Author name: Twisted

I don’t know about you, but I like to check my email box in hopes of finding nice emails from friends, family or just someone giving you good news..

But, sad to say, that just doesn’t happen anymore. For example, here’s a wonderful and long desired email from some dumb schmuck motherfuck by the name of: Grant Kaplan

(Please note: I was so looking forward to this email, I was just jumping up and down and shit when I got it! NOT!!)

And he writes:

—– Original Message —–
From: Grant Kaplan
To: psgif180@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:58 PM
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: from stats id1Tpeuw

http://www.syquwonicytete.com?0dxuOrndHD5ua c3xpDO

Be a sinner and sin strongly, but more strongly have faith and rejoice in Christ.The desire of the lazy kill him for his hands refuse to labor. [Proverbs 21:25] italian friend instant hot forever one glad obyefduhlkhbgljhmrpchvbiylokdxyxh Best regards, Grant Kaplan
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I couldn’t wait to reply to him! So here is what I sent in-return:

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THAT LINK THERE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!? PRETTY PLEASE!!?? I WANT TO SEE THAT, RATHER THEN ALL THESE GOD DAMN SPAMMING EMAILS!! THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION BASTARD!!

Mmm, I didn’t realize at first that the part at the bottom was there, that sneaky fucker was just trying to surprise me I guess! WOW!! Boy! Am I Surprised! Try using darker font next time fuck face instead of the same color as the background, you at least got the information at the top in the correct font color! Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! What will it take to keep these spammer prick bastards away!? O..I know a nice good wholesome EMAIL BOMBING!! Yeah! That will do it and a few thousand of their own spam emails sent to every email addy on their site’s and if their email addys are good, it just refreshes and sends the same amount back again. Sounds good to me! Anyways..I’m done with this shit.. later!

THIS FUCKING BLOWS! THANKS TO THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, DOMAIN ROBBING.. CUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!

I finally recieved an email today in-regards to my original domain name (vindictivebastard.com) that was apparently swiped out from under my original domain registrar company.

The vindictivebastard.com domain which I had used for a year and worked so hard to get promoted so I could get alot of hits with, is now going to cost me fucking $380.00 US Dollars to get back!! When I originally only paid $15.00 for the year and had it registered as MINE!! WHAT THE FUCK!!??

Here below is the email I received today:

Hello,

The domain vindictivebastard.com is using our Domain Name Contact Services at Alternative Identity. We have contacted the owners and apprised them of your interest. They have agreed to sell you the domain name vindictivebastard.com for US$350. There will be an escrow service fee of US$30 that must be applied to the final price of the domain name. Total price of the domain name will be US$380. If this is an acceptable price, please send wire, money order or certified or cashiers check (international checks please add an additional US$50 processing fee), which must be made payable to Alternative Identity, to:

NOLDC
P.O. Box 74140
Metairie, LA 70033-4140

(Note: The domain is currently with austriandomains.com and you will need to request a transfer from the registrar of your choice. We will confirm this transfer request upon receipt and clearance of payment. Please be aware that a domain must be registered for 60 days before it can be transferred.)

Thank-you for your interest.

I don’t get paid enough, I’m not paid period!!

Which is fucking bullshit! Because I spend 4 fucking god damn hours telling him how to get into his Hotmail account to check the fucking email!! WTF!!?? JESUS MC FUCKING HOTMAIL!!

I even try and make it simple for them…by putting HOTMAIL or www.hotmail.com as their fucking homepage….so it comes right up, all they need to do, is…add their fucking god damn email addy in there and password!! And they still have fucking hassles with it.

WTF!!!!!?????? He is so into being a perfectioniate…that he wants to know in detail what a fucking “LINK” wants to do and or how someone adds a page of images and colorful text to an email!!

<I’m thinking> Here we go god damn it!….A Full Day and a half of explaining yet….he still won’t know, besides that…he won’t remember what I said…but he’s a perfectionist! What the fuck!

All the god damn options are there, clearly printed out in or on buttons…..telling him what’s what…. even the kids know what shit means….and I’m wasting 3/4 of the night away on this shit.

They or the “old timers” need counslers and shit on a daily basis…coming to their house telling them how to use a PC. I swear man! This is fucking sad!….. Their own damn computers are already telling them where to go before they know what to do with it!…..More to come soon…laterz…

I gotta go through like how many god damn BLOG POSTS and delete all the bullshit, by spammer bot bastards!

Jesus fucking christ! I thought it was just bad to deal with spam mail, deleting the extra shit in the INBOX…..now I can’t even make posts in my damn BLOG without worrying about spammer twats there to!

JESUS!!! I can’t do anything anymore without being bombarded with bullshit! Everyone my as well just stop having online BLOGS, EMAIL, and everything else, because if ya don’t…..you’ll get nailed with bullshit!

If only I owned the net and everything on it! If I noticed them fuckers fucking with my shit, right off the fucking bat, would be done! They and the business would be DONE, everything bullshit and corruption of other ppl’s PCS would be over with.

I’m fucking sick of it! I’m fucking tired of it! All those bastards would be DEAD or something! It’s time to end it all!! FUCK THEM, FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOURSELF TO HELL FUCKERS!! People like them fuck it up for everyone else that don’t much about computers……. it’s just sad… really it is….laterz

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PISS ME OFF ROYALLY!

Well! That’s the main reason I lost my wonderful, good paying job! THANKS NARK! THANKS A BUNCH FUCKER!! CAN YOU TAKE OVER ALL MY DAMN BILLS AND SHIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE BEING A SNITCHING NARK FUCKER FROM HELL!!??

O please!!?? Will you!!?? I mean, it’s not that much fuck twat! IT’S ONLY about $20,000 or more worth of debt and bill shit! To you that’s prolly nothing, but to me….I’d rather be dead then pay it off!

Anyways…someone at work, some “UN-COOL” bastard had to nark me out for having a bottle of liquer in my car! BIG FUCKING WHOOP! You’re a fucking drinker to prick! I also had mixed some in my bottle of Pepsi! So fucking what!? I mean shit…it’s not like no one else did it there, and what fucking harm did it do to anyone?

I wasn’t working around dangerous machinery and shit! I know! I know! Can’t have the shit at work and the property! Well! Fuck em! I don’t care about that shitty ass dump anymore anyways! It’s the fucking NARKING SHIT that pisses me off more then anything! Fucking Narking Prick Motherfuckers!

Well, what goes around comes around again eventually! The narks can lick my hairy ass and ball sacks! Then they can go and nark about how great they tasted and how much they enjoyed sucking the cum off their face’s! I’m done with this shit…..laterz..

P.S. If you are going to drink at work, remember! Watch out for the Narks! They do bite and bite hard!