Author name: Twisted

Just another morning of bullshit….leading to the rest of the bullshit during the day! Good morning! Good afternoon, Good evening…..Good My Fucking Ass Crack!

I don’t know why people say that shit, because they always thinking: THIS DAY SUCKS HORSE WANG! THE PEOPLE ARE PRICKS, BITCHES AND MOTHERFUCKERS! Good moring, good afternoon or good evening …..WHAT??!! There isn’t anything “GOOD” about shit!

Every god damn day you get up, do the day, your fucked! Welcome to the planet of Hell! No matter what the hell you do, you’re still “FUCKED“! You can try to be the nicest fuck on the globe and still get the fucking of a life time! It won’t feel as good as that last lay, but…you’ve had the best fuck ever!

It don’t matter! You my as well stay in bed…..all day long….getting shit faced, watching tv. Fuck it right!? When going to work, it’s a drag, prick co-workers….or bosses. Nothing pleases anyone there. You do more work then anyone else, get paid less. Fuck it all!

You go to the store, you’re behind slow ass mothefuckers that make you wish you were at work! You could have put in a full 8 to 10 hours of the work day and atleast got paid for it. You’re fucked!

You could just be jogging around town, get raped and shit! Can’t even go for a jog without that chance of being molested, raped and fondled! My as well put a sign on the front door saying: Rape me! I’m jogging on the treadmill now! 2 more laps and I might just look appealing!

You can’t be a parent anymore, because there is always immature assholes and sluts out there trying to fuck ya or get down your pants, just to stir up shit between you and the spouse! I mean come on…why even get married!? My as well fuck everyone, be single and whoever is daddy or mommy is that!! Before you know it, the whole world is family. Everyone you run into is either a daddy, mommy, son, daughter, aunt, uncle and so on. What the hell!!??

Jesus! It’s so fucking sad! Before I was married..no one gave a damn about me, no one gave a damn about the wife! After having two kids and 5 years of marriage…..then all these prick motherfuckers wanted to fuck the wife like she’s an average day hoe, and girls wanted to fuck me to! This world is fucked up! Fuck it all…whatever!

You’re depressed as hell.! Who gives a damn….deal with it. The people think now, you my as well kill yourself! Why not right!? I mean…no one really gives a damn….they like to blame all your bad habits and distantences on other things, but, sickness! If you ran a 105 degree temp, you’re just faking it! Why even have doctors, therapists and shit! Fuck! No one gives a damn you anyways..my as well just kill yourself right!?

I don’t know anymore! Fuck it all…I’m tired of the way shit is going. LIFE SUCKS ASS! LIFE IS BULLSHIT! FUCK LIFE ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE SUCKS WANG! I’m out..lataz

Hello! My name is Twisted and I’m fucking DEPRESSED!

Depressed as a motherfucker! I don’t give two shits in the wind about YOU, ME or ANYONE ELSE I come across! I personally don’t care if I die, or do anything that pisses people off, or do anything in general.

I really don’t give a damn about shit. Welcome to Depression fuckers! You can’t please me, you can’t tide me over with shit…you can’t do nothing! If you’re depressed….welcome to the fucking club of HAPPINESS! Do what I do and drink BEER! I know! I know! It only lasts so long and you still have the same shit…. save it Mr. Wanna Be Therapist! Whatever….I don’t give a damn ….fuck it…I’m out for now….

P.S. Zoloft…is my friend! Zoloft…is my friend!

Zoloft…is my friend! Zoloft…is my friend! Fuck Zoloft!

DRINK BEER!

The worse thing for a man is a “false hope” in-regards to females. IT FUCKING SUCKS MASSIVE DONKEY DUNG!

I hate it, it’s just fucking bullshit! They’ll play with you, toy with your emotions and yet have the nerve to let you hanging. What the fuck is up with this shit!? It’s fucking bullshit! I’m fucking sick and tired of the fucking god damn “GAMES” bitches!

They are always crying to the male friends and female friends about how guys cheat, play games, use them, fuck them over in various ways and such…..but then they do it to! What the fuck!!?? The guys usually try and brush this shit off, but god damn! For one thing bitch!

1) NOT EVERY MAN IS THE SAME WAY, WHICH YOU SHOULD KNOW! BUT…YOU MUST NOT CARE, OR YOU WOULDN’T BE DOING THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT! (An example would be: Maybe 1 or 2 guys out of 5 at the bar are not looking for just sex, using, playing and such….so why not play the game of: I’M GOING TO BE MY TRUE SELF, JUST INCASE and not play the “hard to get game”!!?? Or, the lying game!?

Shit bitch! Us guys [With no intentions of doing all that bullshit games shit] do or try to do that every fucking day, just never happens. The ones I have met, always told me, I’m not going to be like your ex was, I’m going to love you till I die, I’m not going to cheat, I’m going to be with you the rest of my life!

I feel like I’m at a used car dealership now! The salesman tells me the car has ONLY this many miles, the car is good on gas and it’s just a good car! I buy it and the end result is a massive disappointment!

Not everyone is perfect, but shit! Come on peoples, if you tell people these things, don’t LIE! Be honest! That way is saves all that trouble, bullshit run-arounds and everything else. If it’s just for sex, say it up-front…..don’t play little games and make stupid ass comments for it to happen!

Come out and say! THIS IS FOR SEX ONLY! NOTHING MORE! Leave the games to elementry school kids and highschool kids! What the hell! Why is it so fucking hard to do! I mean, it’s kinda like this: Hey! What’s your name and blah blah…..let’s date… Then…. I love you to death, I won’t disappoint you in any way…… [moments and or days gone by] ….. Lover finds out that the other cheated or is seeing someone else…….. WTF BITCH OR ASSHOLE! Thanks!

I finally get attached…..and now this shit happens!! GO FUCKING FIGURE! I’m sick of it all….it’s the same run around bullshit with relationships. Here is what needs to be done again:

1) IF YOU WANT SEX ONLY! SAY IT AND BE DONE WITH IT! IT SAVES SO MUCH TIME!

7) IF YOU CONSTANTLY TORMENT THE ONE YOU’RE WITH BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE VERY SENSITIVE…..AND IT’S DRIVING THEM FUCKING NUTS! YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND NEED TO BE SHOT OR SOMETHING! YOU’RE JUST WRONG! EXPECT RESULTS FUCKERS!

10) IF YOU CHEAT, LIE, USE, PUT DOWN OR ANYTHING IN THAT NATURE, EXPECT IT BACK! DON’T BE SURPRISED! WHAT YOU DISH OUT, COMES AROUND AGAIN! BE PREPARED FUCKERS!

11) DO NOT PRETEND TO LIKE SOMEONE, BY SENDING EMAILS…CHATTING AND SUCH…THEN MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU LOVE THEM, LIKE THEM OR ANYTHING…AND END UP NOT EVEN CHECKING THEIR EMAILS OR NOT EVEN TALK TO THEM! STOP FUCKING TEASING AND LYING AND SHIT!! JUST SAY UPRONT WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOUR SHITTY ASS MIND TO START WITH FUCKERS! I HATE THIS SHIT THE MOST! FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU “TEASING SLUT” LIARS!

OK! Jesus! This was just on the mind, and I’m feeling that way at this present time. There is more to fall in here, but I’m fucking tired. Read the shit and learn! If you don’t, expect shit in your relationshhiips! That’s all for this post…..later

Twisted

P.S. WANT SOMETHING SPECIAL, NEED SOMETHING SPECIAL, BUT…DON’T GIVE ANYTHING SPECIAL BACK….EXPECT NOTHING SPECIAL! THAT’S ALL, THAT’S IT….NO MORE SHIT! IF NOBODY MEANS SHIT, YOU’LL GET SHIT!