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Twisted

Rants

Fucking god damn it!! I’m pissed!

THIS FUCKING BLOWS! THANKS TO THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, DOMAIN ROBBING.. CUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!

I finally recieved an email today in-regards to my original domain name (vindictivebastard.com) that was apparently swiped out from under my original domain registrar company.

The vindictivebastard.com domain which I had used for a year and worked so hard to get promoted so I could get alot of hits with, is now going to cost me fucking $380.00 US Dollars to get back!! When I originally only paid $15.00 for the year and had it registered as MINE!! WHAT THE FUCK!!??

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Here below is the email I received today:

Hello,

The domain vindictivebastard.com is using our Domain Name Contact Services at Alternative Identity. We have contacted the owners and apprised them of your interest. They have agreed to sell you the domain name vindictivebastard.com for US$350. There will be an escrow service fee of US$30 that must be applied to the final price of the domain name. Total price of the domain name will be US$380. If this is an acceptable price, please send wire, money order or certified or cashiers check (international checks please add an additional US$50 processing fee), which must be made payable to Alternative Identity, to:

NOLDC
P.O. Box 74140
Metairie, LA 70033-4140

(Note: The domain is currently with austriandomains.com and you will need to request a transfer from the registrar of your choice. We will confirm this transfer request upon receipt and clearance of payment. Please be aware that a domain must be registered for 60 days before it can be transferred.)

Thank-you for your interest.

Twisted Oct 21
General

Listen Up Fuck Nuts!!

Here is the deal, I’m working on all kinds of shit at the moment. I’m trying to work on various layouts for various pieces of shit!! At the current time, I’m working on a layout for the Plog, Movable Type 3.2, Joomla and my girlfriend’s pussy hairyness.

I know this shitty ass grey layout for the Plog is as boring as your grandmother on Sunday, while you’re drunk as fuck on Molsen Triple X and vicodin. It don’t quite mix too well, but fuck it…atleast you’re having fun. Any fucking ways…I’m going to bed now, I’ll get to this shit again when I get up…tata for now fuckers…

P.S. Jesus fucking christ, the god damn calendar is fucked up. What the hell!!? Just one more thing on the list to do yet…why not!? I need to get some beer, liquer and weed fuck it.. I’m too tired to deal with that piece of donkey dung yet… goodnight you piece of shit softwares and spammer bot twats..!

Twisted Oct 8
General

Jesus Fuck! It has been a month already!!

Damn! I’m really getting lazy…well..scratch that, I have always been lazy. I guess it’s just because I don’t give a shit about updating. Yeah! That’s it! Anyways, some where along the line, my new site theme layout came up missing. I think I saved it to a cd while being drunk a few weeks ago.

So, I gotta go find it. Then I can get that fucker done and upload the bitch. I also hope to come up with $15.00 for my damn domain name before it expires, next month. Alot needs done here, and sooner or later it will get done. I promise…which reminds me, I gotta upload tons and tons of porno to.

I have been saving like a motherfucker, but, just never upload them. Oops…I will get to that then to.. anyways…that’s all, that’s it, no more shit!

Twisted

Twisted Apr 24
Rants

Teaching PC To Pap…Is Fucking HELL!!…..

I don’t get paid enough, I’m not paid period!!

Which is fucking bullshit! Because I spend 4 fucking god damn hours telling him how to get into his Hotmail account to check the fucking email!! WTF!!?? JESUS MC FUCKING HOTMAIL!!

I even try and make it simple for them…by putting HOTMAIL or www.hotmail.com as their fucking homepage….so it comes right up, all they need to do, is…add their fucking god damn email addy in there and password!! And they still have fucking hassles with it.

WTF!!!!!?????? He is so into being a perfectioniate…that he wants to know in detail what a fucking “LINK” wants to do and or how someone adds a page of images and colorful text to an email!!

<I’m thinking> Here we go god damn it!….A Full Day and a half of explaining yet….he still won’t know, besides that…he won’t remember what I said…but he’s a perfectionist! What the fuck!

All the god damn options are there, clearly printed out in or on buttons…..telling him what’s what…. even the kids know what shit means….and I’m wasting 3/4 of the night away on this shit.

They or the “old timers” need counslers and shit on a daily basis…coming to their house telling them how to use a PC. I swear man! This is fucking sad!….. Their own damn computers are already telling them where to go before they know what to do with it!…..More to come soon…laterz…

Twisted Mar 5
Rants

Isn’t It Just Wonderful!!??

I gotta go through like how many god damn BLOG POSTS and delete all the bullshit, by spammer bot bastards!

Jesus fucking christ! I thought it was just bad to deal with spam mail, deleting the extra shit in the INBOX…..now I can’t even make posts in my damn BLOG without worrying about spammer twats there to!

JESUS!!! I can’t do anything anymore without being bombarded with bullshit! Everyone my as well just stop having online BLOGS, EMAIL, and everything else, because if ya don’t…..you’ll get nailed with bullshit!

If only I owned the net and everything on it! If I noticed them fuckers fucking with my shit, right off the fucking bat, would be done! They and the business would be DONE, everything bullshit and corruption of other ppl’s PCS would be over with.

I’m fucking sick of it! I’m fucking tired of it! All those bastards would be DEAD or something! It’s time to end it all!! FUCK THEM, FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOURSELF TO HELL FUCKERS!! People like them fuck it up for everyone else that don’t much about computers……. it’s just sad… really it is….laterz

Twisted Mar 5
Rants

Fucking Narks!

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PISS ME OFF ROYALLY!

Well! That’s the main reason I lost my wonderful, good paying job! THANKS NARK! THANKS A BUNCH FUCKER!! CAN YOU TAKE OVER ALL MY DAMN BILLS AND SHIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE BEING A SNITCHING NARK FUCKER FROM HELL!!??

O please!!?? Will you!!?? I mean, it’s not that much fuck twat! IT’S ONLY about $20,000 or more worth of debt and bill shit! To you that’s prolly nothing, but to me….I’d rather be dead then pay it off!

Anyways…someone at work, some “UN-COOL” bastard had to nark me out for having a bottle of liquer in my car! BIG FUCKING WHOOP! You’re a fucking drinker to prick! I also had mixed some in my bottle of Pepsi! So fucking what!? I mean shit…it’s not like no one else did it there, and what fucking harm did it do to anyone?

I wasn’t working around dangerous machinery and shit! I know! I know! Can’t have the shit at work and the property! Well! Fuck em! I don’t care about that shitty ass dump anymore anyways! It’s the fucking NARKING SHIT that pisses me off more then anything! Fucking Narking Prick Motherfuckers!

Well, what goes around comes around again eventually! The narks can lick my hairy ass and ball sacks! Then they can go and nark about how great they tasted and how much they enjoyed sucking the cum off their face’s! I’m done with this shit…..laterz..

P.S. If you are going to drink at work, remember! Watch out for the Narks! They do bite and bite hard!

Twisted Feb 16
General

Just About Given Up…..

I am fucking totally sick of the internet about, I really don’t give a god damn about shit! I’m fucking tired of the fucking popups, ads, spyware bullshit and anything else that fucks up your computer’s life online.

I want to just take all that bullshit and ram it up the fucker’s assholes fucking with me! I’m really tired of it, I really don’t give a damn no more about shit. What should I? Everytime you fucking turn around, you have fucking popups, spyware leeching the shit, or whatever else. Fuck!!

The only thing that comes to mind about it all is: Eminem’s Song “PUKE”! That fits the shit! But only to a degree! “You make me fucking sick to my stomach, you may not think you do, but you do! “

Damn! I love E.M. The Nark post is coming up here soon….fucking sick of fucking narks to…fucking pricks.. later

Twisted Feb 2
General

Things going on and on and on some more…

But, nothing ever changes here at my Site, Blog and Porn gallery. Mmm…I could spend all day making up excuses for my lack of updates and shit…but, it still won’t change the fact that I’m just fucking lazy.

No, I have been working on the new site layout lately, when I have time. It’s probably about 46.5% done now maybe. I dunno, fuck it. Even though it took me a god damn 2 and half days to download Photoshop CS and get started on shit, if it’s not that..it’s the weather, me watching my boys or what not.

But, today I’ll have more of a jump on shit because the roads are still shitty and I don’t have a fucking job no more! Which I’ll explain more in another post. Anyways, hopefully by the end of today, the layout will be about ready to upload. Just thought I’d let everyone know what is going on. I’m done with this for now…gotta start working on my layout again. TaTa…..

Twisted Jan 25
General

About The Blog…

I am debating on deleting the Blog totally. I know it helps bring in visitors from search engines and such. But, I am getting sick of the spamming bot bastards and shit. It’s just SAD period! This is one of the main reasons I had deleted the GuestBook. I spent more time deleting spam shit from it then I was enjoying the posts from “real” people.

With the Blog, I’m spending more time in the control panel finding the spammer bot bastard’s bullshit, banning the IP’s, marking their posts as spam and deleting the shit! Lastnight alone I must have had like 30 notifications via email from replies made to my posts, only to find it was all SHIT SPAM!

I was going to wait until I get the new Photoshop downloaded, and make a newer layout before I updated or added more content to the main site. But, I’m going to scratch that idea and just start adding content from the Blog to main site tonight while Photoshop downloads. With my shitty ass dial up connection, it’s going to be a good while till it’s done!

The layout I did start was mostly done with Fireworks 4, and most of the images are saved as (.png) instead of (.gifs) which makes each image file larger then need be. Like I said, I’m not great with Fireworks 4, but I really had no choice. Fuck it.

I’m just going to start gathering the posts from the Blog and add them to the main site as is! Then come back later on and adjust them accordingly! As I do this, the pages will be uploaded and updated! Tonight or early morning, I should have updated a few pages. Most likely the Rants pages! Just thought I’d keep you updated on this. Laterz

Twisted Jan 15
Feelings

Yaaawwn! Good morning!

Just another morning of bullshit….leading to the rest of the bullshit during the day! Good morning! Good afternoon, Good evening…..Good My Fucking Ass Crack!

I don’t know why people say that shit, because they always thinking: THIS DAY SUCKS HORSE WANG! THE PEOPLE ARE PRICKS, BITCHES AND MOTHERFUCKERS! Good moring, good afternoon or good evening …..WHAT??!! There isn’t anything “GOOD” about shit!

Every god damn day you get up, do the day, your fucked! Welcome to the planet of Hell! No matter what the hell you do, you’re still “FUCKED“! You can try to be the nicest fuck on the globe and still get the fucking of a life time! It won’t feel as good as that last lay, but…you’ve had the best fuck ever!

It don’t matter! You my as well stay in bed…..all day long….getting shit faced, watching tv. Fuck it right!? When going to work, it’s a drag, prick co-workers….or bosses. Nothing pleases anyone there. You do more work then anyone else, get paid less. Fuck it all!

You go to the store, you’re behind slow ass mothefuckers that make you wish you were at work! You could have put in a full 8 to 10 hours of the work day and atleast got paid for it. You’re fucked!

You could just be jogging around town, get raped and shit! Can’t even go for a jog without that chance of being molested, raped and fondled! My as well put a sign on the front door saying: Rape me! I’m jogging on the treadmill now! 2 more laps and I might just look appealing!

You can’t be a parent anymore, because there is always immature assholes and sluts out there trying to fuck ya or get down your pants, just to stir up shit between you and the spouse! I mean come on…why even get married!? My as well fuck everyone, be single and whoever is daddy or mommy is that!! Before you know it, the whole world is family. Everyone you run into is either a daddy, mommy, son, daughter, aunt, uncle and so on. What the hell!!??

Jesus! It’s so fucking sad! Before I was married..no one gave a damn about me, no one gave a damn about the wife! After having two kids and 5 years of marriage…..then all these prick motherfuckers wanted to fuck the wife like she’s an average day hoe, and girls wanted to fuck me to! This world is fucked up! Fuck it all…whatever!

You’re depressed as hell.! Who gives a damn….deal with it. The people think now, you my as well kill yourself! Why not right!? I mean…no one really gives a damn….they like to blame all your bad habits and distantences on other things, but, sickness! If you ran a 105 degree temp, you’re just faking it! Why even have doctors, therapists and shit! Fuck! No one gives a damn you anyways..my as well just kill yourself right!?

I don’t know anymore! Fuck it all…I’m tired of the way shit is going. LIFE SUCKS ASS! LIFE IS BULLSHIT! FUCK LIFE ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE SUCKS WANG! I’m out..lataz

Twisted Jan 12