.syquwonicytete.com?0dxuOrndHD5ua c3xpDO

Be a sinner and sin strongly, but more strongly have faith and rejoice in Christ.The desire of the lazy kill him for his hands refuse to labor. [Proverbs 21:25] italian friend instant hot forever one glad obyefduhlkhbgljhmrpchvbiylokdxyxh Best regards, Grant Kaplan
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I couldn’t wait to reply to him! So here is what I sent in-return:

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THAT LINK THERE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!? PRETTY PLEASE!!?? I WANT TO SEE THAT, RATHER THEN ALL THESE GOD DAMN SPAMMING EMAILS!! THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION BASTARD!!

Mmm, I didn’t realize at first that the part at the bottom was there, that sneaky fucker was just trying to surprise me I guess! WOW!! Boy! Am I Surprised! Try using darker font next time fuck face instead of the same color as the background, you at least got the information at the top in the correct font color! Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! What will it take to keep these spammer prick bastards away!? O..I know a nice good wholesome EMAIL BOMBING!! Yeah! That will do it and a few thousand of their own spam emails sent to every email addy on their site’s and if their email addys are good, it just refreshes and sends the same amount back again. Sounds good to me! Anyways..I’m done with this shit.. later!

Twisted Oct 21