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I love radio stations, but……

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STOP PLAYING THE SAME SONGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Every station I listen to anymore plays the same damn songs over and over again! NO WONDER THE SONGS GET OLD QUICK! Especially the new songs….the R&B, ROCK, HEAVY and stuff.

JESUS YOU DJ BASTARDS! THERE IS MORE SONGS TO PLAY THEN JUST THE SAME DAMN NEW ONES!

Now I can just glance at the clock and think to myself…welp! They’ll be playing such and such about now and they do! HAHAHA! So fucking predictable! It’s like they have only 15 new songs, that they gotta keep playing over and over again, within a 24 hour period. WELL! IT’S TIME TO PLAY USHER’S NEW SONG NOW….I JUST PLAYED IT LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO….

Don’t get me wrong though, I love all kinds of music, except CUNTRY and GOSPEL shit! SLEEP MUSIC! But, it’s them DJ bastards that can wear-out songs quicker then flys are attracted to shit! The bottom line is: STOP PLAYING THE SAME GOD FORSAKEN SONGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! JESUS!… I’m done…laterz..

Twisted

HIPOCRITS = A BIG PILE OF SHIT!

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HIPOCRITS = A BIG PILE OF SHIT!

I hate these fucking bastards with a passion! All they do is bitch at you for doing certain shit, but then they do it themselves!

KISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING HIPOCRIT BASTARDS!

Here is a little list of what they shouldn’t do or abide by!

1) YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL! – You do not have the right to tell someone not to do something, if your going to do it anyways….that is FUCKED UP!

2) YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY ROOM TO PLAY BOSS! –  If you are not getting a bosses salary, benefits, the education the boss had to get, to become the boss…..THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

3) STOP BROWN NOSING! – STOP BROWN NOSING TO THE BOSSES TO MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL! Well…the way some are at my work, SHIT! They don’t have brown noses, they have brown heads, because they got their heads so far up the Managers asses, it’s hard to say who I’m really talking to! 

4) STOP PLAYING MR/MRS GOODIE! GOODIE!  – STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO NOTHING WRONG! You are a liar to yourself and others around you! NO ONE IS PERFECT! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT YOUR SUPPOSE TO DO…..WORK! or WHATEVER!

5) MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS BITCHES! – YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY ROOM TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING! You are just another piece of shit (You, Me, whoever)  in the cesspool (Earth, Work, Where ever)…just like anyone else! WELCOME TO THE CESSPOOL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY!

AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING NOSE OR HEAD OUTTA OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS! YOUR SO USE TO HAVING YOUR HEAD UP SOMEONE’S ASS, THAT YOU CAN’T HELP YOURSELF ANYMORE……I THINK IT’S TIME TO SEEK THERAPY! My ass needs washed…start licking bitches! hahaha…..

Well, I can be a hiporcit sometimes to, and I AM ENJOYING MY STAY IN THE CESSPOOL! Hahaha… naa..but, seriously, the ones that are really being “FULL BLOWN HIPROCITS”! THEY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR SOMETIME AND JUST SAY TO THEMSELVES! I’M A BIG PIECE OF HIPOCRIT SHIT AND I NEED TO DIE! Then maybe they will change sooner or latter! I’m done…laterz…

Twisted

Don’t waste your money on Nads-Hair Remover…

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DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND KEEP BUYING NADS – HAIR REMOVER!

It’s basically super-glue in disguise! I think they just collected a shitload of superglue, changed the coloring of it a bit and changed the labeling on it! I know this has been out for awhile and they had millions of suckers buying this shit.

But I was just thinking about it again, because my damn facial hair keeps growing in and it pisses me off….and I remembered the first time I tried NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! Rather then hair remover! That’s what it should really be called! If you want a nice smooth face, try NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! It removes all your facial hair, pimples and your face all in ONE!

Don’t be a dumbass anymore and waste $20.00 to $30.00 for Nads! Do you know how many tubes of super-glue you can get for that kind of money!? Just imagine! Well….my pap is always asking….Where is my super-glue? And I tell him…just use Nads! It works just the same but better! Well, even to this day were still using that same old mini bucket of Nads for necessary household issues! I bought that probably a year or two ago lol! It also works great for bonding things together. I think the last thing we bonded together was a broken rider mower axle! Damn! That saved us a shitload of money on a welding bill!

Anyways…if you continue to buy NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! YOU ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID! You’ll eventually realize it when your in the hospital getting plastic surgery because your face was removed! Well, for those that kept trying it should know what I’m talking about lol! I think everyone on the globe fell for this bullshit…but not anymore! FUCK OFF N DIE NAD MAKERS, SUCK AND LICK MY NADS! BITCHES! I’m done….

Twisted

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Even employers are lazy these days…..

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH EMPLOYERS!?

Seems like anymore you can’t even fucking fill out an application for a job without going through the shitty CAREER-LINK services! FUCK! I have been to like 5 different places so far asking if I can fill out an application…..and they kept telling me…. you need to go to the Career Link building in BlahTown! WHAT THE HELL!?

YOU FUCKING LAZY ASS EMPLOYER BASTARDS! AWW!.. WHAT THE PROBLEM? TOO MUCH PAPER WORK OR SOMETHING? FUCKING LAZY DUMBASSES!

THEY DON’T WANT LAZY AND SLACKER TYPE PEOPLES WORKING FOR THEM OR UNDER THEM, BUT THEY CAN’T EVEN HAVE THE JOB SEEKERS FILL-OUT APPLICATIONS AT THEIR OWN DAMN PLACE! THAT SHOWS ALOT FOR YA!

I’m starting to wonder if everything in the future will go through the shitty CAREER-LINK services! FUCKING HELL! I can see it now….you can’t have a family picnic here “Mr/Mrs Shit” without going through the SHITTY CAREER-LINK first! Or….did you ask the CAREER-LINK peoples if you could take a shit? Anyways….that was bothering me today! Can’t even fill-out retarded applications anymore without having to go through 10 other peoples first….to only hear in the end that they ain’t hiring anyways!

THAT IS JUST PLAIN OLD BULLSHIT! I WONDERED WHY WHEN ENTERING BLAHTOWN IT SMELLED LIKE SHIT! I’m done….laterz…

(I know I’ll prolly have some dumbass that thinks they know everything in the world, replying to this with all his/her WONDERFUL KNOWLEDGE, but will smell just the same as BLAHTOWN! THEY’LL SMELL LIKE BULLSHIT! Please save your breath and keep your stench to yourself! Thanks a bunch!)

Twisted

Mowing the grass is a pain in the Ass!

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MOWING THE GRASS IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS!

It seems like every 2 to 3 days you have to get out the fucking lawn mowers and waste all that $2.00 a gallon of gas just to mow the damn grass!

IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT DIDN’T FUCKING RAIN ALL THE DAMN TIME! JESUS! The god damn grass just keeps growing and growing and shit, you can’t even have a break from mowing the stupid lawn! Before too long I’ll be having to mow the grass in my sleep! Wake up with grass stains and clippings all over the place!

I just wish someone would invent the ultimate grass cutter or leveler! I hope in the future like anything else you can buy that makes your life easier, they would invent the DIAL THE GRASS, or THE LAWN LEVELER! This would be fucking awesome, because…all you’d have to do is some how install a main control panel inside your home and turn a dial or push a button and the grass just lowers under the ground!

You could have a level system to! Just put it on height level of 3 and push the button or turn the dial till the grass goes under the ground to suit your liking! DAMN! I would love it! The products selling motto (slogan) would be like some of the following I made up below here:

1) Don’t let the grass kick your ass! buy the DIAL THE GRASS!

2) Now you can kick the grass’s ass by using DIAL THE GRASS!

3) Don’t be a dumbass, buy DIAL THE GRASS!

4) Save your gas by buying DIAL THE GRASS!

Shit! I think it would awesome! I can’t wait for someone to make this up some day. I think it will be to, because everyone is about being LAZY! Even with taking care of the lawn. These days even the lawn-care products are making life easier for everyone! I dunno, I’m going to think of a way to make this possible and if I come up with something, I’ll share it with you! Well! I’m done…I gotta go mow the fucking lawn again! Laterz!

(Please note: I’m sure I’m going to have Robbie replying to this post or some other dumbass that thinks they know everything about anything! Please save your breath and keep your fucking mouth shut! I know what you could do, come mow my grass so I don’t have to!)

Twisted

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Tissues for the Whining…Crybaby Bastards…..

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I THINK IT’S TIME TO GET OUT LIKE 10 BOXES OF TISSUES FOR THE WHINING..CRYBABYS! *SNIFFLE *SNIFFLE! AWWW! IT WILL BE OK YOU FUCKING BAWL BABY BASTARDS!

All them fucking twats that do not have a sense of humor and do not know how to READ POSTS OTHER THEN THE FIRST ONE ON THE PAGE! HELLO?! ARE YOU STUPID OR JUST PLAIN FUCKING RETARDED!? If you would read the other posts….you would understand why I am posting like I am! ( DUH! MY NAME IS GEORGE AND IM A FUCKING RETARD! ) My posts are mostly VENTS about shit that pisses me off and or real life experiences that are pissing me off or either just bothering me and I want to express myself!

If you weren’t retarded…you would KNOW with VENTS, COMES SWEARING and SMART ASSED REMARKS RIGHT?! COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! WAKE UP AND GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASSES! I think there should be a rule……NO POSTING REPLIES UNTIL ATLEAST 1PM ….that way we all know YOU SHOULD BE AWAKE and in a full state of mind! Well shit! You should be a wake any fucking ways after reading all the damn posts in CAPS lmao! hahaha! But that’s besides the point…understand why I’m posting like I am first…then if you still wanna bawl and be a whining little bitch bastard….I’ll have another box of tissues there for ya… Well that’s all WHINING BASTARDS….

(Please note: As Robbie pointed out before in a reply to another post….that SWEARING doesn’t make you cool! AH! YES IT DOES AND I AM COOL! IF YA DON’T LIKE IT! THEN YOU CAN GO SUCK THAT HORSE’S DICK THAT GUY WAS SUCKING, BUT DON’T BE LIKE HIM AND GET CAUGHT! Thanks for fucking understanding!)

I’m out…laterz…

Twisted

Even Mother Nature Is A Bitch!

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I swear….Mother Nature can even be a fucking bitch at times! IF SHE AIN’T GETTING NOOKIE THEN WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER!

She needs to get laid more often or something….geesh! ONE DAY or WEEK STRAIGHT, IT RAINS AND THUNDERSTORMS NON FUCKING STOP….THE NEXT IT’S COLD AS A MOTHER FUCKER AND RAINS OR IT’S JUST COLD! WHAT THE FUCK!? They use to say when it rains….it’s just God pissing…but I think it’s Mother Nature crying because she didn’t get the dick she should be getting!

Jesus or God!? Please give Mother Nature some NOOKIE! Then we don’t have to suffer with shitty fucking weather all the damn time! All you have to ask her is, YOU DO WHAT FOR HOW MANY COOKIES!? THERE! IT’S ALL ON THE TABLE, SHE WILL TELL YA WHAT SHE DOES FOR 12 COOKIES!… AMEN GOD DAMN IT!  (Please note: Better make them cookies…OREOS cause she likes them alot…hint! hint!)

Im out…laterz

Twisted

Microsoft = MicroSHIT!

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There is nothing like doing the Security Updates for Windows XP and getting the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!

IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF! YOU SPEND HOW MANY GOD DAMN HOURS DOWNLOADING THE SHITTY SECURITY PATCHES AND THEN SPEND ANOTHER HOW LONG TRYING TO GET RID OF THE DAMN BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!

FUCKING MICROSOFT SUCKS MICROASS AND IS MICROSHIT!

Who the hell makes up these security patches anyways? Fucking a bunch of retards from a “special home” or something! They must figure, well we’ll just have them dumbass retards do some up so we can have a nice long weekend and maybe a few days off. YEAH!, THAT’S SMART! Hahaha, naa… It didn’t really take me long to fix it though.

Just did the old CTRL- ALT- DELETE function and clicked to run new process, browsed to the Windows folder and un-installed the security patches one at a time till it was the right one and let me get through to the Desktop!

SO KISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING RETARDED MICROSHIT WORKERS AND MICROBULLSHIT SECURITY PATCHES! YOU HEAR ME YOU BITCHES!? DAMN! I’m done….laterz….

Twisted

Fucking Pop Ups….

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Besides hating the god damn spam mail, fucking pop-ups drive me nuts to! I have downloaded some freeware pop-up blockers and shit already…but half the time I think they are either drunk of their asses or just too damn lazy to take care of the problem at hand.

There is nothing I like more then going to a site and just getting like 10 pop-ups in the face, after or during a page loading. Don’t get me wrong though, I’m sure there is more sites out there pushing more then 10 at a time. I have seen forum posts throughout the net about it. Any fucking ways… I dunno why Hosts, ISP’s and the like, have to have so many god damn pop-ups!

They must think there is no other “real” way of getting traffic, but to cheat and at sametime, PISS EVERYONE OFF TO NO END! I wish I could take their god damn pop-ups and shove it up their fucking asses and have them talk about whatever POPS-UP! I just wish most of them would wake up one day and remove them stupid retarded pop-ups and realize they need to start being more honest about advertising and STOP FUCKING CHEATING and PISSING PEOPLE OFF! Cause that’s all they doing anyways….just PISSING PEOPLES OFF! It really only drives people away from a site then anything else. BUT THEY ALL STUPID! FUCK EM! I’m done, laterz all…

Twisted

Twisted’s Memory Lane Up In A Blaze!

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Ok..this goes hand n hand with that Just Another Lying Slut Post I had made before. Here below you’ll see a pile of stuff she gave me before. Love notes, Valentines Day Cards…bullshit like that. NOW! Since I can’t flush all this shit down the toilet like the relationship…I have to burn it. Well..you can see the before…and after pictures for yourself. Enjoy! I know I did while doing it LOL!! Damn I love KEROSENE! HEHE

Awww…..how fucking sweet! I LOVE U TO BABY! NOT!! WHORE!! LIAR!

SLUT!! CHEATER! USER!! GO TO HEAVEN BITCH!!

NOTHING LIKE USING KEROSENE AND MATCHES TO DISPOSE OF THE PAPER BULLSHIT! HEHE!

NOW ISN’T THIS A FUCKING SHAME! AWW..! OOPS! O WELL! DID I DO THAT!!?? NAA! I’M NOT THAT MEAN, AFTER ALL I DIDN’T CHEAT ON MYSELF!

BITCHES! CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM, BUT YA CAN LIVE WITHOUT THEM! LOL!!

WELP! IT’S ALL DONE! JUST LIKE THE SHITTY RELATIONSHIP!

BACK TO THE FUCKING DRAWING BOARD AGAIN RIGHT!?

IM DONE…LATERZ…

TWISTED

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